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title: "3 Diet Cokes Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Diet Cokes quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Diet Cokes sayings and thoughts."
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> [Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/rock-stars-hawking-diet-cokes-are-demons-set-loose-on-the-earth-to/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/23d/bill-hicks-970_child-of-god_rock-stars-hawking-diet-cokes-are-demons_1949926.jpg)

> [There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-daly/there-are-probably-some-things-i-could-do-to-keep-my-flexibility-up/)

[John Daly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-daly/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff3/john-daly-3138_coke_there-are-probably-some-things-i-could-d_2792344.png)

> [Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/recently-i-quit-caffeine-my-doctor-seems-to-think-that-17-diet-cokes/)

[Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0e/scott-adams-666_caffeine_recently-i-quit-caffeine-my-doctor-seems_3012901.jpg)

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