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> [I'm the disciplinarian. Nick doesn't discipline. The cat can do whatever it wants. It can scratch on the furniture. It can do whatever it wants and Nick doesn't do anything about it. So I have to yell. I'm the bad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/i-m-the-disciplinarian-nick-doesn-t-discipline-the-cat-can-do/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

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## More by Bridget Marquardt

> [I'm sure the hard-core feminist will say we're trapped, but I think viewers see how empowered we are.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/i-m-sure-the-hard-core-feminist-will-say-we-re-trapped-but-i-think/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [If there's a partnership in doing a dangerous thing, there's a real sense of bonding. Plus, the feeling of freedom is sexy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/if-there-s-a-partnership-in-doing-a-dangerous-thing-there-s-a-real/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [I'm the disciplinarian. Nick doesn't discipline. The cat can do whatever it wants. It can scratch on the furniture. It can do whatever it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/i-m-the-disciplinarian-nick-doesn-t-discipline-the-cat-can-do/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [As far as I know, I'm not going to the jungle anytime soon. Unless it's one of those shows where you don't know you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/as-far-as-i-know-i-m-not-going-to-the-jungle-anytime-soon-unless-it-s/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [I don't regret my time there at all. I wasn't the main girlfriend in the relationship. Hef and Holly were the ones talking about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/i-don-t-regret-my-time-there-at-all-i-wasn-t-the-main-girlfriend-in/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [I've heard that people want to marry their best friends. I think that should be partially true.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/i-ve-heard-that-people-want-to-marry-their-best-friends-i-think-that/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [Trapeze is a great workout. It got me in the best shape in my life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/trapeze-is-a-great-workout-it-got-me-in-the-best-shape-in-my-life/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [I would love to have a girl. But I kind of want one of each.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/i-would-love-to-have-a-girl-but-i-kind-of-want-one-of-each/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [We decided to go ahead and thaw my eggs that I had retrieved at the mansion, and none of them survived the thaw. That…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/we-decided-to-go-ahead-and-thaw-my-eggs-that-i-had-retrieved-at-the/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [You should see my Pinterest board. I think I have, like, 400 pins on just, like, the wedding folder.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/you-should-see-my-pinterest-board-i-think-i-have-like-400-pins-on/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [Nick made me give away my Hello Kitty TV, my Hello Kitty microwave and my Hello Kitty toaster. I got to keep the Hello…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/nick-made-me-give-away-my-hello-kitty-tv-my-hello-kitty-microwave-and/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [I have Playboy pillows, sheets, towels, barware.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/i-have-playboy-pillows-sheets-towels-barware/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [I don't have any furniture.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/i-don-t-have-any-furniture/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [People ask me, 'Do you think Hef is still at the mansion?' and I say, 'Absolutely.' I just feel like he is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/people-ask-me-do-you-think-hef-is-still-at-the-mansion-and-i-say/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

> [My goal is to be hosting my own show and be happily married with children, so I've been thinking about that a lot lately.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bridget-marquardt/my-goal-is-to-be-hosting-my-own-show-and-be-happily-married-with/)

[Bridget Marquardt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bridget-marquardt/)

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