--- title: "30 Doorman Quotes by 24 authors" description: "Browse 30 Doorman quotes by 24 authors. Discover the best Doorman sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/chuck-palahniuk-37_club_if-you-don-t-know-what-you-want-the-door_3191440.jpg" --- > [“If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/if-you-don-t-know-what-you-want-the-doorman-said-you-end-up-with-a/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/chuck-palahniuk-37_club_if-you-don-t-know-what-you-want-the-door_3191440.jpg) > [The doorman said, no head, no backstage pass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/funkadelic/the-doorman-said-no-head-no-backstage-pass/) [Funkadelic](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/funkadelic/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f85/funkadelic-20596_backstage_the-doorman-said-no-head-no-backstage-pa_3153523.jpg) > [“Doorman: Good morning Mr. Peaknis Mr. P.: Go to hell”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/doorman-good-morning-mr-peaknis-mr-p-go-to-hell/) [Rachel Caine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-caine/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e92/rachel-caine-217_ghost-town_doorman-good-morning-mr-peaknis-mr-p-go_1466655.jpg) > [Everyone has that experience in a club where a doorman doesn't pick you out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-pierson/everyone-has-that-experience-in-a-club-where-a-doorman-doesn-t-pick/) [Kate Pierson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kate-pierson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/779/kate-pierson-9873_club_everyone-has-that-experience-in-a-club-w_192104.jpg) > [You just a doorman, door man. Damn, I wish I had more hands.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/xv/you-just-a-doorman-door-man-damn-i-wish-i-had-more-hands/) [XV](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/xv/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49b/xv-19737_door_you-just-a-doorman-door-man-damn-i-wish_103965.jpg) > [Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-mitchell/faith-the-least-exclusive-club-on-earth-has-the-craftiest-doorman-2/) [David Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-mitchell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/david-mitchell-264_clubs_faith-the-least-exclusive-club-on-earth_2092975.jpg) > [My doorman is more important to me than any head of any company. He keeps us safe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanye-west/my-doorman-is-more-important-to-me-than-any-head-of-any-company-he/) [Kanye West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kanye-west/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22b/kanye-west-242_business_my-doorman-is-more-important-to-me-than_215327.jpg) > [“Better to be nothing than a blind doorman at the head of civilization’s parade. And”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut-jr/better-to-be-nothing-than-a-blind-doorman-at-the-head-of-civilization/) [Kurt Vonnegut Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kurt-vonnegut-jr/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3b/kurt-vonnegut-jr-2355_blind_better-to-be-nothing-than-a-blind-doorma_779675.jpg) > [Because of the world we live in, we lock the doors in our house when we go to sleep. If you live…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-sheindlin/because-of-the-world-we-live-in-we-lock-the-doors-in-our-house-when/) [Judy Sheindlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-sheindlin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2d/judy-sheindlin-4359_building_because-of-the-world-we-live-in-we-lock_3196909.jpg) > [Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-kilgallen/doorman-a-genius-who-can-open-the-door-of-your-car-with-one-hand-help/) [Dorothy Kilgallen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dorothy-kilgallen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/734/dorothy-kilgallen-34317_car_doorman-a-genius-who-can-open-the-door-o_1024514.jpg) > [“What I like best is walking with my hands in my pockets, having the Doorman next to me, and imagining that Audrey's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/markus-zusak/what-i-like-best-is-walking-with-my-hands-in-my-pockets-having-the/) [Markus Zusak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/markus-zusak/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c3/markus-zusak-165_love_what-i-like-best-is-walking-with-my-hand_2631274.png) > [Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman. Every time I've stepped through its wide-open doorway, I find myself…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-mitchell/faith-the-least-exclusive-club-on-earth-has-the-craftiest-doorman/) [David Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-mitchell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/789/david-mitchell-264_clubs_faith-the-least-exclusive-club-on-earth_491406.jpg) > [I wanted to be a violin-maker like my dad, and then I wanted to be a doorman in my building.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-moennig/i-wanted-to-be-a-violin-maker-like-my-dad-and-then-i-wanted-to-be-a/) [Katherine Moennig](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-moennig/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/096/katherine-moennig-16267_building_i-wanted-to-be-a-violin-maker-like-my-da_82590.png) > [“The doorman leaned into my shoulder and said, "A lot of young people don't know what they really want.