--- title: "1 Drank Wine Quotes By Trae Crowder" description: "1 Drank Wine quotes by Trae Crowder. Plus more from Trae Crowder and more Drank Wine sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a64/trae-crowder-28527_bible_jesus-drank-wine-in-the-bible-y-all-yun_1141671.jpg" --- > [“Jesus drank wine in the Bible, y'all. Yun's make up a bunch of shit he never said about gay people but then just ignore the fact that one time a party started sucking and he abracadabraed some well water into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/jesus-drank-wine-in-the-bible-y-all-yun-s-make-up-a-bunch-of-shit-he/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a64/trae-crowder-28527_bible_jesus-drank-wine-in-the-bible-y-all-yun_1141671.jpg) ## More by Trae Crowder > [“...screaming about your rights as an American while rockin' the confederate flag is like arguing against gay marriage with a dick in your mouth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/screaming-about-your-rights-as-an-american-while-rockin-the/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“EIGHTH AMENDMENT The government shall not “crack down” on drug crime while taking kickbacks from industries and companies perpetuating addiction and abuse. You can’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/eighth-amendment-the-government-shall-not-crack-down-on-drug-crime/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“Men justify the women taking care of the kids and the house and holding down a job because, after all, men are the primary…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/men-justify-the-women-taking-care-of-the-kids-and-the-house-and/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“FIRST AMENDMENT No one shall give a damn about your religion. Freedom of speech doesn’t mean you can say whatever you want about prayer…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/first-amendment-no-one-shall-give-a-damn-about-your-religion-freedom/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“When the NSSF fights against legislation designed to prevent mass shootings because it “won’t work and is a violation of rights,” we understand that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/when-the-nssf-fights-against-legislation-designed-to-prevent-mass/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“Pheromones are like titties for your nose.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/pheromones-are-like-titties-for-your-nose/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“Slavery happened. That flag stands for segregation. We have monuments to Civil War generals and slave owners, as well as preserved plantations. But we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/slavery-happened-that-flag-stands-for-segregation-we-have-monuments/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“From gun shows, where they openly promote their product by imploring customers to buy “while you still can,” to homegrown militias who apparently believe…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/from-gun-shows-where-they-openly-promote-their-product-by-imploring/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“In our humble12 opinion, the South in general’s attitude regarding the war and everything that came after needs a major paradigm shift. Put simply:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/in-our-humble12-opinion-the-south-in-general-s-attitude-regarding-the/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“Church is important to most folks in the South. So the most important thing going is basically ruled by men as decreed by the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/church-is-important-to-most-folks-in-the-south-so-the-most-important/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“We do wish they’d have the same fervor and monetary backing for, say, a group of black legal gun carriers in Ferguson, Missouri, as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/we-do-wish-they-d-have-the-same-fervor-and-monetary-backing-for-say-a/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“SECOND AMENDMENT A “well-regulated militia” means regulated by the government. We need prudent regulation for guns. Let’s all accept that. We don’t need anyone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/second-amendment-a-well-regulated-militia-means-regulated-by-the/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“Jesus drank wine in the Bible, y'all. Yun's make up a bunch of shit he never said about gay people but then just ignore…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/jesus-drank-wine-in-the-bible-y-all-yun-s-make-up-a-bunch-of-shit-he/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“If everyone who’s worth a damn just leaves as soon as possible, then what’s left?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/if-everyone-who-s-worth-a-damn-just-leaves-as-soon-as-possible-then/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) > [“Men claiming superiority over women because men make more money than they do is like claiming you're stronger than a lion that you tranquilized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trae-crowder/men-claiming-superiority-over-women-because-men-make-more-money-than/) [Trae Crowder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trae-crowder/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drank-wine/trae-crowder/#itemlist", "name": "1 Drank Wine Quotes By Trae Crowder", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Jesus drank wine in the Bible, y'all. 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