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title: "23 Dionysus Quotes By Rick Riordan"
description: "23 Dionysus quotes by Rick Riordan. Plus more from Rick Riordan and more Dionysus sayings from other authors."
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> [Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/erre-es-korakas-blinky-dionysus-cursed-i-will-have-your-soul/)

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> [The world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. -Dionysus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/the-world-will-fall-the-gods-will-die-and-i-will-never-achieve-a-2/)

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> [“Dionysus was an overgrown brat, but he was an immortal, superpowerful overgrown brat. I said,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/dionysus-was-an-overgrown-brat-but-he-was-an-immortal-superpowerful/)

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> [I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-stared-at-him-dionysus-you-re-you-re-married-but-i-thought-you-got/)

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> [God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/god-alert-blackjack-yelled-it-s-the-wine-dude-mr-d-sighed-in/)

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> [I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?" "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple." "But...you did something nice. Why?" He raised…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-turned-to-dionysus-you-cured-him-madness-is-my-specialty-it-was/)

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> [Hello!” The girl in the blood-red dress beamed at Leo. “Are you Dionysus?” There was only one answer to that. “Yes!” Leo…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hello-the-girl-in-the-blood-red-dress-beamed-at-leo-are-you-dionysus/)

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> [Are you suggesting that the gods have trouble acting together, young lady?" Dionysus asked. Yes, Lord Dionysus." Mr. D nodded. "Just checking.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/are-you-suggesting-that-the-gods-have-trouble-acting-together-young/)

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> [I will deny I ever said this, of course, but the gods need heroes. They always have. Otherwise we would not keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-will-deny-i-ever-said-this-of-course-but-the-gods-need-heroes-they/)

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> [It is," I said. "And it's not even difficult. But I need your promise on the River Styx." "What?" Dionysus cried. "You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-is-i-said-and-it-s-not-even-difficult-but-i-need-your-promise-on/)

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> [Even Dionysus's welcome-home speech wasn't enough to dampen my spirits. "Yes, yes, so the little brat didn't get himself killed and now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/even-dionysus-s-welcome-home-speech-wasn-t-enough-to-dampen-my/)

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> [“Did someone just call me the wine dude ?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, please. Or Mr. Bacchus. Or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/did-someone-just-call-me-the-wine-dude-he-asked-in-a-lazy-drawl-it-s/)

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> [And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!" Mr.D turned hi eyes away from me and gave Nico…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/and-whoa-he-turned-to-mr-d-your-the-wine-dude-no-way-mr-d-turned-hi/)

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> [I turned and found Dionysus standing there, still in his black suit. Walk with me,” he said. Where to?” I asked suspiciously.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-turned-and-found-dionysus-standing-there-still-in-his-black-suit/)

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> [If I had my way," Dionysus said, "I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames. We'd sweep up the ashes and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/if-i-had-my-way-dionysus-said-i-would-cause-your-molecules-to-erupt/)

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> [You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine." Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/you-re-dionysus-i-said-the-god-of-wine-mr-d-rolled-his-eyes-what-do/)

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> [“And there, shimmering in the Mist right next to us, was the last person I wanted to see: Mr. D, wearing his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/and-there-shimmering-in-the-mist-right-next-to-us-was-the-last-person/)

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> [But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword. As a mortal, I was never a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/but-remember-boy-that-a-kind-act-can-sometimes-be-as-powerful-as-a-2/)

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> [Wonderful, Annabeth thought. Her own mother, the most levelheaded Olympian, was reduced to a raving, vicious scatterbrain in a subway station. And,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/wonderful-annabeth-thought-her-own-mother-the-most-levelheaded/)

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> [“The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?” The satyrs fell over themselves nodding and bowing. “Oh, yes,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/the-god-of-wine-looked-around-at-the-assembled-crowd-miss-me-the/)

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> [“Grover Underwood of the satyrs!" Dionysus called. Grover came forward nervously. "Oh, stop chewing your shirt," Dionysus chided. "Honestly, I'm not going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/grover-underwood-of-the-satyrs-dionysus-called-grover-came-forward/)

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> [“Perseus Jackson, I do expect you to refrain from causing any more trouble. " "Trouble?" I demanded. Dionysus snapped his fingers. A…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/perseus-jackson-i-do-expect-you-to-refrain-from-causing-any-more/)

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> [I knew Dionysus must've filled it out, because he stubbornly insisted on getting my name wrong: Dear \_\_\_\_\_\_\_Peter Johnson\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-knew-dionysus-must-ve-filled-it-out-because-he-stubbornly-insisted/)

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## More by Rick Riordan

> [“It made sense, and I felt kind of stupid. I’d been hanging around dryads”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-made-sense-and-i-felt-kind-of-stupid-i-d-been-hanging-around-dryads/)

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> [“That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/that-awkward-moment-when-you-jump-out-a-window-because-your-friend/)