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/the-doorman-leaned-into-my-shoulder-and-said-a-lot-of-young-people/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdd/chuck-palahniuk-37_young-people_the-doorman-leaned-into-my-shoulder-and_2114947.jpg) > [Gentleman. A man who buys two of the same morning paper from the doorman of his favorite nightclub when he leaves with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marlene-dietrich/gentleman-a-man-who-buys-two-of-the-same-morning-paper-from-the/) [Marlene Dietrich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marlene-dietrich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1d/marlene-dietrich-4460_gentleman_gentleman-a-man-who-buys-two-of-the-same_371153.jpg) > [“A lot of young people try to impress the world and buy too many things," the doorman said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/a-lot-of-young-people-try-to-impress-the-world-and-buy-too-many/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/038/chuck-palahniuk-37_young-people_a-lot-of-young-people-try-to-impress-the_3165283.jpg) > [“A doorman opened the door for me and I went in. The lobby was not quite as big as the Yankee Stadium.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/a-doorman-opened-the-door-for-me-and-i-went-in-the-lobby-was-not/) [Raymond Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/raymond-chandler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cf/raymond-chandler-629_yankee-stadium_a-doorman-opened-the-door-for-me-and-i-w_1660560.jpg) > [“Whoa! If I'm gonna be a doorman, I gonna be the mos sabotagin doorman ever guarded a plantation. Ooo-wee. The cotton fiel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kennedy-toole/whoa-if-i-m-gonna-be-a-doorman-i-gonna-be-the-mos-sabotagin-doorman/) [John Kennedy Toole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kennedy-toole/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/675/john-kennedy-toole-4650_jones_whoa-if-i-m-gonna-be-a-doorman-i-gonna-b_3201366.png) > [“I led Paul out the door, and neither of us said a word while we crossed the street. Once we made it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffanie-debartolo/i-led-paul-out-the-door-and-neither-of-us-said-a-word-while-we/) [Tiffanie DeBartolo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tiffanie-debartolo/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/540/tiffanie-debartolo-1458_doorman_i-led-paul-out-the-door-and-neither-of-u_1567192.jpg) > [“Every problem has a solution,' the doorman said. 'At least, that's what a close associate of mine says. Sometimes it just takes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/every-problem-has-a-solution-the-doorman-said-at-least-that-s-what-a/) [Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c81/lemony-snicket-663_long-time_every-problem-has-a-solution-the-doorman_517631.jpg) > [“I see her body as an arousing work of architecture. A sky-scraping building that I wouldn’t mind laying over a mountain to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlton-mellick-iii/i-see-her-body-as-an-arousing-work-of-architecture-a-sky-scraping/) [Carlton Mellick III](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlton-mellick-iii/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9d/carlton-mellick-iii-27251_architecture_i-see-her-body-as-an-arousing-work-of-ar_809355.jpg) > [“I stopped at the front desk, about to complain to the doorman, when I was confronted with a NEW doorman, my age…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bret-easton-ellis/i-stopped-at-the-front-desk-about-to-complain-to-the-doorman-when-i/) [Bret Easton Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bret-easton-ellis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afe/bret-easton-ellis-1028_bateman_i-stopped-at-the-front-desk-about-to-com_956606.jpg) > [“And why?’ He pauses. ‘I did it because you are the epitome of ordinariness, Ed. And if a guy like you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/markus-zusak/and-why-he-pauses-i-did-it-because-you-are-the-epitome-of/) [Markus Zusak](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/markus-zusak/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e83/markus-zusak-165_conclusions_and-why-he-pauses-i-did-it-because-you-a_215311.jpg) > [“I’m not going away until you open the door.” “People know I’m here. If you kill me, you won’t get away with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alyssa-rose-ivy/i-m-not-going-away-until-you-open-the-door-people-know-i-m-here-if/) [Alyssa Rose Ivy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alyssa-rose-ivy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c2/alyssa-rose-ivy-27629_killing-people_i-m-not-going-away-until-you-open-the-do_476571.jpg) > [“There was no doorman outside Harrison Kinuye's house, just a Phillite senior leaning into a huge stone urn. He extricated himself as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/there-was-no-doorman-outside-harrison-kinuye-s-house-just-a-phillite/) [Melissa Jensen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melissa-jensen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a2/melissa-jensen-1612_front-door_there-was-no-doorman-outside-harrison-ki_52088.jpg) > [“It wasn't until the show was almost over that I figured out what it was: the crack above my David Onica that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bret-easton-ellis/it-wasn-t-until-the-show-was-almost-over-that-i-figured-out-what-it/) [Bret Easton Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bret-easton-ellis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72c/bret-easton-ellis-1028_american-psycho_it-wasn-t-until-the-show-was-almost-over_100843.jpg) > [That's