--- title: "2 Drag queen Quotes By Robyn Peterman" description: "2 Drag queen quotes by Robyn Peterman. Plus more from Robyn Peterman and more Drag queen sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fe/robyn-peterman-19164_drag-queen_where-s-granny-she-stayed-in-town-go-go_3104991.jpg" --- > [“Where’s Granny?” “She stayed in town. Go, go, go.” Junior quickly shifted and left. “Dwayne?” I inquired. “He’s also in town doing crowd control, seeing as he was the one who caused the massive disaster.” “You left a Vampyre and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/where-s-granny-she-stayed-in-town-go-go-go-junior-quickly-shifted-and/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7fe/robyn-peterman-19164_drag-queen_where-s-granny-she-stayed-in-town-go-go_3104991.jpg) > [“I love you, Essie. Before you came into my life, I had considered ending myself. Three hundred years is a long time to be alone. You’ve given me hope, a career as a drag queen and a dysfunctional family. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/i-love-you-essie-before-you-came-into-my-life-i-had-considered-ending/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a3/robyn-peterman-19164_drag-queen_i-love-you-essie-before-you-came-into-my_3219432.jpg) ## Other authors on Drag queen - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b021/author-rupaul-81719.jpg) RuPaul 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drag-queen/rupaul/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-jinkx-monsoon-50034.jpg) Jinkx Monsoon 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drag-queen/jinkx-monsoon/) - [Bianca Del Rio 8 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drag-queen/bianca-del-rio/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b002/author-sasha-velour-6096.jpg) Sasha Velour 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drag-queen/sasha-velour/) ## More by Robyn Peterman > [“Are your panties up your ass?” Dwayne asked, concerned. “No. Why?” “Well, it looked like you were adjusting your hoohoo and I figured…” “Dwayne,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/are-your-panties-up-your-ass-dwayne-asked-concerned-no-why-well-it/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“Tomorrow would be a new day filled with uncertainty and very possibly danger, but right now all was right with my world. “Come on,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/tomorrow-would-be-a-new-day-filled-with-uncertainty-and-very-possibly/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean on crack.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/jumping-up-and-down-like-a-mexican-jumping-bean-on-crack/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“I quickly texted Granny and told her to call around and find out the buzz on the recruiting. She texted back that she would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/i-quickly-texted-granny-and-told-her-to-call-around-and-find-out-the/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“He shifted his attention back to me and leaned in closer. “I told you to behave. I don’t want to have to arrest you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/he-shifted-his-attention-back-to-me-and-leaned-in-closer-i-told-you/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“How about Al?” Sam suggested. “Perfect,” Dave grinned. “Um . . . Hi Poseidon, this is Al.” “Al who?” “Al Jacques Yuoff!” Dave snorted,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/how-about-al-sam-suggested-perfect-dave-grinned-um-hi-poseidon-this/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“Do not mess with my friends, myself or my Prada.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/do-not-mess-with-my-friends-myself-or-my-prada/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“Out," I instructed as I began peeling my clothes from my body. "I am going to pee for twenty-seven minutes, and then I'm going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/out-i-instructed-as-i-began-peeling-my-clothes-from-my-body-i-am/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“Dwayne, can you shoot a gun?” Dwayne rolled his eyes. “Hanky-poo, Dwayne doesn’t need a gun. I have crap in my repertoire that will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/dwayne-can-you-shoot-a-gun-dwayne-rolled-his-eyes-hanky-poo-dwayne/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“Ready does not factor into the equation, Angel. Life happens whether we are ready or not—the only choice or control we have is whether…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/ready-does-not-factor-into-the-equation-angel-life-happens-whether-we/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“Puck Flare’s eyes turned blood red and narrowed to slits. “What have you done to me?” he demanded as a spear of fire flew…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/puck-flare-s-eyes-turned-blood-red-and-narrowed-to-slits-what-have/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“I opened my mouth and projectile-vomited on her from head to toe. The more I retched, the more I had to retch. It was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/i-opened-my-mouth-and-projectile-vomited-on-her-from-head-to-toe-the/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“How’d that turn out?” I tried not to laugh, but failed. Who in the hell tried to microwave a damn phone? “Not good. Not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/how-d-that-turn-out-i-tried-not-to-laugh-but-failed-who-in-the-hell/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“Granny was quiet. She was either contemplating Dwayne’s story or trying to come up with one that would top his. I shivered as I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/granny-was-quiet-she-was-either-contemplating-dwayne-s-story-or/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) > [“It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you’ll sweat like a fat…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-peterman/it-takes-a-while-for-the-heat-to-work-in-this-piece-of-shit-but-when/) [Robyn Peterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-peterman/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/drag-queen/robyn-peterman/#itemlist", "name": "2 Drag queen Quotes By Robyn Peterman", "numberOfItems": 2, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Where’s Granny?” “She stayed in town. 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