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title: "36 Doctor Says Quotes by 28 authors"
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> [“doctor says u think too much,i said she lives in my mind too much !”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pratik-nandgaonkar/doctor-says-u-think-too-much-i-said-she-lives-in-my-mind-too-much/)

[pratik nandgaonkar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pratik-nandgaonkar/)

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> [The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-wright/the-doctor-says-he-has-to-amputate-all-of-me/)

[Steven Wright](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-wright/)

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> [The Doctor says, "You'll live to be 60!" "I AM 60!" "See, what did I tell you?"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/the-doctor-says-you-ll-live-to-be-60-i-am-60-see-what-did-i-tell-you/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [Don't Take It Seriously \* When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/don-t-take-it-seriously-when-the-doctor-says-take-off-your-clothes/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!"](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/a-man-goes-to-a-psychiatrist-nobody-listens-to-me-the-doctor-says-next/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [“doctor says you think too much ,i said she lives in my mind too much.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pratik/doctor-says-you-think-too-much-i-said-she-lives-in-my-mind-too-much/)

[pratik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pratik/)

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> [Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/doctor-my-leg-hurts-what-can-i-do-the-doctor-says-limp/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/a-man-goes-to-a-psychiatrist-the-doctor-says-you-re-crazy-the-man/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [“I take it this means that you had good news from the doctor?" "She says I shall live to be a hundred."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claire-cross/i-take-it-this-means-that-you-had-good-news-from-the-doctor-she-says/)

[Claire Cross](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claire-cross/)

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> [“My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/my-doctor-says-that-i-have-a-malformed-public-duty-gland-and-a-2/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre and that I am therefore…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/douglas-adams/my-doctor-says-that-i-have-a-malformed-public-duty-gland-and-a/)

[Douglas Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/douglas-adams/)

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> [What? My head doctor says I'm not supposed to censor my thoughts. It's part of my therapy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/suzanne-collins/what-my-head-doctor-says-i-m-not-supposed-to-censor-my-thoughts-it-s/)

[Suzanne Collins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/suzanne-collins/)

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> [A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/a-man-says-to-the-doctor-what-s-the-good-news-you-ve-got-24-hours-to/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

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> [Fundamentalists who say they are not going to pay any attention to the charts are like a doctor who says he’s not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-kovner/fundamentalists-who-say-they-are-not-going-to-pay-any-attention-to/)

[Bruce Kovner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-kovner/)

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> [When it comes to screening, a doctor who says Lets err on the side of caution, may actually err on the side…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-it-comes-to-screening-a-doctor-who-says-lets-err-on-the-side-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“I was afraid they kept the hogs in a pen out behind the hospital. I've been prepared for surgery and the doctor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lewis-grizzard/i-was-afraid-they-kept-the-hogs-in-a-pen-out-behind-the-hospital-i-ve/)

[Lewis Grizzard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lewis-grizzard/)

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> [There are some great questions to ask your doctor. If he says 'no,' then you find yourself a different doctor. There really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marie-osmond/there-are-some-great-questions-to-ask-your-doctor-if-he-says-no-then/)

[Marie Osmond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marie-osmond/)

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> [A doctor says to a man, "You want to improve your love life? You need to get some exercise. Run ten miles…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/a-doctor-says-to-a-man-you-want-to-improve-your-love-life-you-need-to/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [In very few situations is there only one test that could work or one protocol that must be followed. If your doctor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leana-s-wen/in-very-few-situations-is-there-only-one-test-that-could-work-or-one/)

[Leana S. Wen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leana-s-wen/)

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> [“My father was a doctor,' she says, 'a very kind man. He died in the early '70s, relatively young.' She taps the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-funder/my-father-was-a-doctor-she-says-a-very-kind-man-he-died-in-the-early/)

[Anna Funder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-funder/)

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> [A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: "Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live." The man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-carson/a-man-walks-into-a-hospital-feeling-unwell-and-the-doctor-says-sorry/)

[Frank Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-carson/)

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> [ Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas! The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve? Rose: \[shocked\] What? The Doctor:… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-moffat/rose-look-at-you-beaming-away-like-you-re-father-christmas-the-doctor/)

[Steven Moffat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-moffat/)

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> [“My doctor says that, contrary to conventional wisdom, she doesn't believe our memories flag because of a drop in estrogen but because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anna-quindlen/my-doctor-says-that-contrary-to-conventional-wisdom-she-doesn-t/)

[Anna Quindlen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anna-quindlen/)

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> [“You know this is wrong." It isn't a question. When he turns, White is still wrapped snug in the counterpane, motionless, just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-t-fuller/you-know-this-is-wrong-it-isn-t-a-question-when-he-turns-white-is/)

[John T. Fuller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-t-fuller/)

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> [“A father and his son are in a terrible car crash. The father is killed instantly—but the son survives, barely, his life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/will-schwalbe/a-father-and-his-son-are-in-a-terrible-car-crash-the-father-is-killed/)

[Will Schwalbe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/will-schwalbe/)

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> [ “My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven \[o'clock\]. It makes me talk in my sleep.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oscar-wilde/my-doctor-says-i-must-not-have-any-serious-conversation-after-seven-o/)

[Oscar Wilde](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oscar-wilde/)

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> [My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There is only 1 options left: ICU](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kand3n/my-heart-problem-has-reached-a-critical-stage-that-doctor-says-there-2/)

[Kand3n](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kand3n/)

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> [“Guy walks into the doctor’s office,” the clownish fool retorts, “says, ‘Doc, I’ve hurt my arm in several places.’ ‘So,’ his doctor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-hegland/guy-walks-into-the-doctor-s-office-the-clownish-fool-retorts-says-doc/)

[Jean Hegland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-hegland/)

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> [Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/doctor-says-to-a-man-you-re-pregnant-the-man-says-how-does-a-man-get/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/a-woman-tells-her-doctor-i-ve-got-a-bad-back-the-doctor-says-it-s-old/)

[Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/)

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> [My doctor says, 'You've got one of the hardest ones to treat because it's not bipolar, it's not up and down, you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trent-reznor/my-doctor-says-you-ve-got-one-of-the-hardest-ones-to-treat-because-it/)

[Trent Reznor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trent-reznor/)

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> [The doctor says to the patient, "Take your clothes off and stick your tongue out the window". "What will that do" asks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henny-youngman/the-doctor-says-to-the-patient-take-your-clothes-off-and-stick-your/)

[Henny Youngman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henny-youngman/)

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> [“When it comes to screening, a doctor who says ‘Let’s err on the side of caution,’ may actually err on the side…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/otis-webb-brawley/when-it-comes-to-screening-a-doctor-who-says-let-s-err-on-the-side-of/)

[Otis Webb Brawley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/otis-webb-brawley/)

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> [My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left¦ ICU…. Or… U C Me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-joslan/my-heart-problem-has-reached-a-critical-stage-that-doctor-says-there/)

[Azgraybebly Joslan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/azgraybebly-joslan/)

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> [And if doctor says that you don't have IBS with constipation, you might want to get a second opinion, because I had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cybill-shepherd/and-if-doctor-says-that-you-don-t-have-ibs-with-constipation-you/)

[Cybill Shepherd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cybill-shepherd/)

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> [“You want to just dump me in space?" My voice is low, but not for long. "It's not like I've done anything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beth-revis/you-want-to-just-dump-me-in-space-my-voice-is-low-but-not-for-long-it/)

[Beth Revis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beth-revis/)

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