some f\*\*\*ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-stabenow/that-s-some-f-ing-doorman-you-ve-got-there-ms-shugak/) [Dana Stabenow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-stabenow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ae/dana-stabenow-22038_doorman_that-s-some-f-ing-doorman-you-ve-got-the_881810.png) > [How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/austin-butler/how-someone-treats-a-waiter-or-doorman-can-tell-you-so-much-about-a/) [Austin Butler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/austin-butler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ea/austin-butler-20780_about_how-someone-treats-a-waiter-or-doorman-c_340164.jpg) > [Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrienne-gusoff/opportunity-knocked-my-doorman-threw-him-out/) [Adrienne Gusoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adrienne-gusoff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ab/adrienne-gusoff-70651_him_opportunity-knocked-my-doorman-threw-him_1526813.jpg) > [Heard she f\*\*\*ed the doorman. Well thats cool I f\*\*\*ed the waitress.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanye-west/heard-she-f-ed-the-doorman-well-thats-cool-i-f-ed-the-waitress/) [Kanye West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kanye-west/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c4/kanye-west-242_waitress_heard-she-f-ed-the-doorman-well-thats-co_707950.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/doorman/#itemlist", "name": "Doorman Quotes", "numberOfItems": 30, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“If you don't know what you want,\" the doorman said, \"you end up with a lot you don't.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chuck Palahniuk" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/if-you-don-t-know-what-you-want-the-doorman-said-you-end-up-with-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/chuck-palahniuk-37_club_if-you-don-t-know-what-you-want-the-door_3191440.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/chuck-palahniuk-37_club_if-you-don-t-know-what-you-want-the-door_3191440.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/chuck-palahniuk-37_club_if-you-don-t-know-what-you-want-the-door_3191440.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you don't know what you want,\" the doorman said, \"you end up with a lot you don't.” — Chuck Palahniuk", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The doorman said, no head, no backstage pass.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Funkadelic" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/funkadelic/the-doorman-said-no-head-no-backstage-pass/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f85/funkadelic-20596_backstage_the-doorman-said-no-head-no-backstage-pa_3153523.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f85/funkadelic-20596_backstage_the-doorman-said-no-head-no-backstage-pa_3153523.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f85/funkadelic-20596_backstage_the-doorman-said-no-head-no-backstage-pa_3153523.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The doorman said, no head, no backstage pass.” — Funkadelic", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Doorman: Good morning Mr. Peaknis Mr. P.: Go to hell”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Rachel Caine" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-caine/doorman-good-morning-mr-peaknis-mr-p-go-to-hell/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e92/rachel-caine-217_ghost-town_doorman-good-morning-mr-peaknis-mr-p-go_1466655.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e92/rachel-caine-217_ghost-town_doorman-good-morning-mr-peaknis-mr-p-go_1466655.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e92/rachel-caine-217_ghost-town_doorman-good-morning-mr-peaknis-mr-p-go_1466655.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Doorman: Good morning Mr. Peaknis Mr. P.: Go to hell” — Rachel Caine", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Everyone has that experience in a club where a doorman doesn't pick you out.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kate Pierson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kate-pierson/everyone-has-that-experience-in-a-club-where-a-doorman-doesn-t-pick/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/779/kate-pierson-9873_club_everyone-has-that-experience-in-a-club-w_192104.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/779/kate-pierson-9873_club_everyone-has-that-experience-in-a-club-w_192104.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/779/kate-pierson-9873_club_everyone-has-that-experience-in-a-club-w_192104.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Everyone has that experience in a club where a doorman doesn't pick you out.” — Kate Pierson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 5, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You just a doorman, door man. Damn, I wish I had more hands.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "XV" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/xv/you-just-a-doorman-door-man-damn-i-wish-i-had-more-hands/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49b/xv-19737_door_you-just-a-doorman-door-man-damn-i-wish_103965.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49b/xv-19737_door_you-just-a-doorman-door-man-damn-i-wish_103965.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/49b/xv-19737_door_you-just-a-doorman-door-man-damn-i-wish_103965.