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title: "77 Dorms Quotes by 67 authors"
description: "Browse 77 Dorms quotes by 67 authors. Discover the best Dorms sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f1/eduardo-saverin-39332_built_facebook-wasn-t-built-out-of-a-harvard-d_2018545.png"
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> [Facebook wasn't built out of a Harvard dorm window.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eduardo-saverin/facebook-wasn-t-built-out-of-a-harvard-dorm-window/)

[Eduardo Saverin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eduardo-saverin/)

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> [It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cody-lundin/it-s-like-i-m-in-a-closet-in-a-college-dorm-room/)

[Cody Lundin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cody-lundin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/830/cody-lundin-20847_closet_it-s-like-i-m-in-a-closet-in-a-college-d_2497931.png)

> [I don't bring anything expensive to the dorms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-romeo-2/i-don-t-bring-anything-expensive-to-the-dorms/)

[Lil' Romeo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-romeo-2/)

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> [Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-wilson/yeah-i-spent-about-20-years-in-a-dorm-room-it-took-me-a-while-to/)

[Douglas Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-wilson/)

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> [Proust's tea cake has nothing on one hour in a college dorm.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gloria-steinem/proust-s-tea-cake-has-nothing-on-one-hour-in-a-college-dorm/)

[Gloria Steinem](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gloria-steinem/)

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> [Well, I guess lots of prep schools have their own campus, dorms, kitchens...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wolverine/well-i-guess-lots-of-prep-schools-have-their-own-campus-dorms-kitchens/)

[Wolverine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wolverine/)

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> [It's incredible to be young and live here and not have to clean up your dorm room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penn-dayton-badgley/it-s-incredible-to-be-young-and-live-here-and-not-have-to-clean-up/)

[Penn Dayton Badgley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penn-dayton-badgley/)

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> [This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-b-parker/this-was-1954-friends-the-girls-dorm-was-off-limits-even-to-girls-i/)

[Robert B. Parker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-b-parker/)

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> [For example, in my dorm, at the University of Kentucky, I had the only camera. I don't think anyone came to college…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-abell/for-example-in-my-dorm-at-the-university-of-kentucky-i-had-the-only/)

[Sam Abell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-abell/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/232/sam-abell-7768_camera_for-example-in-my-dorm-at-the-university_1822407.png)

> [You’re never going to find a guy who’s exactly like you—first of all, because that guy never leaves his dorm room.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rainbow-rowell/you-re-never-going-to-find-a-guy-who-s-exactly-like-you-first-of-all/)

[Rainbow Rowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rainbow-rowell/)

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> [In college, most people I knew were living in the dorms, and I wasn't, so I didn't have many friends.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eva-gutowski/in-college-most-people-i-knew-were-living-in-the-dorms-and-i-wasn-t/)

[Eva Gutowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eva-gutowski/)

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> [I wish I wasn't famous. I wish I was still in school So that I could have you in my dorm room,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drake/i-wish-i-wasn-t-famous-i-wish-i-was-still-in-school-so-that-i-could/)

[Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drake/)

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> [I've never been to Harvard, I've never been to college, so I don't know what dorm life is like.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-fincher/i-ve-never-been-to-harvard-i-ve-never-been-to-college-so-i-don-t-know/)

[David Fincher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-fincher/)

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> [A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-ferguson/a-number-of-u-s-colleges-are-going-to-start-having-dorms-for/)

[Craig Ferguson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-ferguson/)

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> [Everyone knows French artist Claude Monet's "Water Lilies," which he painted in his garden. You find the images everywhere from galleries to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ari-shapiro/everyone-knows-french-artist-claude-monet-s-water-lilies-which-he/)

[Ari Shapiro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ari-shapiro/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d31/ari-shapiro-30136_art_everyone-knows-french-artist-claude-mone_537727.jpg)

> [I started out really making music in my dorm room, and it wasn't really producing or anything like that; it was you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danger-mouse/i-started-out-really-making-music-in-my-dorm-room-and-it-wasn-t/)

[Danger Mouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danger-mouse/)

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> [Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/some-fast-food-places-they-have-that-ketchup-pump-it-s-like-a-keg/)

[Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/)

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> [Oh. Yeah. That does make sense.” Shaylin hesitated. “But I don’t know which dorm room is hers.” “Third floor, number thirty-six. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-yeah-that-does-make-sense-shaylin-hesitated-but-i-don-t-know-which/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Maybe we were being a bit unrealistic, but we had this hope that if we could just get into the Ivy League,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-strohmeyer/maybe-we-were-being-a-bit-unrealistic-but-we-had-this-hope-that-if-we/)

[Sarah Strohmeyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-strohmeyer/)

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> [To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night in the basement of my dorm, and I promoted and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eugene-mirman/to-create-a-comedy-major-i-ended-up-starting-a-comedy-night-in-the/)

[Eugene Mirman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eugene-mirman/)

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> [Bill Clinton's favorite memory is Hillary leaning down and putting contact paper in the drawers, in the chest of drawers in Chelsea's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rush-limbaugh/bill-clinton-s-favorite-memory-is-hillary-leaning-down-and-putting/)

[Rush Limbaugh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rush-limbaugh/)

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> [It wasn't all romantic. I didn't have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor in friends' rooms, I returned coke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-jobs/it-wasn-t-all-romantic-i-didn-t-have-a-dorm-room-so-i-slept-on-the/)

[Steve Jobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-jobs/)

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> [You don't treat the so-called little people poorly, because we don't have any little people here! The trainers, the managers, the secretaries,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-don-t-treat-the-so-called-little-people-poorly-because-we-don-t/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Now, we can live in this little, liberal bubble bath where everybody's supposed to like everybody and do all this stuff and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/van-jones/now-we-can-live-in-this-little-liberal-bubble-bath-where-everybody-s/)

