--- title: "9 Dozen Roses Quotes by 6 authors" description: "Browse 9 Dozen Roses quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Dozen Roses sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a9/anonymous-1_fake_when-giving-her-a-dozen-roses-11-real-an_1642459.jpg" --- > [When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-giving-her-a-dozen-roses-11-real-and-1-fake-say-i-will-love-you/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a9/anonymous-1_fake_when-giving-her-a-dozen-roses-11-real-an_1642459.jpg) > [Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/groucho-marx/send-two-dozen-roses-to-room-424-and-put-emily-i-love-you-on-the-back/) [Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/groucho-marx/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/31e/groucho-marx-788_bills_send-two-dozen-roses-to-room-424-and-put_1110401.jpg) > [Sometimes one smile can mean more than a dozen roses](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sometimes-one-smile-can-mean-more-than-a-dozen-roses/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e7/anonymous-1_dozen_sometimes-one-smile-can-mean-more-than-a_2960243.jpg) > [On a day you least expect a dozen roses will you get. But a dozen roses they will not be; for there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-boynton/on-a-day-you-least-expect-a-dozen-roses-will-you-get-but-a-dozen/) [Josh Boynton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-boynton/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a6/josh-boynton-93993_famous-love_on-a-day-you-least-expect-a-dozen-roses_1679028.jpg) > [If I could give you the world on a silver platter Would it even matter? You'd still be mad at me. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-scott/if-i-could-give-you-the-world-on-a-silver-platter-would-it-even/) [Jill Scott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-scott/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ab/jill-scott-1737_flower_if-i-could-give-you-the-world-on-a-silve_1552528.png) > [~He handed her a dozen roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he told her he would love her till the last rose died~](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melchor-lim/he-handed-her-a-dozen-roses-11-real-1-fake-and-he-told-her-he-would/) [Melchor Lim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melchor-lim/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8dc/melchor-lim-61_flowers_he-handed-her-a-dozen-roses-11-real-1-fa_2516439.jpg) > [A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-dozen-roses-12-a-box-of-chocolates-10-a-happy-valentines-day-card-2/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/564/anonymous-1_box-of-chocolates_a-dozen-roses-12-a-box-of-chocolates-10_269071.jpg) > [A boy was about to leave, but before he did, he gave his girl a dozen of roses. 11 were real +…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-boy-was-about-to-leave-but-before-he-did-he-gave-his-girl-a-dozen/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/317/anonymous-1_corny-love_a-boy-was-about-to-leave-but-before-he-d_1135870.jpg) > [So, what do you do when you know you have two days to live? Eat an entire Bitter Chocolate Death cake all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-mckinley/so-what-do-you-do-when-you-know-you-have-two-days-to-live-eat-an/) [Robin McKinley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-mckinley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ed/robin-mckinley-1591_apartment_so-what-do-you-do-when-you-know-you-have_2312234.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dozen-roses/#itemlist", "name": "Dozen Roses Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-giving-her-a-dozen-roses-11-real-and-1-fake-say-i-will-love-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a9/anonymous-1_fake_when-giving-her-a-dozen-roses-11-real-an_1642459.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a9/anonymous-1_fake_when-giving-her-a-dozen-roses-11-real-an_1642459.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a9/anonymous-1_fake_when-giving-her-a-dozen-roses-11-real-an_1642459.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies.” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put \"Emily, I love you\" on the back of the bill.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Groucho Marx" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/groucho-marx/send-two-dozen-roses-to-room-424-and-put-emily-i-love-you-on-the-back/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/31e/groucho-marx-788_bills_send-two-dozen-roses-to-room-424-and-put_1110401.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/31e/groucho-marx-788_bills_send-two-dozen-roses-to-room-424-and-put_1110401.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/31e/groucho-marx-788_bills_send-two-dozen-roses-to-room-424-and-put_1110401.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put \"Emily, I love you\" on the back of the bill.” — Groucho Marx", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Sometimes one smile can mean more than a dozen roses", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Anonymous" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sometimes-one-smile-can-mean-more-than-a-dozen-roses/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e7/anonymous-1_dozen_sometimes-one-smile-can-mean-more-than-a_2960243.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e7/anonymous-1_dozen_sometimes-one-smile-can-mean-more-than-a_2960243.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e7/anonymous-1_dozen_sometimes-one-smile-can-mean-more-than-a_2960243.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Sometimes one smile can mean more than a dozen roses” — Anonymous", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "On a day you least expect a dozen roses will you get. 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