--- title: "1 Dorm Room Quotes By Seth Meyers" description: "1 Dorm Room quotes by Seth Meyers. Plus more from Seth Meyers and more Dorm Room sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efb/seth-meyers-3420_dorm_a-freshman-at-michigan-state-university_2352728.jpg" --- > [A freshman at Michigan State University was randomly assigned to the same dorm room his father occupied in 1978. A fact that will no doubt cross his mind every time he masturbates.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/a-freshman-at-michigan-state-university-was-randomly-assigned-to-the/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efb/seth-meyers-3420_dorm_a-freshman-at-michigan-state-university_2352728.jpg) ## More by Seth Meyers > [Pope Benedict delivered an anti-euthanasia message this week, saying that people must accept death at 'the hour chosen by God.' And then he rode…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/pope-benedict-delivered-an-anti-euthanasia-message-this-week-saying/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [Swedish automaker Saab admitted this week that for certain tests they used human cadavers as crash-test dummies. Worse, they weren't cadavers before the test.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/swedish-automaker-saab-admitted-this-week-that-for-certain-tests-they/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [Starting Monday, 7-11 will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed to keep bananas yellow and firm for five days. Though if your banana…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/starting-monday-7-11-will-begin-testing-a-new-plastic-wrap-designed/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [Astronauts living on the International Space Station will soon be getting their drinking water from a new system that recycles their urine into drinkable…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/astronauts-living-on-the-international-space-station-will-soon-be/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [The Earth will be around for a long time before you have a funnier president than Obama. He has a stand-up's cadence and the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/the-earth-will-be-around-for-a-long-time-before-you-have-a-funnier/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [Police in Portland, Oregon told a woman who was skating nude to stop after construction workers complained. Which raises the question: what in God's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/police-in-portland-oregon-told-a-woman-who-was-skating-nude-to-stop/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [A pair of identical twins in China married another pair of identical twins. What are the odds of that? Actually, in China, about 3 to 1.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/a-pair-of-identical-twins-in-china-married-another-pair-of-identical/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [A New Jersey man is suing two men for allegedly using Facebook to organize an attack on him at a bar. By the time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/a-new-jersey-man-is-suing-two-men-for-allegedly-using-facebook-to/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/the-first-time-i-had-disposable-income-the-two-things-i-cared-most/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [Conservative lawmakers in Egypt have called for a ban on imports of a kit meant to help women fake their virginity on their wedding…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/conservative-lawmakers-in-egypt-have-called-for-a-ban-on-imports-of-a/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [A government study has found that traces of a chemical used in rocket fuel were found in samples of powdered baby formula, and could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/a-government-study-has-found-that-traces-of-a-chemical-used-in-rocket/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [A middle school teacher in Montana suffered some bruising and a large scratch on his back after he struck a bear while riding his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/a-middle-school-teacher-in-montana-suffered-some-bruising-and-a-large/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [I did not go into comedy to escape anything. I went into comedy because I had parents who thought it was a reputable way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/i-did-not-go-into-comedy-to-escape-anything-i-went-into-comedy/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/i-love-cheese-plates-though-i-actually-hate-cheese-plates-because-i/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) > [On Wednesday, a 55 year-old inmate escaped from Rikers Island after he convinced guards that he was a lawyer. Guards probably should've become suspicious…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/on-wednesday-a-55-year-old-inmate-escaped-from-rikers-island-after-he/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dorm-room/seth-meyers/#itemlist", "name": "1 Dorm Room Quotes By Seth Meyers", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "A freshman at Michigan State University was randomly assigned to the same dorm room his father occupied in 1978. 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