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title: "71 Dishwashers Quotes by 69 authors"
description: "Browse 71 Dishwashers quotes by 69 authors. Discover the best Dishwashers sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cf9/barbara-bush-4569_cleaning_george-is-the-best-little-dishwasher-in_2512891.png"
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> [George is the best little dishwasher in Texas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-bush/george-is-the-best-little-dishwasher-in-texas/)

[Barbara Bush](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-bush/)

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> [Everything important I learned, I learned as a dishwasher.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-bourdain/everything-important-i-learned-i-learned-as-a-dishwasher/)

[Anthony Bourdain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-bourdain/)

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> [Most of America doesn't pay dishwashers $10.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-douglas/most-of-america-doesn-t-pay-dishwashers-10/)

[Tom Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-douglas/)

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> [Babies aren't dishwasher-safe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/babies-aren-t-dishwasher-safe/)

[Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/)

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> [I dont have a dishwasher, and I hate washing dishes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristanna-loken/i-dont-have-a-dishwasher-and-i-hate-washing-dishes/)

[Kristanna Loken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristanna-loken/)

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> [You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/masaharu-morimoto/you-wouldn-t-put-your-soul-in-a-dishwasher/)

[Masaharu Morimoto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/masaharu-morimoto/)

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> [Richard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joni-mitchell/richard-got-married-to-a-figure-skater-and-he-bought-her-a-dishwasher/)

[Joni Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joni-mitchell/)

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> [Water doesn't hurt a vinyl record. Put it into a dishwasher and you're fine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-gibbons/water-doesn-t-hurt-a-vinyl-record-put-it-into-a-dishwasher-and-you-re/)

[Billy Gibbons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-gibbons/)

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> [I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aziz-ansari/i-was-a-dishwasher-at-one-of-those-japanese-places-that-cook-on-your/)

[Aziz Ansari](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aziz-ansari/)

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> [I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clarence-thomas/i-have-to-admit-that-i-m-one-of-those-people-that-thinks-the/)

[Clarence Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clarence-thomas/)

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> [The society, is, a dishwasher, where all the water, is, dead chipmunk blood. God I'm brilliant.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/the-society-is-a-dishwasher-where-all-the-water-is-dead-chipmunk/)

[Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/)

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> [My family keeps me pretty grounded. Like if I try anything diva, they're like, 'Oh shut up. Go and do the dishwasher.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rebel-wilson/my-family-keeps-me-pretty-grounded-like-if-i-try-anything-diva-they/)

[Rebel Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rebel-wilson/)

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> [When a husband says, "I run things in my home" he may mean the washing machine, the dishwasher and the vacuum cleaner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sam-ewing/when-a-husband-says-i-run-things-in-my-home-he-may-mean-the-washing/)

[Sam Ewing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sam-ewing/)

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> [My house is very normal - only I have three dishwashers, two fridges and hobs everywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gino-d-acampo/my-house-is-very-normal-only-i-have-three-dishwashers-two-fridges-and/)

[Gino D'Acampo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gino-d-acampo/)

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> [Japanese chefs believe our soul goes into our knives once we start using them. You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/masaharu-morimoto/japanese-chefs-believe-our-soul-goes-into-our-knives-once-we-start/)

[Masaharu Morimoto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/masaharu-morimoto/)

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> [I was dishwasher, then promoted to chef in a local kitchen in a restaurant in Seattle, and I was working on a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alexis-denisof/i-was-dishwasher-then-promoted-to-chef-in-a-local-kitchen-in-a/)

[Alexis Denisof](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alexis-denisof/)

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> [I surround myself with loyalists and people that I would die for. I just would rather die than make bad stuff for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-harmon/i-surround-myself-with-loyalists-and-people-that-i-would-die-for-i/)

[Dan Harmon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-harmon/)

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> [We all use dishwashers every day and yet none of us would say that we're experts on dishwashers, but somehow we all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-lindstrom/we-all-use-dishwashers-every-day-and-yet-none-of-us-would-say-that-we/)

[Brian Lindstrom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-lindstrom/)

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> [My husband is old-fashioned and kind, he does the greatest Sinatra impression, and I'd never have written anything if he hadn't read…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/allison-pearson/my-husband-is-old-fashioned-and-kind-he-does-the-greatest-sinatra/)

[Allison Pearson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/allison-pearson/)

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> [If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store and seek out the dishwasher repair…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-q-miller/if-you-want-a-reliable-tip-drive-into-a-town-go-to-the-nearest/)

