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> [“I would be the first to admit that I drew attention to my chest since, being so short, I need to give people a reason to look down far enough to see me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/i-would-be-the-first-to-admit-that-i-drew-attention-to-my-chest-since/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

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## More by Meredith Schorr

> [“I would be the first to admit that I drew attention to my chest since, being so short, I need to give people a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/i-would-be-the-first-to-admit-that-i-drew-attention-to-my-chest-since/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

> [“If this was the date from heaven and I decided to release slutty Stephanie, I didn't want clothes on my floor or an ungroomed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/if-this-was-the-date-from-heaven-and-i-decided-to-release-slutty/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

> [“I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/i-hoped-claire-would-have-a-girl-a-nephew-would-be-fun-until-he-got/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

> [“At that moment, I hated dating more than doing my laundry”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/at-that-moment-i-hated-dating-more-than-doing-my-laundry/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

> [“It occurred to me, while sitting on the cold white toilet seat pretending to pee in order to avoid Bob, that I much preferred…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/it-occurred-to-me-while-sitting-on-the-cold-white-toilet-seat/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

> [“There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/there-was-a-part-of-me-that-was-so-horny-i-wanted-to-climb-on-top-of/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

> [“don't put all your eggs in one bastard”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/don-t-put-all-your-eggs-in-one-bastard/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

> [“It was my decision to break up, but he didn't fight me on it. Would he have fought for Trish? And if so, was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/it-was-my-decision-to-break-up-but-he-didn-t-fight-me-on-it-would-he/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

> [“I was a witch and like a witch, deserved to have a house fall on top of me while wearing my favorite shoes”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/i-was-a-witch-and-like-a-witch-deserved-to-have-a-house-fall-on-top/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

> [“I truly believed Facebook was created by Satan as a way to turn completely sane people into obsessed stalkers.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/i-truly-believed-facebook-was-created-by-satan-as-a-way-to-turn/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

> [“Once I checked my email, I would get lost in a book so I could feel the main character's pain instead of mine, laugh…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/once-i-checked-my-email-i-would-get-lost-in-a-book-so-i-could-feel/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

> [“The guys who played with your feelings were jerks, Jane. You deserve better than guys like them. At least you did deserve better until…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meredith-schorr/the-guys-who-played-with-your-feelings-were-jerks-jane-you-deserve/)

[Meredith Schorr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meredith-schorr/)

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