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title: "2 Doritos Flavored Quotes by 1 author"
description: "Browse 2 Doritos Flavored quotes by 1 author. Discover the best Doritos Flavored sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f9/david-letterman-378_dew_pepsi-has-a-new-doritos-flavored-mountai_547558.jpg"
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> [Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/pepsi-has-a-new-doritos-flavored-mountain-dew-no-we-don-t-have-an/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f9/david-letterman-378_dew_pepsi-has-a-new-doritos-flavored-mountai_547558.jpg)

> [Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/doritos-flavored-mountain-dew-is-coming-you-drink-it-you-get-a/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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