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You just a doorman, door man. Damn, I wish I had more hands.” — XV", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 6, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "David Mitchell" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-mitchell/faith-the-least-exclusive-club-on-earth-has-the-craftiest-doorman-2/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/david-mitchell-264_clubs_faith-the-least-exclusive-club-on-earth_2092975.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/david-mitchell-264_clubs_faith-the-least-exclusive-club-on-earth_2092975.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab0/david-mitchell-264_clubs_faith-the-least-exclusive-club-on-earth_2092975.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman.” — David Mitchell", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 7, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "My doorman is more important to me than any head of any company. He keeps us safe.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kanye West" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanye-west/my-doorman-is-more-important-to-me-than-any-head-of-any-company-he/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22b/kanye-west-242_business_my-doorman-is-more-important-to-me-than_215327.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22b/kanye-west-242_business_my-doorman-is-more-important-to-me-than_215327.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/22b/kanye-west-242_business_my-doorman-is-more-important-to-me-than_215327.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My doorman is more important to me than any head of any company. He keeps us safe.” — Kanye West", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Better to be nothing than a blind doorman at the head of civilization’s parade. And”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kurt Vonnegut Jr" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kurt-vonnegut-jr/better-to-be-nothing-than-a-blind-doorman-at-the-head-of-civilization/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3b/kurt-vonnegut-jr-2355_blind_better-to-be-nothing-than-a-blind-doorma_779675.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3b/kurt-vonnegut-jr-2355_blind_better-to-be-nothing-than-a-blind-doorma_779675.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3b/kurt-vonnegut-jr-2355_blind_better-to-be-nothing-than-a-blind-doorma_779675.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Better to be nothing than a blind doorman at the head of civilization’s parade. And” — Kurt Vonnegut Jr", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Because of the world we live in, we lock the doors in our house when we go to sleep. If you live in an apartment, if you can, you get a building that has a doorman or security.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Judy Sheindlin" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-sheindlin/because-of-the-world-we-live-in-we-lock-the-doors-in-our-house-when/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2d/judy-sheindlin-4359_building_because-of-the-world-we-live-in-we-lock_3196909.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2d/judy-sheindlin-4359_building_because-of-the-world-we-live-in-we-lock_3196909.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2d/judy-sheindlin-4359_building_because-of-the-world-we-live-in-we-lock_3196909.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Because of the world we live in, we lock the doors in our house when we go to sleep. If you live in an…” — Judy Sheindlin", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 10, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dorothy Kilgallen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dorothy-kilgallen/doorman-a-genius-who-can-open-the-door-of-your-car-with-one-hand-help/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/734/dorothy-kilgallen-34317_car_doorman-a-genius-who-can-open-the-door-o_1024514.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/734/dorothy-kilgallen-34317_car_doorman-a-genius-who-can-open-the-door-o_1024514.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/734/dorothy-kilgallen-34317_car_doorman-a-genius-who-can-open-the-door-o_1024514.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still…” — Dorothy Kilgallen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“What I like best is walking with my hands in my pockets, having the Doorman next to me, and imagining that Audrey's on my other side. I always picture us from behind.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Markus Zusak" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/markus-zusak/what-i-like-best-is-walking-with-my-hands-in-my-pockets-having-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c3/markus-zusak-165_love_what-i-like-best-is-walking-with-my-hand_2631274.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c3/markus-zusak-165_love_what-i-like-best-is-walking-with-my-hand_2631274.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c3/markus-zusak-165_love_what-i-like-best-is-walking-with-my-hand_2631274.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“What I like best is walking with my hands in my pockets, having the Doorman next to me, and imagining that…” — Markus Zusak", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman. Every time I've stepped through its wide-open doorway, I find myself stepping out on the street again.