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title: "43 Disciple Quotes By Toba Beta"
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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, I believe that the truth will prevail at the end. Master of Stupidity: No 'the end' for the truth.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-i-believe-that-the-truth-will-prevail-at-the/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy’s teaching is somehow annoying me. Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-that-guy-s-teaching-is-somehow-annoying-me/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: I've been searching for so long.I still can't find the truth. Master of Stupidity: Until you've lost and felt desperate,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-i-ve-been-searching-for-so-long-i-still-can-t-find/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, you should teach people not to do war to each other. Master of Stupidity: I should teach people how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-you-should-teach-people-not-to-do-war-to/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple : Master, why you keep telling about the truth? Nobody hears. Master of Stupidity : O Yea. They hear but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-why-you-keep-telling-about-the-truth-nobody/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, we should not spend our time to low life like them. Master of Stupidity: If I don’t, then how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-we-should-not-spend-our-time-to-low-life/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Which one was first created, time or things? Master of Stupidity: No things, no changes. No changes, no time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-which-one-was-first-created-time-or-things-master/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how to be a wise man! Master of Stupidity: I can't. But I can show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-my-master-please-show-me-how-to-be-a-wise-man/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Why men don't ready yet to join the intergalactic confederation? Master of Stupidity: Men could make them laugh to death.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-why-men-don-t-ready-yet-to-join-the-intergalactic/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, I don’t need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-i-don-t-need-a-fairytale-i-need-you-to-tell/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Three years! I've listened you preaching just for this silly truth? Master of Stupidity: Who said I was preaching? Who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-three-years-i-ve-listened-you-preaching-just-for/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, if you are so good, can you drive a car with your eyes closed? Master of Stupidity: Thou shall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-if-you-are-so-good-can-you-drive-a-car-with/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, how do you heal the broken heart? Master of Stupidity: It isn’t a disease need to be healed. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-how-do-you-heal-the-broken-heart-master-of/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, I’m going to change the whole world. Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-i-m-going-to-change-the-whole-world-master/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ? Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-what-do-say-about-the-truth-itself-master-of/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, why heaven is up there and hell is down there ? Master of Stupidity: If otherwise, it wouldn't be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-why-heaven-is-up-there-and-hell-is-down/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to? Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-if-there-were-two-masters-which-one-should-i-listen/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Where were all things before the time began? Master of Stupidity: What was the time before all things created?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-where-were-all-things-before-the-time-began-master/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, where is exactly the edge of this universe ? Master of Stupidity: Edge is wherever the absence of universal gravity.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-where-is-exactly-the-edge-of-this-universe/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: What were said for things before the time exist? Master of Stupidity: No words to be said by no man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-what-were-said-for-things-before-the-time-exist/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, you keep preaching the truth. They don't listen. Master of Stupidity: Oh that's not bad. That attitude keeps us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-you-keep-preaching-the-truth-they-don-t/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-why-we-shouldn-t-judge-others-master-of-stupidity/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance? Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-do-you-really-believe-in-the-second-chance/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ? Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-why-do-arrogant-people-like-to-say-complex-words/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment. Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! \[but I won't let you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-please-show-me-the-way-to-the-enlightenment/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, where will you go after your soul leaves your body? Master of Stupidity: What makes you think a soul…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-where-will-you-go-after-your-soul-leaves/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, why there was no second chance in garden of eden? Master of Stupidity: Of course. Perhaps, human can only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-why-there-was-no-second-chance-in-garden-of/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, what will happen to the men right after their death ? Master of Stupidity: They live with a same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-what-will-happen-to-the-men-right-after/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, how do I know that I am not dreaming right now ? Master of Stupidity: You don’t. Only those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-how-do-i-know-that-i-am-not-dreaming-right/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe? Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-can-you-trust-this-bank-to-keep-your-money/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, what are you talking about? None of us understand! Master of Stupidity: Be patient! It is not ended yet.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-what-are-you-talking-about-none-of-us/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it beyond this universe ? Master of Stupidity: No 'space' in no 'gravity'. No 'thing'…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-tell-me-what-is-it-beyond-this-universe/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you? Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-what-were-you-thinking-when-the-truth-is-revealed/)

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> [“Smartass Student : 'a man must have his own master.' Master of Stupidity: 'yea, everyone's somebody's bitch.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-student-a-man-must-have-his-own-master-master-of-stupidity/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness? Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-what-is-the-secret-recipe-of-your-happiness/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did sins in the beginning? Master of Stupidity: If the saviour must come, why should…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-why-god-let-human-did-sins-in-the-beginning/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: How the hell do we find the truth ? Master of Stupidity: Just seek it with hope it’ll find you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-how-the-hell-do-we-find-the-truth-master-of/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles! Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-if-you-are-really-a-master-then-make-me-see/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Master, why do some people so stubborn and unruly ? Master of Stupidity: Only when you want them do according…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-why-do-some-people-so-stubborn-and-unruly/)

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> [“Smartass Disciple: Does stupidity a sin? Master of Stupidity: No stupidity, no sin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-does-stupidity-a-sin-master-of-stupidity-no/)

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> [“People tend to resist a change into something new and different. But after it's succeded, they easily say that the change is a must.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/people-tend-to-resist-a-change-into-something-new-and-different-but/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

> [“To recognize bullshit, nose is better than ear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/to-recognize-bullshit-nose-is-better-than-ear/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

> [“Education reveals the potential of people and market.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/education-reveals-the-potential-of-people-and-market/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

> [“Rights and duties, sounded more entertaining than duties and rights.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/rights-and-duties-sounded-more-entertaining-than-duties-and-rights/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

> [“Handwriting enables civilization.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/handwriting-enables-civilization/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

> [“Jealousy blurs the focus.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/jealousy-blurs-the-focus/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

> [“If you think you don't have enemies, then they have won.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/if-you-think-you-don-t-have-enemies-then-they-have-won/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

> [“The more you know, the less you understand. That's so cliche'. Wanna know the scary version? The more you know, the more fuckups you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/the-more-you-know-the-less-you-understand-that-s-so-cliche-wanna-know/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

> [Changes is the mother of time. Absence of changes makes no time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/changes-is-the-mother-of-time-absence-of-changes-makes-no-time/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

> [“Deriving truth from joy may be far more easier than generating joy from the truth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/deriving-truth-from-joy-may-be-far-more-easier-than-generating-joy/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

> [“In future, you'll laugh at yourself on some things you do now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/in-future-you-ll-laugh-at-yourself-on-some-things-you-do-now/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

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                        "text": "“Smartass Disciple: Master, how do I know that I am not dreaming right now ? Master of Stupidity: You don’t. Only those who see you're dreaming can tell it.”",
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