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> [Thank you for inviting me to your house, but I prefer to dine in the Greek restaurant at Wabash Avenue and 12th Street where I will be limited to finding dead flies in my soup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maxwell-bodenheim/thank-you-for-inviting-me-to-your-house-but-i-prefer-to-dine-in-the/)

[Maxwell Bodenheim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maxwell-bodenheim/)

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## More by Maxwell Bodenheim

> [H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L. Mencken - there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maxwell-bodenheim/h-l-mencken-suffers-from-the-hallucination-that-he-is-h-l-mencken/)

[Maxwell Bodenheim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maxwell-bodenheim/)

> [Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the color of the wind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maxwell-bodenheim/poetry-is-the-impish-attempt-to-paint-the-color-of-the-wind/)

[Maxwell Bodenheim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maxwell-bodenheim/)

> [Time is but a phantom dagger That motion lifts to slay itself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maxwell-bodenheim/time-is-but-a-phantom-dagger-that-motion-lifts-to-slay-itself/)

[Maxwell Bodenheim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maxwell-bodenheim/)

> [Reality is a formless lure, And only when we know this Do we dare to be unreal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maxwell-bodenheim/reality-is-a-formless-lure-and-only-when-we-know-this-do-we-dare-to/)

[Maxwell Bodenheim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maxwell-bodenheim/)

> [For me, poetry is an impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maxwell-bodenheim/for-me-poetry-is-an-impish-attempt-to-paint-the-colour-of-the-wind/)

[Maxwell Bodenheim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maxwell-bodenheim/)

> [Thank you for inviting me to your house, but I prefer to dine in the Greek restaurant at Wabash Avenue and 12th Street where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maxwell-bodenheim/thank-you-for-inviting-me-to-your-house-but-i-prefer-to-dine-in-the/)

[Maxwell Bodenheim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maxwell-bodenheim/)

> [Words are soldiers of fortune hired by different ideas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maxwell-bodenheim/words-are-soldiers-of-fortune-hired-by-different-ideas/)

[Maxwell Bodenheim](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maxwell-bodenheim/)

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