[Van Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/van-jones/)

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> [Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-foner/look-mrs-mcgillicuddy-it-s-not-my-fault-your-son-jumped-out-a-dorm/)

[Eric Foner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-foner/)

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> [I do the meatball recipe a lot. I think the army stew probably too. It's the most useful dish because it was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-bourdain/i-do-the-meatball-recipe-a-lot-i-think-the-army-stew-probably-too-it/)

[Anthony Bourdain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-bourdain/)

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> [I'm a big believer in first impressions," he finally said. "Tell me what your first thought was when Jason walked into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julie-james/i-m-a-big-believer-in-first-impressions-he-finally-said-tell-me-what/)

[Julie James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julie-james/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17d/julie-james-844_believer_i-m-a-big-believer-in-first-impressions_3145563.png)

> [I miss you terribly sometimes, but in general I go on living with all the energy I can muster. Just as you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/haruki-murakami/i-miss-you-terribly-sometimes-but-in-general-i-go-on-living-with-all/)

[Haruki Murakami](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/haruki-murakami/)

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> [ The one consistent policy running through this \[Clinton\] administration is the love it has lavished on Marxists -- food aid for North… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-feder/the-one-consistent-policy-running-through-this-clinton-administration/)

[Don Feder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-feder/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/206/don-feder-25279_administration_the-one-consistent-policy-running-throug_1396147.jpg)

> [Okay. how about that time when you smoked all that weed that you thought was laced with something? You fell into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-black/okay-how-about-that-time-when-you-smoked-all-that-weed-that-you/)

[Holly Black](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-black/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbf/holly-black-329_angel_okay-how-about-that-time-when-you-smoked_669565.png)

> [Talk to strangers when the family fails and friends lead you astray when Buddha laughs and Jesus weeps and it turns out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/saul-williams/talk-to-strangers-when-the-family-fails-and-friends-lead-you-astray/)

[Saul Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/saul-williams/)

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> [When I got to college, the fake ID thing wasn't that important, since pretty much everyone could get away with drinking in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-wise/when-i-got-to-college-the-fake-id-thing-wasn-t-that-important-since/)

[Tim Wise](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-wise/)

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> [After practice, I would have to go back to the dorm and take a nap.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kareem-abdul-jabbar/after-practice-i-would-have-to-go-back-to-the-dorm-and-take-a-nap/)

[Kareem Abdul-Jabbar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kareem-abdul-jabbar/)

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> [But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-spurrier/but-the-real-tragedy-was-that-15-hadn-t-been-colored-yet/)

[Steve Spurrier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-spurrier/)

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> [You could do anything in your room at college. You could smoke pot, live in a coed dorm, have a girl. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-could-do-anything-in-your-room-at-college-you-could-smoke-pot/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dcd/jay-leno-210_coed_you-could-do-anything-in-your-room-at-co_2014822.png)

> [Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me. "I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/are-you-sleepwalking-a-voice-asked-behind-me-i-was-testing-dorm/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

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> [Your "use case" should be, there's a 22 year old college student living in the dorms. How will this software get him laid?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-zawinski/your-use-case-should-be-there-s-a-22-year-old-college-student-living/)

[Jamie Zawinski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-zawinski/)

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> [My cellmate's raped on the norm, and passed around the dorm, you can hear his asshole getting torn.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tupac-shakur/my-cellmate-s-raped-on-the-norm-and-passed-around-the-dorm-you-can/)

[Tupac Shakur](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tupac-shakur/)

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> [Zuckerberg wants to take us back to the dorm room where we all know each other. I don't want to, I want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-keen/zuckerberg-wants-to-take-us-back-to-the-dorm-room-where-we-all-know/)

[Andrew Keen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-keen/)

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> [You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jason-biggs/you-realize-we-re-all-going-to-go-to-college-as-virgins-they-probably/)

[Jason Biggs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jason-biggs/)

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                        "text": "Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty books as a Columbia professor, all right? You don't do that by holding hands with every at-risk undergraduate who says he's homesick, or he's turning gay, or the dog ate his term paper. I write about Lincoln, and freedom, and great ideas. I don't always have time for students. It's like Dean Martin used to say: if you want to talk, go to a priest. Hey -- what's the gun for?",
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                        "text": "I miss you terribly sometimes, but in general I go on living with all the energy I can muster. Just as you take care of the birds and the fields every morning, every morning I wind my own spring. I give it some 36 good twists by the time I've got up, brushed my teeth, shaved, eaten breakfast, changed my clothes, left the dorm, and arrived at the university. I tell myself, \"OK, let's make this day another good one.\" I hadn't noticed before, but they tell me I talk to myself a lot these days. Probably mumbling to myself while I wind my spring.",
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                        "text": "The one consistent policy running through this [Clinton] administration is the love it has lavished on Marxists -- food aid for North Korea, diplomatic recognition of the Hanoi regime, chronic kowtowing to Beijing and now doing Castro's dirty work. How can the Clinton gang -- which carried the Viet Cong flag during anti-war demonstrations and decorated their dorm rooms with pictures of Che Guevara -- not feel contempt for people who insist, with every fiber of their being, that communism is mankind's mortal enemy?",
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                        "text": "Talk to strangers when the family fails and friends lead you astray when Buddha laughs and Jesus weeps and it turns out God is gay. 'Cause angels and messiahs love can come in many forms: in the hallways of your projects, or the fat girl in your dorm, and when you finally take the time to see what they’re about perhaps you find them lonely or their wisdom trips you out.",
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