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title: "2 Disneyland Quotes By Jack Paar"
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> [Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/disneyland-is-such-a-big-thing-to-californians-i-discovered-that-when/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d0/jack-paar-22730_believe_disneyland-is-such-a-big-thing-to-califo_895065.jpg)

> [The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/the-only-non-believer-i-encountered-was-oscar-levant-who-wouldn-t/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fd/jack-paar-22730_believer_the-only-non-believer-i-encountered-was_2959673.jpg)

## Other authors on Disneyland

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b024/author-walt-disney-94295.jpg) Walt Disney 41 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/disneyland/walt-disney/)
- [Leslie Le Mon 14 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/disneyland/leslie-le-mon/)

## More by Jack Paar

> [Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/immigration-is-the-sincerest-form-of-flattery/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/randy-and-i-were-goggle-eyed-as-we-gazed-over-the-wonders-of-what/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/looking-back-my-life-seems-like-one-long-obstacle-race-with-me-as-the/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [She should get a divorce and settle down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/she-should-get-a-divorce-and-settle-down/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/then-there-was-the-time-in-hollywood-when-i-sat-down-in-a-breakaway/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/statistics-show-that-many-people-watch-our-show-from-the-bedroom-and/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [... Variety and the Hollywood Reporter, two publications read more faithfully in Hollywood than the Koran is in Mecca.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/variety-and-the-hollywood-reporter-two-publications-read-more/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/disneyland-is-such-a-big-thing-to-californians-i-discovered-that-when/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/i-have-never-seen-a-bad-television-program-because-i-refuse-to-god/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [Son of Lady Chatterley's Lover had obvious commercial advantages (as a title for this book), but it impugned the marital status of my parents,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/son-of-lady-chatterley-s-lover-had-obvious-commercial-advantages-as-a/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/one-gets-the-impression-that-this-is-how-ernest-hemingway-would-have/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [Hollywood, we decided, was a nice place to die, but we wouldn't want to live there.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/hollywood-we-decided-was-a-nice-place-to-die-but-we-wouldn-t-want-to/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [I'm not saying these flying discs don't really exist, but nobody living in Kansas City has seen them and that's a dry state.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/i-m-not-saying-these-flying-discs-don-t-really-exist-but-nobody/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/i-m-complicated-sentimental-lovable-honest-loyal-decent-generous/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

> [In an interview Errol Flynn said that his hobby was acting but he doesn't have time for it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jack-paar/in-an-interview-errol-flynn-said-that-his-hobby-was-acting-but-he/)

[Jack Paar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jack-paar/)

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