--- title: "23 Disciple Master Quotes By Toba Beta" description: "23 Disciple Master quotes by Toba Beta. Plus more from Toba Beta and more Disciple Master sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7d/toba-beta-105_disciple_smartass-disciple-master-i-believe-that_613871.jpg" --- > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, I believe that the truth will prevail at the end. Master of Stupidity: No 'the end' for the truth.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-i-believe-that-the-truth-will-prevail-at-the/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7d/toba-beta-105_disciple_smartass-disciple-master-i-believe-that_613871.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, you should teach people not to do war to each other. Master of Stupidity: I should teach people how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-you-should-teach-people-not-to-do-war-to/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fe8/toba-beta-105_disciple_smartass-disciple-master-you-should-teac_2715688.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, I don’t need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-i-don-t-need-a-fairytale-i-need-you-to-tell/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/119/toba-beta-105_disciple_smartass-disciple-master-i-don-t-need-a_3122851.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, we should not spend our time to low life like them. Master of Stupidity: If I don’t, then how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-we-should-not-spend-our-time-to-low-life/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/71d/toba-beta-105_arrogance_smartass-disciple-master-we-should-not-s_262913.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how to be a wise man! Master of Stupidity: I can't. But I can show…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-my-master-please-show-me-how-to-be-a-wise-man/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/06b/toba-beta-105_to-be_smartass-disciple-my-master-please-show_874364.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, how do you heal the broken heart? Master of Stupidity: It isn’t a disease need to be healed. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-how-do-you-heal-the-broken-heart-master-of/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e6/toba-beta-105_broken-heart_smartass-disciple-master-how-do-you-heal_2441888.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, I’m going to change the whole world. Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-i-m-going-to-change-the-whole-world-master/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc7/toba-beta-105_change_smartass-disciple-master-i-m-going-to-ch_877292.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ? Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-what-do-say-about-the-truth-itself-master-of/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/802/toba-beta-105_disciple_smartass-disciple-master-what-do-say-abo_2408851.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, you keep preaching the truth. They don't listen. Master of Stupidity: Oh that's not bad. That attitude keeps us…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-you-keep-preaching-the-truth-they-don-t/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bce/toba-beta-105_business_smartass-disciple-master-you-keep-preach_2125513.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance? Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-do-you-really-believe-in-the-second-chance/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a73/toba-beta-105_basis_smartass-disciple-master-do-you-really-b_2823036.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment. Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! \[but I won't let you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-please-show-me-the-way-to-the-enlightenment/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aaf/toba-beta-105_buddhism_smartass-disciple-master-please-show-me_3062568.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, where will you go after your soul leaves your body? Master of Stupidity: What makes you think a soul…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-where-will-you-go-after-your-soul-leaves/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d93/toba-beta-105_after-life_smartass-disciple-master-where-will-you_807340.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, what will happen to the men right after their death ? Master of Stupidity: They live with a same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-what-will-happen-to-the-men-right-after/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5a5/toba-beta-105_death_smartass-disciple-master-what-will-happe_3155550.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, how do I know that I am not dreaming right now ? Master of Stupidity: You don’t. Only those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-how-do-i-know-that-i-am-not-dreaming-right/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b6/toba-beta-105_dream_smartass-disciple-master-how-do-i-know-t_1492623.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe? Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-can-you-trust-this-bank-to-keep-your-money/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/066/toba-beta-105_bank_smartass-disciple-master-can-you-trust-t_2443336.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, what are you talking about? None of us understand! Master of Stupidity: Be patient! It is not ended yet.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-what-are-you-talking-about-none-of-us/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/308/toba-beta-105_disciple_smartass-disciple-master-what-are-you-ta_655736.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness? Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-what-is-the-secret-recipe-of-your-happiness/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e92/toba-beta-105_disciple_smartass-disciple-master-what-is-the-sec_791023.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, if you are so good, can you drive a car with your eyes closed? Master of Stupidity: Thou shall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-if-you-are-so-good-can-you-drive-a-car-with/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab6/toba-beta-105_commandment_smartass-disciple-master-if-you-are-so-g_1950227.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did sins in the beginning? Master of Stupidity: If the saviour must come, why should…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-why-god-let-human-did-sins-in-the-beginning/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/183/toba-beta-105_come_smartass-disciple-master-why-god-let-hum_1105152.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, why do some people so stubborn and unruly ? Master of Stupidity: Only when you want them do according…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-why-do-some-people-so-stubborn-and-unruly/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/529/toba-beta-105_disciple_smartass-disciple-master-why-do-some-peo_191825.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, how could I know that you’ve told me the whole truth? Master of Stupidity: Someday. \[Never on earth. Otherwise…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-how-could-i-know-that-you-ve-told-me-the/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a5d/toba-beta-105_humor_smartass-disciple-master-how-could-i-kno_1525228.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to eradicate all corruptions in this world. Master of Stupidity: Let it be a bit! Otherwise you'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-i-want-to-eradicate-all-corruptions-in-this/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cc/toba-beta-105_corruption_smartass-disciple-master-i-want-to-eradi_1914499.jpg) > [“Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to be the better me by forgetting my past. Master of Stupidity: If you just forget it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/smartass-disciple-master-i-want-to-be-the-better-me-by-forgetting-my/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/90f/toba-beta-105_better-man_smartass-disciple-master-i-want-to-be-th_2339467.jpg) ## More by Toba Beta > [“When you feel terribly angry, you're possessed by anger ghost.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/when-you-feel-terribly-angry-you-re-possessed-by-anger-ghost/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“When you get lost in a really strange place, nothing is more comforting than found your friend whom you trust and can show the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/when-you-get-lost-in-a-really-strange-place-nothing-is-more/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“Truth is commodity in political consumption.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/truth-is-commodity-in-political-consumption/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“Human race had never planned to show up in this universe. I wonder whether current human efforts are relevant to its sustainability.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/human-race-had-never-planned-to-show-up-in-this-universe-i-wonder/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“People tend to resist a change into something new and different. But after it's succeded, they easily say that the change is a must.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/people-tend-to-resist-a-change-into-something-new-and-different-but/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“To recognize bullshit, nose is better than ear.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/to-recognize-bullshit-nose-is-better-than-ear/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“Education reveals the potential of people and market.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/education-reveals-the-potential-of-people-and-market/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“Rights and duties, sounded more entertaining than duties and rights.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/rights-and-duties-sounded-more-entertaining-than-duties-and-rights/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“Handwriting enables civilization.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/handwriting-enables-civilization/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“Jealousy blurs the focus.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/jealousy-blurs-the-focus/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“If you think you don't have enemies, then they have won.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/if-you-think-you-don-t-have-enemies-then-they-have-won/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“The more you know, the less you understand. That's so cliche'. Wanna know the scary version? The more you know, the more fuckups you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/the-more-you-know-the-less-you-understand-that-s-so-cliche-wanna-know/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [Changes is the mother of time. Absence of changes makes no time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/changes-is-the-mother-of-time-absence-of-changes-makes-no-time/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“Deriving truth from joy may be far more easier than generating joy from the truth.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/deriving-truth-from-joy-may-be-far-more-easier-than-generating-joy/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) > [“In future, you'll laugh at yourself on some things you do now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/in-future-you-ll-laugh-at-yourself-on-some-things-you-do-now/) [Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/disciple-master/toba-beta/#itemlist", "name": "23 Disciple Master Quotes By Toba Beta", "numberOfItems": 23, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Smartass Disciple: Master, I believe that the truth will prevail at the end. 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