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title: "17 Dodgy Quotes by 17 authors"
description: "Browse 17 Dodgy quotes by 17 authors. Discover the best Dodgy sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/108/nadine-coyle-4923_journalism_we-re-not-into-all-those-dodgy-journos-w_2508748.png"
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> [We're not into all those dodgy journos who makes stories up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nadine-coyle/we-re-not-into-all-those-dodgy-journos-who-makes-stories-up/)

[Nadine Coyle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nadine-coyle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/108/nadine-coyle-4923_journalism_we-re-not-into-all-those-dodgy-journos-w_2508748.png)

> [He's done more U-turns than a dodgy plumber.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/iain-duncan-smith/he-s-done-more-u-turns-than-a-dodgy-plumber/)

[Iain Duncan Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/iain-duncan-smith/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/300/iain-duncan-smith-9059_funny_he-s-done-more-u-turns-than-a-dodgy-plum_1468449.jpg)

> [I make bad choices. I've got such dodgy tastes in men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eleanor-mondale/i-make-bad-choices-i-ve-got-such-dodgy-tastes-in-men/)

[Eleanor Mondale](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eleanor-mondale/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/edb/eleanor-mondale-26956_bad-choices_i-make-bad-choices-i-ve-got-such-dodgy-t_397072.jpg)

> [The late Runako Morton had some pretty dodgy clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fidel-edwards/the-late-runako-morton-had-some-pretty-dodgy-clothes/)

[Fidel Edwards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fidel-edwards/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e9/fidel-edwards-20761_clothes_the-late-runako-morton-had-some-pretty-d_1769115.jpg)

> [“He drives a newish-looking silver van. Man in van = obviously dodgy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cat-clarke/he-drives-a-newish-looking-silver-van-man-in-van-obviously-dodgy/)

[Cat Clarke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cat-clarke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/125/cat-clarke-16491_humor_he-drives-a-newish-looking-silver-van-ma_1480442.jpg)

> [The crossroads of science and politics is a dodgy place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-gibbs/the-crossroads-of-science-and-politics-is-a-dodgy-place/)

[Nancy Gibbs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-gibbs/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d3/nancy-gibbs-2206_crossroads_the-crossroads-of-science-and-politics-i_1208729.png)

> [My eyebrows are a mess. They're skinny; they're dodgy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/juliette-lewis/my-eyebrows-are-a-mess-they-re-skinny-they-re-dodgy/)

[Juliette Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/juliette-lewis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9b/juliette-lewis-2857_eyebrows_my-eyebrows-are-a-mess-they-re-skinny-th_56768.png)

> [I like nice clothes, whether they're dodgy or not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-beckham/i-like-nice-clothes-whether-they-re-dodgy-or-not/)

[David Beckham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-beckham/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b2b/david-beckham-2195_clothes_i-like-nice-clothes-whether-they-re-dodg_2018518.jpg)

> [Ah suppose man, ah'm too much ay a perfectionist, ken? It's likesay, if things go a bit dodgy, ah jist cannae be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/irvine-welsh/ah-suppose-man-ah-m-too-much-ay-a-perfectionist-ken-it-s-likesay-if/)

[Irvine Welsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/irvine-welsh/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e3/irvine-welsh-843_bothered_ah-suppose-man-ah-m-too-much-ay-a-perfec_1459185.png)

> [Jack wasn't my type at all. I thought he was too young and too posh, and I told him that. Plus, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-gomez/jack-wasn-t-my-type-at-all-i-thought-he-was-too-young-and-too-posh/)

[Michelle Gomez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michelle-gomez/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/53b/michelle-gomez-23945_deal_jack-wasn-t-my-type-at-all-i-thought-he_1055301.jpg)

> [Firth - all dodgy 'tache and frantic eyebrows - has got the sexual allure of a man who runs a swingers' club…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-firth/firth-all-dodgy-tache-and-frantic-eyebrows-has-got-the-sexual-allure/)

[Colin Firth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-firth/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/267/colin-firth-2891_allure_firth-all-dodgy-tache-and-frantic-eyebro_2517340.png)

> [It's not nice going into the supermarket and the woman at the till is thinking: 'Dodgy keeper'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-james/it-s-not-nice-going-into-the-supermarket-and-the-woman-at-the-till-is/)

[David James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-james/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f6/david-james-4110_keepers_it-s-not-nice-going-into-the-supermarket_1955465.png)

> [Everyone's had a dodgy haircut at one point and think your life's over. Then there's always someone, whether it's a best friend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sian-clifford/everyone-s-had-a-dodgy-haircut-at-one-point-and-think-your-life-s/)

[Sian Clifford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sian-clifford/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f48/sian-clifford-25072_always_everyone-s-had-a-dodgy-haircut-at-one-po_338044.jpg)

> [He..." Richard began. "The marquis. Well, you know, to be honest, he seems a little bit dodgy to me." Door stopped. The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neil-gaiman/he-richard-began-the-marquis-well-you-know-to-be-honest-he-seems-a/)

[Neil Gaiman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neil-gaiman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4e/neil-gaiman-29_being-honest_he-richard-began-the-marquis-well-you-kn_2225284.jpg)

> [Shrouded by the 'dodgy dossier,' which warped opaque intelligence, none of the stated war aims in Iraq spoke to the British national…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dominic-raab/shrouded-by-the-dodgy-dossier-which-warped-opaque-intelligence-none/)

[Dominic Raab](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dominic-raab/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d3e/dominic-raab-12299_democracy_shrouded-by-the-dodgy-dossier-which-warp_625456.jpg)

> [“the dodgy deals that were emanating from Camp Joseph for good.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-sinclair/the-dodgy-deals-that-were-emanating-from-camp-joseph-for-good/)

[Rob Sinclair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-sinclair/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dd4/rob-sinclair-49691_dodgy_the-dodgy-deals-that-were-emanating-from_540887.jpg)

> [There are dodgy characters in Bitcoin. But there are dodgy characters in cash, too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patrick-m-byrne/there-are-dodgy-characters-in-bitcoin-but-there-are-dodgy-characters/)

[Patrick M. Byrne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patrick-m-byrne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2f/patrick-m-byrne-21547_bitcoin_there-are-dodgy-characters-in-bitcoin-bu_233456.jpg)

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