Bryan Q. Miller

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> [I worked at car washes - two or three different car washes. I worked at McDonald's and Wendy's, I worked as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-bruce/i-worked-at-car-washes-two-or-three-different-car-washes-i-worked-at/)

[Joseph Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-bruce/)

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> [My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jared-leto/my-coolest-job-was-when-i-was-12-and-i-was-a-dishwasher-at-the-three/)

[Jared Leto](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jared-leto/)

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> [When you turn from one room to the next, when your animal senses no longer perceive the sounds of the dishwasher, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-lanza/when-you-turn-from-one-room-to-the-next-when-your-animal-senses-no/)

[Robert Lanza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-lanza/)

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> [One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening -…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-handler/one-s-home-is-like-a-delicious-piece-of-pie-you-order-in-a-restaurant/)

[Daniel Handler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-handler/)

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> [When I get home I'll still have to unload the dishwasher and clean my room. Last night my mom got so fed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stacie-orrico/when-i-get-home-i-ll-still-have-to-unload-the-dishwasher-and-clean-my/)

[Stacie Orrico](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stacie-orrico/)

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> [I got a job as a dishwasher in Oakland, and I would draw all day. It was nice because the lady who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/claes-oldenburg/i-got-a-job-as-a-dishwasher-in-oakland-and-i-would-draw-all-day-it/)

[Claes Oldenburg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/claes-oldenburg/)

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> [ I have met a lot of the people who were stiffed by you and your businesses, Donald \[Trump\]. I've met dishwashers, painters,… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hillary-clinton/i-have-met-a-lot-of-the-people-who-were-stiffed-by-you-and-your/)

[Hillary Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hillary-clinton/)

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> [By the same token, frozen dinners, a microwave oven, a dishwasher, and an illegal immigrant hired to clean the house and take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-wuthnow/by-the-same-token-frozen-dinners-a-microwave-oven-a-dishwasher-and-an/)

[Robert Wuthnow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-wuthnow/)

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> [I go home and don't get treated any differently. People have known me all my life and are interested and very supportive…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katherine-jenkins/i-go-home-and-don-t-get-treated-any-differently-people-have-known-me/)

[Katherine Jenkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katherine-jenkins/)

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> [I'll tell you one thing about me, and that is that I'm not to keen on being bossed around. If, say, my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deb-caletti/i-ll-tell-you-one-thing-about-me-and-that-is-that-i-m-not-to-keen-on/)

[Deb Caletti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deb-caletti/)

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> [What makes our marriage holy, what makes it "set apart" and sacramental, isn't the marriage certificate filed away in the basement or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-held-evans/what-makes-our-marriage-holy-what-makes-it-set-apart-and-sacramental/)

[Rachel Held Evans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-held-evans/)

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> [Besides, the sense of safety offered by bottled water is a mirage. It turns out that breathing, not drinking, constitutes our main…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-steingraber/besides-the-sense-of-safety-offered-by-bottled-water-is-a-mirage-it/)

[Sandra Steingraber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-steingraber/)

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> [The reason I know what we are to each other is because we fight freely and almost constantly, about even the smallest…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/augusten-burroughs/the-reason-i-know-what-we-are-to-each-other-is-because-we-fight/)

[Augusten Burroughs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/augusten-burroughs/)

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> [I could see the road ahead of me. I was poor and I was going to stay poor. But I didn't particularly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-bukowski/i-could-see-the-road-ahead-of-me-i-was-poor-and-i-was-going-to-stay/)

[Charles Bukowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-bukowski/)

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> [A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joey-bishop/a-salesman-called-on-my-wife-the-other-day-and-tried-to-sell-her-a/)

[Joey Bishop](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joey-bishop/)

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> [I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sinead-o-connor/i-m-a-very-good-dishwasher-i-m-a-terrible-cook-i-m-an-awful-cook/)

[Sinead O'Connor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sinead-o-connor/)

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> [I am faced with a bruising dilemma: pay to fix the dishwasher or continue serving everything in waffle cones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dana-gould/i-am-faced-with-a-bruising-dilemma-pay-to-fix-the-dishwasher-or/)

[Dana Gould](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dana-gould/)

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> [I'm not a dishwasher anymore. But I'm still from Sangamon Street.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-a-dishwasher-anymore-but-i-m-still-from-sangamon-street/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [A good apprentice cook must be as polite with the dishwasher as with the chef.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fernand-point/a-good-apprentice-cook-must-be-as-polite-with-the-dishwasher-as-with/)

[Fernand Point](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fernand-point/)

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> [Multi-Choice question: My dishwasher is: efficient; hilarious.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/multi-choice-question-my-dishwasher-is-efficient-hilarious/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

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