--- title: "3 Disk Quotes By B. J. Porter" description: "3 Disk quotes by B. J. Porter. Plus more from B. J. Porter and more Disk sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/451/b-j-porter-25717_anything-can-happen_brian-posehn-went-up-at-4-45-in-the-morn_197026.jpg" --- > [Brian Posehn went up at 4:45 in the morning. And he gets lost at a certain point. I don't know if we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/brian-posehn-went-up-at-4-45-in-the-morning-and-he-gets-lost-at-a/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/451/b-j-porter-25717_anything-can-happen_brian-posehn-went-up-at-4-45-in-the-morn_197026.jpg) > [There's two different disks recorded at two different shows. And they're two very different shows. The San Francisco disk was in front…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/there-s-two-different-disks-recorded-at-two-different-shows-and-they/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32f/b-j-porter-25717_different_there-s-two-different-disks-recorded-at_2915593.jpg) > [The second disk was taped at our all-night anniversary show. And some of those sets are taped at like 4:30 or 5…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/the-second-disk-was-taped-at-our-all-night-anniversary-show-and-some/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a27/b-j-porter-25717_all-night_the-second-disk-was-taped-at-our-all-nig_2934539.jpg) ## More by B. J. Porter > [Brian Posehn went up at 4:45 in the morning. And he gets lost at a certain point. I don't know if we kept him…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/brian-posehn-went-up-at-4-45-in-the-morning-and-he-gets-lost-at-a/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [For a long time networks just wanted to buy imitations of other shows - i.e. Curb (the Enthusiasm or the Office). The word gets…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/for-a-long-time-networks-just-wanted-to-buy-imitations-of-other-shows/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [I think one reason why our show is popular too is that we have relationships with all these people. They are our actual friends.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/i-think-one-reason-why-our-show-is-popular-too-is-that-we-have/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [: But the people on the CD are famous. Those people were coming out to see those people. I don't think they need that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/but-the-people-on-the-cd-are-famous-those-people-were-coming-out-to/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [And there's a period where everyone's buying those and it's really bad because no one is Larry David or Ricky Gervais. And then they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/and-there-s-a-period-where-everyone-s-buying-those-and-it-s-really/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [Comedy Central was really impressed by how quickly we got everyone to sign the releases for the CD. They've never seen anything that quick.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/comedy-central-was-really-impressed-by-how-quickly-we-got-everyone-to/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [It's really important to keep sponsoring young people so the audience gets used to them and starts enjoying them. They're the only way your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/it-s-really-important-to-keep-sponsoring-young-people-so-the-audience/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [It's something we do every week. Every week kind of has bigger name headliners. It's all just our taste. There's a lot of people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/it-s-something-we-do-every-week-every-week-kind-of-has-bigger-name/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [So the CD is a great way to get yourself acquainted with some people who in three years, maybe even one year, be really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/so-the-cd-is-a-great-way-to-get-yourself-acquainted-with-some-people/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [Some of the subject matter is a little less weighty. When we were writing for Mr. Show, we were talking about how is this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/some-of-the-subject-matter-is-a-little-less-weighty-when-we-were/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [We're having so much writing some of the sillier stuff that never would have been on Mr. Show. And that's not a knock on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/we-re-having-so-much-writing-some-of-the-sillier-stuff-that-never/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [With a sketch show, it's "a bunch of people and they're being funny." In a way that you can't really explain it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/with-a-sketch-show-it-s-a-bunch-of-people-and-they-re-being-funny-in/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [Anyone can have bad sets. I saw one guy who I really love - I won't mention his name - gave a set that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/anyone-can-have-bad-sets-i-saw-one-guy-who-i-really-love-i-won-t/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [And with this show we're trying to be a little sillier. We can do a piece like one we wrote the other day called…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/and-with-this-show-we-re-trying-to-be-a-little-sillier-we-can-do-a/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) > [The shows need youth. All of our comics are getting too famous to do the show regularly. The people who are regulars five years…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/b-j-porter/the-shows-need-youth-all-of-our-comics-are-getting-too-famous-to-do/) [B. J. Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/b-j-porter/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/disk/b-j-porter/#itemlist", "name": "3 Disk Quotes By B. J. Porter", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Brian Posehn went up at 4:45 in the morning. And he gets lost at a certain point. I don't know if we kept him getting lost on the CD. 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