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> [I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little living room in our little apartment there, and I'd skin my deer, and all the guts would go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/i-picked-ducks-in-a-tub-in-my-dorm-room-i-d-hang-deer-in-the-doorway/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

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## More by Phil Robertson

> [We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/we-were-so-poor-as-kids-i-didn-t-even-see-a-bathtub-running-water-hot/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [I'm standing under a sign that says, 'Budweiser is king of beers,' and everybody's got their beers here today," I told them. "But I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/i-m-standing-under-a-sign-that-says-budweiser-is-king-of-beers-and/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [I'm not going to run for political office.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/i-m-not-going-to-run-for-political-office/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/i-have-a-god-given-right-to-pursue-happiness-and-happiness-to-me-is/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [Everywhere my sons and I go, we're telling people the good news about Jesus, blowing duck calls, and making people, happy, happy- then down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/everywhere-my-sons-and-i-go-we-re-telling-people-the-good-news-about/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/whether-you-re-talking-about-bees-dogs-or-women-pain-can-come-upon/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/i-never-with-my-eyes-saw-the-mistreatment-of-any-black-person/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [I repented at 28 and turned to Jesus.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/i-repented-at-28-and-turned-to-jesus/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [“I’ll never forget one night Jep was coming home late and got his truck stuck in a muddy road close to where we live.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/i-ll-never-forget-one-night-jep-was-coming-home-late-and-got-his/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [Temporary is all you're going to get with any kind of health care, except the health care I'm telling you about. That's eternal health…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/temporary-is-all-you-re-going-to-get-with-any-kind-of-health-care/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [Women with women. Men with men. They committed indecent acts with one another. And they received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/women-with-women-men-with-men-they-committed-indecent-acts-with-one/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [I’m not going askew from the principles on which the United States was built; I’m right there with our founding fathers. I’m a patriot…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/i-m-not-going-askew-from-the-principles-on-which-the-united-states/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [God says, 'One woman, one man,' and everyone says, 'Oh, that's old hat, that's that old Bible stuff,'" he said. "But I'm thinking, well…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/god-says-one-woman-one-man-and-everyone-says-oh-that-s-old-hat-that-s/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/i-never-with-my-eyes-saw-the-mistreatment-of-any-black-person-not/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

> [Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/kids-in-america-today-are-overweight-and-lazy-and-it-s-their-parents/)

[Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/)

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