--- title: "4 Diet Quotes By Tommy Cooper" description: "4 Diet quotes by Tommy Cooper. Plus more from Tommy Cooper and more Diet sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8f/tommy-cooper-8755_days_i-m-on-a-whisky-diet-last-week-i-lost-th_720362.jpg" --- > [I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/i-m-on-a-whisky-diet-last-week-i-lost-three-days/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8f/tommy-cooper-8755_days_i-m-on-a-whisky-diet-last-week-i-lost-th_720362.jpg) > [“I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/i-m-on-a-whisky-diet-i-ve-lost-three-days-already/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea1/tommy-cooper-8755_humour_i-m-on-a-whisky-diet-i-ve-lost-three-day_2031019.jpg) > [I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/i-m-on-a-whisky-diet-i-ve-lost-3-days-already/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b77/tommy-cooper-8755_beer_i-m-on-a-whisky-diet-i-ve-lost-3-days-al_2225681.jpg) > [I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/i-ve-been-on-the-whisky-diet-i-ve-already-lost-three-days/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb1/tommy-cooper-8755_diet_i-ve-been-on-the-whisky-diet-i-ve-alread_2946056.jpg) ## Other authors on Diet - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-joel-fuhrman-50613.jpg) Joel Fuhrman 24 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/joel-fuhrman/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b017/author-michael-pollan-67386.jpg) Michael Pollan 16 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/michael-pollan/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-dean-ornish-28256.jpg) Dean Ornish 12 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/dean-ornish/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b017/author-michael-greger-67130.jpg) Michael Greger 10 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/michael-greger/) - [Ella Woodward 10 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/ella-woodward/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-t-colin-campbell-88536.jpg) T. Colin Campbell 9 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/t-colin-campbell/) - [Mokokoma Mokhonoana 8 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-chloe-madeley-23313.jpg) Chloe Madeley 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/chloe-madeley/) - [Steven Magee 7 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/steven-magee/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b007/author-david-perlmutter-27840.jpg) David Perlmutter 7 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/david-perlmutter/) - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b020/author-robert-atkins-79501.jpg) Robert Atkins 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/robert-atkins/) - [Ori Hofmekler 6 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/ori-hofmekler/) ## More by Tommy Cooper > [It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/it-doesn-t-matter-how-many-times-the-audience-has-heard-it-before-if/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/two-blondes-walk-into-a-building-you-d-think-at-least-one-of-them/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fire place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/last-night-i-slept-like-a-log-i-woke-up-in-the-fire-place/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/a-blind-bloke-walks-into-a-shop-with-a-guide-dog-he-picks-the-dog-up/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/i-inherited-a-painting-and-a-violin-which-turned-out-to-be-a/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/last-night-i-dreamed-i-ate-a-ten-pound-marshmallow-and-when-i-woke-up/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/i-bought-some-hp-sauce-the-other-day-it-s-costing-me-6p-a-month-for/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/our-ice-cream-man-was-found-lying-on-the-floor-of-his-van-covered/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/gambling-has-brought-our-family-together-we-had-to-move-to-a-smaller/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/and-an-airplane-of-spittle-dived-into-the-sea-there-were-no-salivas/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/he-said-i-m-going-to-chop-off-the-bottom-of-one-of-your-trouser-legs/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/my-wife-said-take-me-in-your-arms-and-whisper-something-soft-and/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [Electricity is a wonderful thing. Do you realise that if we didn't have electricity, we'd be watching television by candle light?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/electricity-is-a-wonderful-thing-do-you-realise-that-if-we-didn-t/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/and-the-back-of-his-anorak-was-leaping-up-and-down-and-people-were/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/went-to-the-corner-shop-bought-4-corners/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/diet/tommy-cooper/#itemlist", "name": "4 Diet Quotes By Tommy Cooper", "numberOfItems": 4, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tommy Cooper" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/i-m-on-a-whisky-diet-last-week-i-lost-three-days/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8f/tommy-cooper-8755_days_i-m-on-a-whisky-diet-last-week-i-lost-th_720362.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8f/tommy-cooper-8755_days_i-m-on-a-whisky-diet-last-week-i-lost-th_720362.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c8f/tommy-cooper-8755_days_i-m-on-a-whisky-diet-last-week-i-lost-th_720362.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!” — Tommy Cooper", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I'm on a whisky diet. 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