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> [Oh, dear Hazel.” Aphrodite folded her fan. “Such optimism, yet you have heartrending days ahead of you. Of course war is coming. Love and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/oh-dear-hazel-aphrodite-folded-her-fan-such-optimism-yet-you-have/)

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> [Kids, if anything, are harder to write for because they are a more discerning audience. They will not stay with you if you go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/kids-if-anything-are-harder-to-write-for-because-they-are-a-more/)

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> [“He started toward the entrance. Seriously, how could he not? He stopped when he noticed the girl. She was kneeling in her vegetable garden,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-started-toward-the-entrance-seriously-how-could-he-not-he-stopped/)

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> [Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could-" said Percy "Percy... Chiron's collection!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hercules-used-noise-brass-bells-he-scared-them-away-with-the-most/)

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> [“When you take someone’s hand and lead them to Valhalla, you get a glimpse into their soul.” “Did that happen when you took me?”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/when-you-take-someone-s-hand-and-lead-them-to-valhalla-you-get-a/)

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> [“he didn’t look as good as Piper had last night after she’d suddenly been transformed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-didn-t-look-as-good-as-piper-had-last-night-after-she-d-suddenly/)

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> [There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/there-s-my-baby-i-cried-quite-carried-away-there-s-my-poochiekins/)

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> [“Leo plunked the cheese wheel in front of me. "Cut me a wedge of this, my good ma. Chop-chop!" I scowled at him. "Don't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/leo-plunked-the-cheese-wheel-in-front-of-me-cut-me-a-wedge-of-this-my/)

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> [It's all still about having a good story. You have to have a good story as your anchor, as your main focus. So for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/it-s-all-still-about-having-a-good-story-you-have-to-have-a-good/)

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> [I disobeyed Ra's wishes, and so he ordered my onw father, Shu-" "Hang on," I said. "Shoe?" "S-h-u," she said. "The god of the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/i-disobeyed-ra-s-wishes-and-so-he-ordered-my-onw-father-shu-hang-on-i/)

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> [“Nico knelt and picked it up. He regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. "If the others found out-" "If the others found…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/nico-knelt-and-picked-it-up-he-regarded-jason-as-if-waiting-for-an/)

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> [Wouldn't that put a twist in your toga?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/wouldn-t-that-put-a-twist-in-your-toga/)

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> [ \[Hazel\] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just had his… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/hazel-hissed-in-frustration-i-hate-eidolons-i-thought-piper-made-them/)

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                        "text": "I will deny I ever said this, of course, but the gods need heroes. They always have. Otherwise we would not keep you annoying little brats around.\" I feel so wanted. Thanks.",
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                        "text": "It is,\" I said. \"And it's not even difficult. But I need your promise on the River Styx.\" \"What?\" Dionysus cried. \"You don't trust us?\" \"Someone once told me,\" I said, looking at Hades, \"you should always get a solemn oath.\" Hades shrugged. \"Guilty.",
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                        "text": "Even Dionysus's welcome-home speech wasn't enough to dampen my spirits. \"Yes, yes, so the little brat didn't get himself killed and now he'll have an even bigger head. Well, huzzah for that. In other announcements, there will be no canoe races this Saturday…",
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                        "text": "And, whoa!\" He turned to Mr.D. \"Your the wine dude? No way!\" Mr.D turned hi eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. \"The wine dude?\" \"Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine!\" \"My figurine.\" \"In my game, Mythomagic. And holofoil card, too! And even though you've only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks your the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!\" \"Ah.\" Mr.D seemed truly perplexed, which probably saved my life. \"Well, that's...gratifying.",
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                        "text": "If I had my way,\" Dionysus said, \"I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames. We'd sweep up the ashes and be done with a lot of trouble. But Chiron seems to feel this would be against my mission at this cursed camp: to keep you little brats safe from harm.\" \"Spontaneous combustion is a form of harm, Mr. D,\" Chiron put in. \"Nonsense,\" Dionysus said. \"Boy wouldn't feel a thing. Nevertheless, I've agreed to restrain myself. I'm thinking of turning you into a dolphin instead, sending you back to your father.",
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                        "text": "You're Dionysus,\" I said. \"The god of wine.\" Mr. D rolled his eyes. \"What do they say these days, Grover? Do the children say 'Well duh!'?\" Y-yes, Mr. D.\" Then, well, duh! Percy Jackson. Did you think I was Aphrodite, perhaps?\" You're a god.\" Yes, child.\" A god. You.",
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                        "text": "“And there, shimmering in the Mist right next to us, was the last person I wanted to see: Mr. D, wearing his leopard-skin jogging suit and rummaging through the refrigerator. He looked up lazily. \"Do you mind?\" Where's Chiron!\" I shouted. How rude.\" Mr. D took a swig from a jug of grape juice. \"Is that how you say hello?\" Hello,\" I amended. \"We're about to die! Where's Chiron?”",
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