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "David Mitchell" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-mitchell/faith-the-least-exclusive-club-on-earth-has-the-craftiest-doorman/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/789/david-mitchell-264_clubs_faith-the-least-exclusive-club-on-earth_491406.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/789/david-mitchell-264_clubs_faith-the-least-exclusive-club-on-earth_491406.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/789/david-mitchell-264_clubs_faith-the-least-exclusive-club-on-earth_491406.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Faith, the least exclusive club on Earth, has the craftiest doorman. Every time I've stepped through its…” — David Mitchell", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 13, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I wanted to be a violin-maker like my dad, and then I wanted to be a doorman in my building.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Katherine Moennig" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-moennig/i-wanted-to-be-a-violin-maker-like-my-dad-and-then-i-wanted-to-be-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/096/katherine-moennig-16267_building_i-wanted-to-be-a-violin-maker-like-my-da_82590.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/096/katherine-moennig-16267_building_i-wanted-to-be-a-violin-maker-like-my-da_82590.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/096/katherine-moennig-16267_building_i-wanted-to-be-a-violin-maker-like-my-da_82590.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I wanted to be a violin-maker like my dad, and then I wanted to be a doorman in my building.” — Katherine Moennig", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 14, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The doorman leaned into my shoulder and said, \"A lot of young people don't know what they really want.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chuck Palahniuk" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/the-doorman-leaned-into-my-shoulder-and-said-a-lot-of-young-people/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdd/chuck-palahniuk-37_young-people_the-doorman-leaned-into-my-shoulder-and_2114947.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdd/chuck-palahniuk-37_young-people_the-doorman-leaned-into-my-shoulder-and_2114947.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bdd/chuck-palahniuk-37_young-people_the-doorman-leaned-into-my-shoulder-and_2114947.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“The doorman leaned into my shoulder and said, \"A lot of young people don't know what they really want.” — Chuck Palahniuk", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 15, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Gentleman. A man who buys two of the same morning paper from the doorman of his favorite nightclub when he leaves with his girl.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Marlene Dietrich" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marlene-dietrich/gentleman-a-man-who-buys-two-of-the-same-morning-paper-from-the/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1d/marlene-dietrich-4460_gentleman_gentleman-a-man-who-buys-two-of-the-same_371153.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1d/marlene-dietrich-4460_gentleman_gentleman-a-man-who-buys-two-of-the-same_371153.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1d/marlene-dietrich-4460_gentleman_gentleman-a-man-who-buys-two-of-the-same_371153.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Gentleman. A man who buys two of the same morning paper from the doorman of his favorite nightclub when he…” — Marlene Dietrich", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 16, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“A lot of young people try to impress the world and buy too many things,\" the doorman said.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Chuck Palahniuk" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/a-lot-of-young-people-try-to-impress-the-world-and-buy-too-many/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/038/chuck-palahniuk-37_young-people_a-lot-of-young-people-try-to-impress-the_3165283.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/038/chuck-palahniuk-37_young-people_a-lot-of-young-people-try-to-impress-the_3165283.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/038/chuck-palahniuk-37_young-people_a-lot-of-young-people-try-to-impress-the_3165283.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A lot of young people try to impress the world and buy too many things,\" the doorman said.” — Chuck Palahniuk", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 17, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“A doorman opened the door for me and I went in. The lobby was not quite as big as the Yankee Stadium. It was floored with a pale blue carpet with sponge rubber underneath. It was so soft it made me want to lie down and roll.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Raymond Chandler" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/raymond-chandler/a-doorman-opened-the-door-for-me-and-i-went-in-the-lobby-was-not/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cf/raymond-chandler-629_yankee-stadium_a-doorman-opened-the-door-for-me-and-i-w_1660560.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cf/raymond-chandler-629_yankee-stadium_a-doorman-opened-the-door-for-me-and-i-w_1660560.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9cf/raymond-chandler-629_yankee-stadium_a-doorman-opened-the-door-for-me-and-i-w_1660560.