--- title: "7 Dildos Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 7 Dildos quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Dildos sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/056/john-wilmot-13308_dildos_bolloximian-my-pleasures-for-new-cunts-i_35678.jpg" --- > [“BOLLOXIMIAN: My pleasures for new cunts I will uphold, And have reserves of kindness for the old. I grant in absence dildo…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-wilmot/bolloximian-my-pleasures-for-new-cunts-i-will-uphold-and-have/) [John Wilmot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-wilmot/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/056/john-wilmot-13308_dildos_bolloximian-my-pleasures-for-new-cunts-i_35678.jpg) > [“Evie says, “It's not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.” I write: i know girls who say that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/evie-says-it-s-not-living-alone-if-you-keep-a-rifle-under-the-bed-i/) [Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/459/chuck-palahniuk-37_dildos_evie-says-it-s-not-living-alone-if-you-k_141879.jpg) > [I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stewart-francis/i-don-t-think-lesbians-should-be-allowed-to-use-dildos-afterall-they/) [Stewart Francis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stewart-francis/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b06/stewart-francis-34213_choices_i-don-t-think-lesbians-should-be-allowed_181495.png) > [“Did it matter that he was gay? That was one thing Dr Rutger hadn't asked him, but then, when he'd taken Joel…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/todd-young/did-it-matter-that-he-was-gay-that-was-one-thing-dr-rutger-hadn-t/) [Todd Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/todd-young/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fb/todd-young-6633_asked_did-it-matter-that-he-was-gay-that-was-o_281833.jpg) > [If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simon-jordan/if-i-see-another-david-gold-interview-on-the-poor-east-end-jewish-boy/) [Simon Jordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simon-jordan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8b4/simon-jordan-4959_boys_if-i-see-another-david-gold-interview-on_428933.png) > [A truck full of dildos is just Toys for Twats.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/a-truck-full-of-dildos-is-just-toys-for-twats/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3c5/nikhil-saluja-26_dildos_a-truck-full-of-dildos-is-just-toys-for_762373.jpg) > [“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/when-it-comes-to-sex-some-men-treat-women-as-objects-some-women-treat/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f7e/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_dating_when-it-comes-to-sex-some-men-treat-wome_2793621.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dildos/#itemlist", "name": "Dildos Quotes", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“BOLLOXIMIAN: My pleasures for new cunts I will uphold, And have reserves of kindness for the old. 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