--- title: "32 Dorm Room Quotes by 29 authors" description: "Browse 32 Dorm Room quotes by 29 authors. Discover the best Dorm Room sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d33/boomer-esiason-23133_crazy_you-can-imagine-what-a-dorm-room-environ_1451560.png" --- > [You can imagine what a dorm room environment is to a CF parent. It's like, oh my God. It's crazy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/boomer-esiason/you-can-imagine-what-a-dorm-room-environment-is-to-a-cf-parent-it-s/) [Boomer Esiason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/boomer-esiason/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d33/boomer-esiason-23133_crazy_you-can-imagine-what-a-dorm-room-environ_1451560.png) > [It's like I'm in a closet in a college dorm room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cody-lundin/it-s-like-i-m-in-a-closet-in-a-college-dorm-room/) [Cody Lundin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cody-lundin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/830/cody-lundin-20847_closet_it-s-like-i-m-in-a-closet-in-a-college-d_2497931.png) > [Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-wilson/yeah-i-spent-about-20-years-in-a-dorm-room-it-took-me-a-while-to/) [Douglas Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-wilson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/688/douglas-wilson-2686_dorm_yeah-i-spent-about-20-years-in-a-dorm-ro_1685582.png) > [It's incredible to be young and live here and not have to clean up your dorm room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penn-dayton-badgley/it-s-incredible-to-be-young-and-live-here-and-not-have-to-clean-up/) [Penn Dayton Badgley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penn-dayton-badgley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2e5/penn-dayton-badgley-41863_be-young_it-s-incredible-to-be-young-and-live-her_1961335.jpg) > [The first two projects I did out of my dorm room were mock film soundtracks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danger-mouse/the-first-two-projects-i-did-out-of-my-dorm-room-were-mock-film/) [Danger Mouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danger-mouse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d6/danger-mouse-19219_cinema_the-first-two-projects-i-did-out-of-my-d_886725.jpg) > [You’re never going to find a guy who’s exactly like you—first of all, because that guy never leaves his dorm room.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rainbow-rowell/you-re-never-going-to-find-a-guy-who-s-exactly-like-you-first-of-all/) [Rainbow Rowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rainbow-rowell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82f/rainbow-rowell-135_dorm_you-re-never-going-to-find-a-guy-who-s-e_2821593.jpg) > [I wish I wasn't famous. I wish I was still in school So that I could have you in my dorm room,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drake/i-wish-i-wasn-t-famous-i-wish-i-was-still-in-school-so-that-i-could/) [Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drake/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7df/drake-44_dorm_i-wish-i-wasn-t-famous-i-wish-i-was-stil_1825698.png) > [Dorm-room life was a tough transition. You're young, and you realize how much you miss the comfort of home.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jordan-burroughs/dorm-room-life-was-a-tough-transition-you-re-young-and-you-realize/) [Jordan Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jordan-burroughs/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1c/jordan-burroughs-4789_comfort_dorm-room-life-was-a-tough-transition-yo_2044897.png) > [You cannot make a giant space company in your dorm room. Not today. And the reason is that the heavy lifting infrastructure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-bezos/you-cannot-make-a-giant-space-company-in-your-dorm-room-not-today-and/) [Jeff Bezos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-bezos/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e4/jeff-bezos-1193_business_you-cannot-make-a-giant-space-company-in_1313219.jpg) > [I started out really making music in my dorm room, and it wasn't really producing or anything like that; it was you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danger-mouse/i-started-out-really-making-music-in-my-dorm-room-and-it-wasn-t/) [Danger Mouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danger-mouse/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e2/danger-mouse-19219_anything_i-started-out-really-making-music-in-my_1210294.jpg) > [I would sit in my dorm room and write songs. I loved it. I was learning to sing and play guitar. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mat-kearney/i-would-sit-in-my-dorm-room-and-write-songs-i-loved-it-i-was-learning/) [Mat Kearney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mat-kearney/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd4/mat-kearney-3612_dorm_i-would-sit-in-my-dorm-room-and-write-so_2709896.jpg) > [I set up my own trading center in my Cabot dorm room... with my computer, my fax machine, and my telephone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-c-griffin/i-set-up-my-own-trading-center-in-my-cabot-dorm-room-with-my-computer/) [Kenneth C. Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenneth-c-griffin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/815/kenneth-c-griffin-9524_computers_i-set-up-my-own-trading-center-in-my-cab_2358461.jpg) > [I wish I'd had more fun in college. I spent a lot of time in my dorm room, reading or writing while…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-benjamin/i-wish-i-d-had-more-fun-in-college-i-spent-a-lot-of-time-in-my-dorm/) [Chloe Benjamin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-benjamin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c61/chloe-benjamin-15855_fun_i-wish-i-d-had-more-fun-in-college-i-spe_1555720.jpg) > [I'm a lesbian. Yup. Hundred percent. Hundred percent. I remember being in college, and I had fallen in love with this woman,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christine-quinn/i-m-a-lesbian-yup-hundred-percent-hundred-percent-i-remember-being-in-2/) [Christine Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christine-quinn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eac/christine-quinn-10422_away_i-m-a-lesbian-yup-hundred-percent-hundre_2168487.png) > [Oh. Yeah. That does make sense.” Shaylin hesitated. “But I don’t know which dorm room is hers.” “Third floor, number thirty-six. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-yeah-that-does-make-sense-shaylin-hesitated-but-i-don-t-know-which/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/54f/anonymous-1_aphrodite_oh-yeah-that-does-make-sense-shaylin-hes_1517280.jpg) > [I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phil-robertson/i-picked-ducks-in-a-tub-in-my-dorm-room-i-d-hang-deer-in-the-doorway/) [Phil Robertson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phil-robertson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c2/phil-robertson-3677_apartment_i-picked-ducks-in-a-tub-in-my-dorm-room_1852423.png) > [I burned down my dorm room freshman year. I was that kid. When you live in small quarters with two guys, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-franco/i-burned-down-my-dorm-room-freshman-year-i-was-that-kid-when-you-live/) [Dave Franco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-franco/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6e3/dave-franco-10502_candle_i-burned-down-my-dorm-room-freshman-year_2962002.jpg) > [Deep down, I have always been 72 years old. In college, my friends used to make fun of me because I would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-courtney-sullivan/deep-down-i-have-always-been-72-years-old-in-college-my-friends-used/) [J. Courtney Sullivan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-courtney-sullivan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fed/j-courtney-sullivan-7330_deep_deep-down-i-have-always-been-72-years-ol_1311892.jpg) > [I was a freshman at UC Santa Cruz, really poor and restless to see the world. I used to sit in my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebecca-romijn/i-was-a-freshman-at-uc-santa-cruz-really-poor-and-restless-to-see-the/) [Rebecca Romijn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebecca-romijn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50f/rebecca-romijn-12803_freshman_i-was-a-freshman-at-uc-santa-cruz-really_2454841.jpg) > [“I wondered if they had rehearsed this weird three-way-talking thing they had going on. I imagined them sitting in a circle in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/i-wondered-if-they-had-rehearsed-this-weird-three-way-talking-thing/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/944/rachel-hawkins-379_anna_i-wondered-if-they-had-rehearsed-this-we_1482653.jpg) > [The Dorm Room Diet is nothing like the conventional diets you may have tried in the past. It offers guidelines for creating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daphne-oz/the-dorm-room-diet-is-nothing-like-the-conventional-diets-you-may/) [Daphne Oz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daphne-oz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36f/daphne-oz-11766_conventional_the-dorm-room-diet-is-nothing-like-the-c_557882.png) > [“But as soon as I walked through the door, my happy feelings evaporated so quickly, I practically heard the pop. “Oh, man,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawkins/but-as-soon-as-i-walked-through-the-door-my-happy-feelings-evaporated/) [Rachel Hawkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawkins/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6de/rachel-hawkins-379_obsessive-love_but-as-soon-as-i-walked-through-the-door_923693.jpg) > [“Reading