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title: "4 Dirty Quotes By Louis Sachar"
description: "4 Dirty quotes by Louis Sachar. Plus more from Louis Sachar and more Dirty sayings from other authors."
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> [When anything bad happens to me or someone I know, I always know who to blame. My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/when-anything-bad-happens-to-me-or-someone-i-know-i-always-know-who/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/824/louis-sachar-4066_blame_when-anything-bad-happens-to-me-or-someo_412353.jpg)

> [Well, let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on account of one person. If it wasn't for that person, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/well-let-me-tell-you-something-caveman-you-are-here-on-account-of-one/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

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> [It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing great-great-grandfather!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/it-was-all-because-of-his-no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

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> [It was all because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealinggreat-great-grandfather!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/it-was-all-because-of-his-no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealinggreat/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

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## Other authors on Dirty

## More by Louis Sachar

> [“And what would you like, Sharie?" asked Miss Mush. "What do you have?" asked Sharie. "Potato salad". "What else is there?" asked Sharie. "Nothing"…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/and-what-would-you-like-sharie-asked-miss-mush-what-do-you-have-asked/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [I think of a book and a play, or a book and a movie, as two separate things - I don't think of it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/i-think-of-a-book-and-a-play-or-a-book-and-a-movie-as-two-separate/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [Rattlesnakes would be a lot more dangerous if they didn't have the rattle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/rattlesnakes-would-be-a-lot-more-dangerous-if-they-didn-t-have-the/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [You make the decision: Whom did God punish?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/you-make-the-decision-whom-did-god-punish/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [I jog in the morning and then write for about two hours. There are times when I'm really excited and can't wait to get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/i-jog-in-the-morning-and-then-write-for-about-two-hours-there-are/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [“He didn’t have any friends at home. He was overweight and the kids at his middle school often teased him about his size. Even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/he-didn-t-have-any-friends-at-home-he-was-overweight-and-the-kids-at/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [“If only, if only, the woodpecker sighs, The bark on the tree was just a little bit softer. While the wolf waits below, hungry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/if-only-if-only-the-woodpecker-sighs-the-bark-on-the-tree-was-just-a/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [“Friends always break even.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/friends-always-break-even/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [“Special Today: Mushroom Surprise He”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/special-today-mushroom-surprise-he/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [But don't forget who you really are. And I'm not talking about your so-called real name. All names are made up by someone else,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/but-don-t-forget-who-you-really-are-and-i-m-not-talking-about-your-so/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [“Myron had named him “Oddly.” Myron had named him oddly. “Is”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/myron-had-named-him-oddly-myron-had-named-him-oddly-is/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [You have only one life, make the most of it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/you-have-only-one-life-make-the-most-of-it/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [Warning: Do not read this story right after eating. In fact, don't read it right before eating either. In fact, just to be safe,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/warning-do-not-read-this-story-right-after-eating-in-fact-don-t-read/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [“But don't forget who you really are. And I'm not talking about your so-called real name. All names are made up by someone else,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/but-don-t-forget-who-you-really-are-and-i-m-not-talking-about-your-so-2/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

> [“When you spend your whole life living in a hole, the only way you can go is up. (Zero/Hector Zeroni)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-sachar/when-you-spend-your-whole-life-living-in-a-hole-the-only-way-you-can/)

[Louis Sachar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-sachar/)

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