--- title: "9 Dorian Quotes By Richelle Mead" description: "9 Dorian quotes by Richelle Mead. Plus more from Richelle Mead and more Dorian sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef1/richelle-mead-46_dorian_oh-god-i-m-trapped-in-the-fucking-chroni_940213.jpg" --- > [“Oh, God. I’m trapped in the fucking Chronicles of Narnia." "I’m sure that would be an amusing reference, if I understood it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/oh-god-i-m-trapped-in-the-fucking-chronicles-of-narnia-i-m-sure-that/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef1/richelle-mead-46_dorian_oh-god-i-m-trapped-in-the-fucking-chroni_940213.jpg) > [Is he having a party?" "Dorian is a sociable king. He likes keeping people around him, mostly so he can mock them.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/is-he-having-a-party-dorian-is-a-sociable-king-he-likes-keeping/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45f/richelle-mead-46_kings_is-he-having-a-party-dorian-is-a-sociabl_2023965.jpg) > [He stepped forward and punched Dorian in the face, hard enough that I heard a thwack. "Ow," moaned Dorian, wincing from the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/he-stepped-forward-and-punched-dorian-in-the-face-hard-enough-that-i/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/355/richelle-mead-46_assets_he-stepped-forward-and-punched-dorian-in_2562506.jpg) > [“Then don't criticize if you can't offer a solution," said Dorian. "It's easy to want peace and love in hypothetical situations -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/then-don-t-criticize-if-you-can-t-offer-a-solution-said-dorian-it-s/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ca/richelle-mead-46_criticize_then-don-t-criticize-if-you-can-t-offer_2173637.jpg) > [Dorian used to watch you like a starving man who wants meat. Now he looks at you like he wants seconds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/dorian-used-to-watch-you-like-a-starving-man-who-wants-meat-now-he/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2f1/richelle-mead-46_longing_dorian-used-to-watch-you-like-a-starving_1559472.jpg) > [“No," I said softly, feeling all the energy run out of me. I was tired. So, so tired. "I don't want a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/no-i-said-softly-feeling-all-the-energy-run-out-of-me-i-was-tired-so/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ee5/richelle-mead-46_dorian_no-i-said-softly-feeling-all-the-energy_816124.jpg) > [“And you think that's it? All is forgiven and he'll just be cool with me having Storm King's grandchildren because we're all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/and-you-think-that-s-it-all-is-forgiven-and-he-ll-just-be-cool-with/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c31/richelle-mead-46_dorian_and-you-think-that-s-it-all-is-forgiven_2859075.jpg) > [“And so went the rest of our conversation, with me having to constantly stop and explain what I’d just said. Each time,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/and-so-went-the-rest-of-our-conversation-with-me-having-to-constantly/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46f/richelle-mead-46_chicken_and-so-went-the-rest-of-our-conversation_2700953.jpg) > [“Eugenie, you’re a woman without equal, and no matter how much you annoy the hell out of me and no matter how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/eugenie-you-re-a-woman-without-equal-and-no-matter-how-much-you-annoy/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed3/richelle-mead-46_dorian_eugenie-you-re-a-woman-without-equal-and_944561.jpg) ## Other authors on Dorian ## More by Richelle Mead > [“Jerome shrugged. “We’re back to the part where I don’t give a fuck.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/jerome-shrugged-we-re-back-to-the-part-where-i-don-t-give-a-fuck/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [His fingertips slid down from my face, lightly stroking the line of my neck, down toward my shoulder. Everywhere he touched, a trail of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/his-fingertips-slid-down-from-my-face-lightly-stroking-the-line-of-my/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [“A piece of heaven?" I managed to ask. He slowly shook his head. "No. The other place. The one I'm going to burn in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/a-piece-of-heaven-i-managed-to-ask-he-slowly-shook-his-head-no-the/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [When I talked to him earlier, he said he had to work tonight,” Peter explained, “but that we should go ahead and draw for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/when-i-talked-to-him-earlier-he-said-he-had-to-work-tonight-peter/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [It was a nephilim.” “A nephi-what?” asked Hugh, startled. “Isn’t that a character on Sesame Street?” Peter spoke up for the first time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/it-was-a-nephilim-a-nephi-what-asked-hugh-startled-isn-t-that-a/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [Life and death were so unpredictable. So close to each other. We existed moment to moment, never knowing who would be the next to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/life-and-death-were-so-unpredictable-so-close-to-each-other-we/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [“I watched, enthralled, as he painted a large silver heart with flames edging one side. The whole design was Celtic in style. It was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/i-watched-enthralled-as-he-painted-a-large-silver-heart-with-flames/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [“I loved Aeson. You have no idea what love is.” “Oh, I do. I know that it’s the best high and the worst hurt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/i-loved-aeson-you-have-no-idea-what-love-is-oh-i-do-i-know-that-it-s/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [“Why would you do that? Why would you act like you didn't know how to drive?" "Isn't it obvious, Sage? No, of course it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/why-would-you-do-that-why-would-you-act-like-you-didn-t-know-how-to/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [“Everything I’d fought for, every challenge, every victory … all of it was empty if anything happened to him. Without him, I wouldn’t have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/everything-i-d-fought-for-every-challenge-every-victory-all-of-it-was/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [Is it true? You had a clean getaway and risked it all for me?" I Swallowed. "It wouldn't have been a clean getaway without…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/is-it-true-you-had-a-clean-getaway-and-risked-it-all-for-me-i/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [Keith was just bringing the glass to his lips when Adrian said, "Mmm. O positive, my favorite." Keith sprayed out the wine he'd just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/keith-was-just-bringing-the-glass-to-his-lips-when-adrian-said-mmm-o/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [“Life’s like that. As we grow and change, some things we’ve experienced before take on new meaning. It’ll happen for the rest of your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/life-s-like-that-as-we-grow-and-change-some-things-we-ve-experienced/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [Hey Sydney," she said, giving me a small, crooked smile as she entered the room. Her flashing, dark eyes were friendly, but they were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/hey-sydney-she-said-giving-me-a-small-crooked-smile-as-she-entered/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) > [“Sydney Katherine Sage,” he said, his green eyes full of love and earnestness. “Would you do a brooding, deadbeat Moroi the honor of being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/sydney-katherine-sage-he-said-his-green-eyes-full-of-love-and/) [Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dorian/richelle-mead/#itemlist", "name": "9 Dorian Quotes By Richelle Mead", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Oh, God. 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Even if you were barren, I’d take you as my consort in an instant and spend the rest of my life with you — childless, so long as it meant you’d be by my side. I would gladly bring you to my bed with no other thoughts than taking joy from your body. It would be enough.” - Dorian”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Richelle Mead" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/eugenie-you-re-a-woman-without-equal-and-no-matter-how-much-you-annoy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed3/richelle-mead-46_dorian_eugenie-you-re-a-woman-without-equal-and_944561.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed3/richelle-mead-46_dorian_eugenie-you-re-a-woman-without-equal-and_944561.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ed3/richelle-mead-46_dorian_eugenie-you-re-a-woman-without-equal-and_944561.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Eugenie, you’re a woman without equal, and no matter how much you annoy the hell out of me and no matter how…” — Richelle Mead", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dorian/richelle-mead/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dorian/richelle-mead/", "name": "Dorian Quotes by Richelle Mead", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dorian/richelle-mead/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ef1/richelle-mead-46_dorian_oh-god-i-m-trapped-in-the-fucking-chroni_940213.jpg" }, "description": "9 Dorian quotes by Richelle Mead. 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