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> [I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/i-don-t-think-lesbians-should-be-allowed-to-use-dildos-afterall-they/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

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## More by Stewart Francis

> [Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/standing-in-the-park-i-was-wondering-why-a-frisbee-looks-larger-the/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/i-don-t-think-lesbians-should-be-allowed-to-use-dildos-afterall-they/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/i-saw-a-documentary-on-how-ships-are-kept-together-riveting/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/allyson-smith-reminds-me-of-a-younger-prettier-funnier-me-now-if-you/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/you-know-who-really-gives-kids-a-bad-name-posh-and-becks/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/my-dad-has-a-weird-hobby-he-collects-empty-bottles-which-sounds-so/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/so-what-if-i-can-t-spell-armaggedon-it-s-not-the-end-of-the-world/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/i-went-to-a-karaoke-bar-last-night-that-didn-t-play-any-70s-music-at/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/receiving-oral-sex-from-an-ugly-person-is-like-rock-climbing-you/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/kim-kardashian-is-saddled-with-a-huge-arse-but-enough-about-kanye-west/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/i-quit-my-job-at-the-helium-gas-factory-i-didn-t-like-being-spoken-to/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/even-though-i-m-proud-by-dad-invented-the-rear-view-mirror-we-re-not/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/so-what-if-i-cant-spell-armageddon-its-not-the-end-of-the-world/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

> [My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/my-father-is-schizophrenia-but-he-s-good-people/)

[Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/)

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