Chip's college orientation materials, Alfred had been struck by the sentence New England winters can be very cold. The curtains he'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-franzen/reading-chip-s-college-orientation-materials-alfred-had-been-struck/) [Jonathan Franzen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-franzen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e1c/jonathan-franzen-801_cold-night_reading-chip-s-college-orientation-mater_1018429.jpg) > [Zuckerberg wants to take us back to the dorm room where we all know each other. I don't want to, I want…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-keen/zuckerberg-wants-to-take-us-back-to-the-dorm-room-where-we-all-know/) [Andrew Keen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-keen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d95/andrew-keen-36006_cities_zuckerberg-wants-to-take-us-back-to-the_620770.png) > [Most veterans detested training camp, but not me. I loved having a dorm room and a little fridge with snacks, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-young/most-veterans-detested-training-camp-but-not-me-i-loved-having-a-dorm/) [Steve Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-young/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/be8/steve-young-2710_camping_most-veterans-detested-training-camp-but_1527029.png) > [You don't need equipment of any kind to get a good workout in. In fact, you can get a good workout in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harley-pasternak/you-don-t-need-equipment-of-any-kind-to-get-a-good-workout-in-in-fact/) [Harley Pasternak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harley-pasternak/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ff/harley-pasternak-5369_apartment_you-don-t-need-equipment-of-any-kind-to_229751.png) > [In my dorm room, I was a hermit making music, I've always had a sense of urgency that I don't have forever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/g-eazy/in-my-dorm-room-i-was-a-hermit-making-music-i-ve-always-had-a-sense/) [G-Eazy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/g-eazy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc2/g-eazy-1910_dorm_in-my-dorm-room-i-was-a-hermit-making-mu_2548935.jpg) > [A freshman at Michigan State University was randomly assigned to the same dorm room his father occupied in 1978. A fact that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-meyers/a-freshman-at-michigan-state-university-was-randomly-assigned-to-the/) [Seth Meyers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-meyers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efb/seth-meyers-3420_dorm_a-freshman-at-michigan-state-university_2352728.jpg) > [There's a picture of my dorm room in the college yearbook as the most messy, most disgusting room on the Harvard campus,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-greene/there-s-a-picture-of-my-dorm-room-in-the-college-yearbook-as-the-most/) [Brian Greene](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-greene/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/210/brian-greene-2334_campus_there-s-a-picture-of-my-dorm-room-in-the_1449364.jpg) > [“He's just a guy," Reagan said. "Of course he's different from you. You're never going to find a guy who's exactly like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rainbow-rowell/he-s-just-a-guy-reagan-said-of-course-he-s-different-from-you-you-re/) [Rainbow Rowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rainbow-rowell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c34/rainbow-rowell-135_like-guy_he-s-just-a-guy-reagan-said-of-course-he_479794.jpg) > [When you come from living in a dorm room with no clothes, no girls, no cars, and then you go to having…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-yachty/when-you-come-from-living-in-a-dorm-room-with-no-clothes-no-girls-no/) [Lil Yachty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-yachty/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52f/lil-yachty-5559_direction_when-you-come-from-living-in-a-dorm-room_258360.jpg) > [On TV, talking heads wrung their hands over a lack of traditional feminine values and wondered if girls’ sports were to blame.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/libba-bray/on-tv-talking-heads-wrung-their-hands-over-a-lack-of-traditional/) [Libba Bray](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/libba-bray/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/698/libba-bray-259_blame_on-tv-talking-heads-wrung-their-hands-ov_608409.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dorm-room/#itemlist", "name": "Dorm Room Quotes", "numberOfItems": 32, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You can imagine what a dorm room environment is to a CF parent. 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