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“A doorman opened the door for me and I went in. The lobby was not quite as big as the Yankee Stadium. It was…” — Raymond Chandler", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 18, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Whoa! If I'm gonna be a doorman, I gonna be the mos sabotagin doorman ever guarded a plantation. Ooo-wee. The cotton fiel be burn to the groun before I'm through.\" Watch out, Jones. Don be getting yourself in no trouble.\" Whoa!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "John Kennedy Toole" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kennedy-toole/whoa-if-i-m-gonna-be-a-doorman-i-gonna-be-the-mos-sabotagin-doorman/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/675/john-kennedy-toole-4650_jones_whoa-if-i-m-gonna-be-a-doorman-i-gonna-b_3201366.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/675/john-kennedy-toole-4650_jones_whoa-if-i-m-gonna-be-a-doorman-i-gonna-b_3201366.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/675/john-kennedy-toole-4650_jones_whoa-if-i-m-gonna-be-a-doorman-i-gonna-b_3201366.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Whoa! If I'm gonna be a doorman, I gonna be the mos sabotagin doorman ever guarded a plantation. Ooo-wee…” — John Kennedy Toole", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 19, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I led Paul out the door, and neither of us said a word while we crossed the street. Once we made it to the other side, Paul stopped to stare at the building. He was babbling incoherently. The only words I caught were “fucking uptown” and “pancreas.” He still had the doorman's pen in his hand.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tiffanie DeBartolo" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tiffanie-debartolo/i-led-paul-out-the-door-and-neither-of-us-said-a-word-while-we/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/540/tiffanie-debartolo-1458_doorman_i-led-paul-out-the-door-and-neither-of-u_1567192.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/540/tiffanie-debartolo-1458_doorman_i-led-paul-out-the-door-and-neither-of-u_1567192.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/540/tiffanie-debartolo-1458_doorman_i-led-paul-out-the-door-and-neither-of-u_1567192.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I led Paul out the door, and neither of us said a word while we crossed the street. Once we made it to the…” — Tiffanie DeBartolo", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 20, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Every problem has a solution,' the doorman said. 'At least, that's what a close associate of mine says. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution - even if it's right in front of your nose.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lemony Snicket" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/every-problem-has-a-solution-the-doorman-said-at-least-that-s-what-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c81/lemony-snicket-663_long-time_every-problem-has-a-solution-the-doorman_517631.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c81/lemony-snicket-663_long-time_every-problem-has-a-solution-the-doorman_517631.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c81/lemony-snicket-663_long-time_every-problem-has-a-solution-the-doorman_517631.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Every problem has a solution,' the doorman said. 'At least, that's what a close associate of mine says…” — Lemony Snicket", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 21, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I see her body as an arousing work of architecture. A sky-scraping building that I wouldn’t mind laying over a mountain to inject my whale-sized shank through its front entrance, knocking the doorman out of the way and flooding the lobby once I am finished with her.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Carlton Mellick III" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlton-mellick-iii/i-see-her-body-as-an-arousing-work-of-architecture-a-sky-scraping/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9d/carlton-mellick-iii-27251_architecture_i-see-her-body-as-an-arousing-work-of-ar_809355.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9d/carlton-mellick-iii-27251_architecture_i-see-her-body-as-an-arousing-work-of-ar_809355.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9d/carlton-mellick-iii-27251_architecture_i-see-her-body-as-an-arousing-work-of-ar_809355.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I see her body as an arousing work of architecture. A sky-scraping building that I wouldn’t mind laying over…” — Carlton Mellick III", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 22, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I stopped at the front desk, about to complain to the doorman, when I was confronted with a NEW doorman, my age but balding and homely and FAT. Three glazed jelly doughnuts AND two steaming cups of extra-dark HOT chocolate opened to the comics and it struck me that I was infinitely better-looking, more successful and richer than this poor bastard would ever be and so with a passing rush of sympathy I smiled and nodded a curt though not impolite good morning without lodging a complaint.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bret Easton Ellis" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bret-easton-ellis/i-stopped-at-the-front-desk-about-to-complain-to-the-doorman-when-i/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afe/bret-easton-ellis-1028_bateman_i-stopped-at-the-front-desk-about-to-com_956606.