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> [“Humans know everything, not just how to take car rides or where to find bacon but also when dogs are good or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-bruce-cameron/humans-know-everything-not-just-how-to-take-car-rides-or-where-to/)

[W. Bruce Cameron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-bruce-cameron/)

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> [My dogs are spoilt for sure. They are pampered pooches. But I love them so much! I guess all dogs need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tamara-ecclestone/my-dogs-are-spoilt-for-sure-they-are-pampered-pooches-but-i-love-them/)

[Tamara Ecclestone](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tamara-ecclestone/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/971/tamara-ecclestone-14986_animal_my-dogs-are-spoilt-for-sure-they-are-pam_721095.jpg)

> [“Dogs, on the other hand... dogs have pure souls. Look at me." I grab her chin and look straight into her eyes.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-rowley/dogs-on-the-other-hand-dogs-have-pure-souls-look-at-me-i-grab-her/)

[Steven Rowley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-rowley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f33/steven-rowley-29826_dog_dogs-on-the-other-hand-dogs-have-pure-so_1099492.jpg)

> [My dogs have never been good at things like "sit," "stay," or even "come." I think that we've given the tourists a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-stewart/my-dogs-have-never-been-good-at-things-like-sit-stay-or-even-come-i/)

[James Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-stewart/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d31/james-stewart-15426_dog_my-dogs-have-never-been-good-at-things-l_1264688.jpg)

> [I say, thirteen is too many dogs for good mental health. Five is pretty much the limit. More than five dogs and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-lockhart/i-say-thirteen-is-too-many-dogs-for-good-mental-health-five-is-pretty/)

[E. Lockhart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-lockhart/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/197/e-lockhart-1636_animal_i-say-thirteen-is-too-many-dogs-for-good_1350408.png)

> [Millions of Americans own dogs, because they are good-natured, simple, and easily amused. I am referring here to the Americans. The dogs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/millions-of-americans-own-dogs-because-they-are-good-natured-simple/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/264/dave-barry-222_amused_millions-of-americans-own-dogs-because-t_2509022.png)

> [I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-love-them-they-are-so-nice-and-selfish-dogs-are-too-good-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-billings/newfoundland-dogs-are-good-to-save-children-from-drowning-but-you/)

[Josh Billings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-billings/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea4/josh-billings-777_animal_newfoundland-dogs-are-good-to-save-child_3194831.png)

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