--- title: "1 Disease Cure Quotes By Arj Barker" description: "1 Disease Cure quotes by Arj Barker. Plus more from Arj Barker and more Disease Cure sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aaf/arj-barker-16467_alzheimer_you-can-get-tested-now-for-early-onset-a_3118071.jpg" --- > [You can get tested now for early onset Alzheimer's. Hold on a second, could someone hire a marching band, cause I'm so happy I feel like having a parade. You mean I can find out early if I'm going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/you-can-get-tested-now-for-early-onset-alzheimer-s-hold-on-a-second/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aaf/arj-barker-16467_alzheimer_you-can-get-tested-now-for-early-onset-a_3118071.jpg) ## More by Arj Barker > [I quit because I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes... Even if they discover good news, they don't publicize it - like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/i-quit-because-i-m-so-tired-of-hearing-bad-news-about-cigarettes-even/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [I'm not even worried about settling down. I think it's way too early. I'm 25 and I'm in show business. I mean, if things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/i-m-not-even-worried-about-settling-down-i-think-it-s-way-too-early-i/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [Google is ridiculous. Everyone uses Google, and that's why Google has such an attitude. Because it's so popular, it's conceited. I mean, it has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/google-is-ridiculous-everyone-uses-google-and-that-s-why-google-has/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [My general rule of thumb is, once something's a ride at Disneyland, I assume that it is no longer a threat in real life.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/my-general-rule-of-thumb-is-once-something-s-a-ride-at-disneyland-i/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [I was high on life but eventually I built up a tolerance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/i-was-high-on-life-but-eventually-i-built-up-a-tolerance/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [I could've enjoyed a cigarette if I smoked back before everyone knew it was bad - say, like, 1923. Everybody smoked back then. There…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/i-could-ve-enjoyed-a-cigarette-if-i-smoked-back-before-everyone-knew/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [There's no razor in candy. If for no other reason, it doesn't make financial sense. It's not fiscally prudent. How much does a piece…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/there-s-no-razor-in-candy-if-for-no-other-reason-it-doesn-t-make/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn't get hurt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/i-fainted-last-night-luckily-i-was-going-to-bed-at-the-time-so-i-didn/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [I'm trying to feel terrified and alone. And regret every decision I've ever made, drenched in a cold sweat. It's called going to sleep.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/i-m-trying-to-feel-terrified-and-alone-and-regret-every-decision-i-ve/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/i-believe-that-if-you-go-on-a-date-and-get-to-second-base-and-then/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [I was troubled by the presence of a shoe museum because it forced me to ask a very burning question: would my body be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/i-was-troubled-by-the-presence-of-a-shoe-museum-because-it-forced-me/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/i-never-smoke-grass-and-drive-my-car-because-for-one-thing-no-matter/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [Just open your heart man and accept that people are gay. Thousands, probably millions of people are gay. And until we find a cure…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/just-open-your-heart-man-and-accept-that-people-are-gay-thousands/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [Home is wherever I am. People make too big a deal about where you live. I try to be grounded in myself. Home is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/home-is-wherever-i-am-people-make-too-big-a-deal-about-where-you-live/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) > [I was in a real conservative area just outside of Chicago recently. And this guy's like, 'Hey, Arj, you're from San Francisco. Are you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/arj-barker/i-was-in-a-real-conservative-area-just-outside-of-chicago-recently/) [Arj Barker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/arj-barker/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/disease-cure/arj-barker/#itemlist", "name": "1 Disease Cure Quotes By Arj Barker", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You can get tested now for early onset Alzheimer's. Hold on a second, could someone hire a marching band, cause I'm so happy I feel like having a parade. You mean I can find out early if I'm going to die of a super horrible disease that there's no cure for? 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