--- title: "5 Dirty Quotes By Lenny Bruce" description: "5 Dirty quotes by Lenny Bruce. Plus more from Lenny Bruce and more Dirty sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e8/lenny-bruce-4320_dirty_there-are-no-dirty-words-only-dirty-mind_559786.jpg" --- > [There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/there-are-no-dirty-words-only-dirty-minds/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e8/lenny-bruce-4320_dirty_there-are-no-dirty-words-only-dirty-mind_559786.jpg) > [If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/if-you-believe-there-is-a-god-a-god-that-made-your-body-and-yet-you/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c51/lenny-bruce-4320_believe_if-you-believe-there-is-a-god-a-god-that_987358.jpg) > [Marijuana is rejected all over the world. Damned. In England heroin is alright for out-patents, but marijuana? They'll put your ass in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/marijuana-is-rejected-all-over-the-world-damned-in-england-heroin-is/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d61/lenny-bruce-4320_alright_marijuana-is-rejected-all-over-the-world_2463624.jpg) > [You can't do anything with anybody's body to make it dirty to me. Six people, eight people, one person - you can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/you-can-t-do-anything-with-anybody-s-body-to-make-it-dirty-to-me-six/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb4/lenny-bruce-4320_body_you-can-t-do-anything-with-anybody-s-bod_2908793.jpg) > [There is only what is and that's it. What should be is a dirty lie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/there-is-only-what-is-and-that-s-it-what-should-be-is-a-dirty-lie/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85c/lenny-bruce-4320_dirty_there-is-only-what-is-and-that-s-it-what_2941875.jpg) ## Other authors on Dirty ## More by Lenny Bruce > [Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/satire-is-tragedy-plus-time-you-give-it-enough-time-the-public-the/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [I am influenced by every second of my waking hour.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/i-am-influenced-by-every-second-of-my-waking-hour/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/never-trust-a-preacher-with-more-than-two-suits/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [I would be with a bunch of Kennedy fans watching the debate, and their comment would be, 'He's really slaughtering Nixon.' Then we would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/i-would-be-with-a-bunch-of-kennedy-fans-watching-the-debate-and-their/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [If you're from New York and you're Catholic, you're still Jewish. If you're from Butte Montana and you're Jewish, you're still goyisch. The Air…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/if-you-re-from-new-york-and-you-re-catholic-you-re-still-jewish-if/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/i-think-it-s-about-time-we-gave-up-religion-and-got-back-to-god/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/alright-let-s-admit-it-we-jews-killed-christ-but-it-was-only-for/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [“People are leaving the church and going back to God.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/people-are-leaving-the-church-and-going-back-to-god/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's goyish. B'nai B'rith is goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. If you live in New…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/dig-i-m-jewish-count-basie-s-jewish-ray-charles-is-jewish-eddie/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/i-won-t-say-ours-was-a-tough-school-but-we-had-our-own-coroner-we/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [“If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/if-you-can-t-say-fuck-you-can-t-say-fuck-the-government/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [“Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/take-away-the-right-to-say-fuck-and-you-take-away-the-right-to-say/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/the-role-of-a-comedian-is-to-make-the-audience-laugh-at-a-minimum-of/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [If I get busted in New York, the freest city in the world, that will be the end of my career.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/if-i-get-busted-in-new-york-the-freest-city-in-the-world-that-will-be/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) > [“Liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/liberals-can-understand-everything-but-people-who-don-t-understand/) [Lenny Bruce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lenny-bruce/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dirty/lenny-bruce/#itemlist", "name": "5 Dirty Quotes By Lenny Bruce", "numberOfItems": 5, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lenny Bruce" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/there-are-no-dirty-words-only-dirty-minds/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e8/lenny-bruce-4320_dirty_there-are-no-dirty-words-only-dirty-mind_559786.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e8/lenny-bruce-4320_dirty_there-are-no-dirty-words-only-dirty-mind_559786.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e8/lenny-bruce-4320_dirty_there-are-no-dirty-words-only-dirty-mind_559786.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.” — Lenny Bruce", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with that body that's dirty, then the fault lies with the manufacturer.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lenny Bruce" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lenny-bruce/if-you-believe-there-is-a-god-a-god-that-made-your-body-and-yet-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c51/lenny-bruce-4320_believe_if-you-believe-there-is-a-god-a-god-that_987358.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c51/lenny-bruce-4320_believe_if-you-believe-there-is-a-god-a-god-that_987358.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c51/lenny-bruce-4320_believe_if-you-believe-there-is-a-god-a-god-that_987358.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If you believe there is a God, a God that made your body, and yet you think that you can do anything with…” — Lenny Bruce", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Marijuana is rejected all over the world. 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