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afe/bret-easton-ellis-1028_bateman_i-stopped-at-the-front-desk-about-to-com_956606.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afe/bret-easton-ellis-1028_bateman_i-stopped-at-the-front-desk-about-to-com_956606.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I stopped at the front desk, about to complain to the doorman, when I was confronted with a NEW doorman, my…” — Bret Easton Ellis", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 23, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“And why?’ He pauses. ‘I did it because you are the epitome of ordinariness, Ed. And if a guy like you can stand up and do what you did, then maybe everyone can. Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of.’ And that’s when I realize, in a sweet cruel beautiful moment of clarity. I smile, watch a crack in the cement, and speak Audrey and the Doorman. I tell them what I’m telling you now: I’m not the messenger at all, I’m the message.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Markus Zusak" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/markus-zusak/and-why-he-pauses-i-did-it-because-you-are-the-epitome-of/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e83/markus-zusak-165_conclusions_and-why-he-pauses-i-did-it-because-you-a_215311.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e83/markus-zusak-165_conclusions_and-why-he-pauses-i-did-it-because-you-a_215311.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e83/markus-zusak-165_conclusions_and-why-he-pauses-i-did-it-because-you-a_215311.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“And why?’ He pauses. ‘I did it because you are the epitome of ordinariness, Ed. And if a guy like you can…” — Markus Zusak", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 24, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I’m not going away until you open the door.” “People know I’m here. If you kill me, you won’t get away with it.” He laughed. “I’m not going to kill you.” “How do I know that?” “Because I gave my name to the doorman, I’ve been caught on no less than six surveillance cameras on the way up here, and I don’t generally go around killing people. Especially not girls.” “Why are you less likely to kill girls?” “Because I like them. A lot.” I slowly opened the door and my jaw dropped.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alyssa Rose Ivy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alyssa-rose-ivy/i-m-not-going-away-until-you-open-the-door-people-know-i-m-here-if/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c2/alyssa-rose-ivy-27629_killing-people_i-m-not-going-away-until-you-open-the-do_476571.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c2/alyssa-rose-ivy-27629_killing-people_i-m-not-going-away-until-you-open-the-do_476571.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c2/alyssa-rose-ivy-27629_killing-people_i-m-not-going-away-until-you-open-the-do_476571.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I’m not going away until you open the door.” “People know I’m here. If you kill me, you won’t get away with…” — Alyssa Rose Ivy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 25, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“There was no doorman outside Harrison Kinuye's house, just a Phillite senior leaning into a huge stone urn. He extricated himself as I reached the door. \"Hey,\" he greeted me, sending out plumes of condensed breath and beer fumes. \"Thought I was gonna heave.\" \"Okay,\" I said. Apparently,that satisfied them, because he opened the front door for me with a clumsy flourish. I was in.That simple. I'd spent the entire walk over worried that I wasn't going to get past the door,I'd watched Harrison's YouTube video (cleverly posted under the complicted name \"Harrison Kinuye's Party\") three times to be sure of the password. The whole video consisted of Harrison holding a piece of paper with the address, date, and time of the party. Of course,it read backward, but that wasn't much of a challenge, and I suspected it wasn't deliberate on his part. At the eighteen-second mark, he opened his mouth and let out a massive, echoing belch.Fade to black. I'd been afraid that was the password and that I would have to burn for admittance.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Melissa Jensen" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melissa-jensen/there-was-no-doorman-outside-harrison-kinuye-s-house-just-a-phillite/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a2/melissa-jensen-1612_front-door_there-was-no-doorman-outside-harrison-ki_52088.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a2/melissa-jensen-1612_front-door_there-was-no-doorman-outside-harrison-ki_52088.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a2/melissa-jensen-1612_front-door_there-was-no-doorman-outside-harrison-ki_52088.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There was no doorman outside Harrison Kinuye's house, just a Phillite senior leaning into a huge stone urn…” — Melissa Jensen", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 26, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“It wasn't until the show was almost over that I figured out what it was: the crack above my David Onica that I had asked the doorman to tell the superintendent to fix. On my way out this morning, I stopped at the front desk, about to complain to the doorman, when I was confronted with a NEW doorman, my age but balding and homely and FAT. Three glazed jelly doughnuts AND two steaming cups of extra-dark HOT CHOCOLATE lay on the desk in front of him beside a copy of the Post opened to the comics and it struck me that I was infinitely better-looking, more successful and richer than this poor bastard would ever be and so with a passing rush of sympathy I smiled and nodded a curt though not impolite good morning without lodging a complaint.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Bret Easton Ellis" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bret-easton-ellis/it-wasn-t-until-the-show-was-almost-over-that-i-figured-out-what-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72c/bret-easton-ellis-1028_american-psycho_it-wasn-t-until-the-show-was-almost-over_100843.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72c/bret-easton-ellis-1028_american-psycho_it-wasn-t-until-the-show-was-almost-over_100843.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/72c/bret-easton-ellis-1028_american-psycho_it-wasn-t-until-the-show-was-almost-over_100843.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It wasn't until the show was almost over that I figured out what it was: the crack above my David Onica that…” — Bret Easton Ellis", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 27, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Dana Stabenow" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-stabenow/that-s-some-f-ing-doorman-you-ve-got-there-ms-shugak/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ae/dana-stabenow-22038_doorman_that-s-some-f-ing-doorman-you-ve-got-the_881810.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ae/dana-stabenow-22038_doorman_that-s-some-f-ing-doorman-you-ve-got-the_881810.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ae/dana-stabenow-22038_doorman_that-s-some-f-ing-doorman-you-ve-got-the_881810.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak.” — Dana Stabenow", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 28, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Austin Butler" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/austin-butler/how-someone-treats-a-waiter-or-doorman-can-tell-you-so-much-about-a/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ea/austin-butler-20780_about_how-someone-treats-a-waiter-or-doorman-c_340164.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ea/austin-butler-20780_about_how-someone-treats-a-waiter-or-doorman-c_340164.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ea/austin-butler-20780_about_how-someone-treats-a-waiter-or-doorman-c_340164.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person.” — Austin Butler", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 29, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Adrienne Gusoff" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adrienne-gusoff/opportunity-knocked-my-doorman-threw-him-out/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ab/adrienne-gusoff-70651_him_opportunity-knocked-my-doorman-threw-him_1526813.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ab/adrienne-gusoff-70651_him_opportunity-knocked-my-doorman-threw-him_1526813.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ab/adrienne-gusoff-70651_him_opportunity-knocked-my-doorman-threw-him_1526813.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.” — Adrienne Gusoff", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 30, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Heard she f***ed the doorman. Well thats cool I f***ed the waitress.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kanye West" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanye-west/heard-she-f-ed-the-doorman-well-thats-cool-i-f-ed-the-waitress/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c4/kanye-west-242_waitress_heard-she-f-ed-the-doorman-well-thats-co_707950.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c4/kanye-west-242_waitress_heard-she-f-ed-the-doorman-well-thats-co_707950.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c4/kanye-west-242_waitress_heard-she-f-ed-the-doorman-well-thats-co_707950.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Heard she f***ed the doorman. Well thats cool I f***ed the waitress.” — Kanye West", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/doorman/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/doorman/", "name": "Doorman Quotes", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/doorman/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d29/chuck-palahniuk-37_club_if-you-don-t-know-what-you-want-the-door_3191440.jpg" }, "description": "Browse 30 Doorman quotes by 24 authors. Discover the best Doorman sayings and thoughts.", "breadcrumb": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/doorman/#breadcrumb" } }, { "@type": "BreadcrumbList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/doorman/#breadcrumb", "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "name": "Home", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "name": "Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "name": "Topics", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/" }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "name": "Doorman Quotes", "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/doorman/" } ] }, { "@type": "WebSite", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "publisher": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } }, { "@type": "Organization", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization", "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/", "logo": { "@type": "ImageObject", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png", "width": 512, "height": 512 } } ] } ```