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title: "83 Diet coke Quotes by 73 authors"
description: "Browse 83 Diet coke quotes by 73 authors. Discover the best Diet coke sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f6/jay-leno-210_coke_diet-coke-with-lemon-didn-t-that-used-to_1476560.png"
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> [Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/diet-coke-with-lemon-didn-t-that-used-to-be-called-pledge/)

[Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/)

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> [I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-lagerfeld/i-drink-diet-coke-from-the-minute-i-get-up-to-the-minute-i-go-to-bed/)

[Karl Lagerfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-lagerfeld/)

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> [“Diet Coke destroys tooth enamel as much as meth and crack cocaine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-crane/diet-coke-destroys-tooth-enamel-as-much-as-meth-and-crack-cocaine/)

[Shelly Crane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-crane/)

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> [Drinks-wise, I stick to water, sometimes a Diet Coke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steph-mcgovern/drinks-wise-i-stick-to-water-sometimes-a-diet-coke/)

[Steph McGovern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steph-mcgovern/)

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> [If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karl-lehenbauer/if-diet-coke-did-not-exist-it-would-have-been-neccessary-to-invent-it/)

[Karl Lehenbauer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karl-lehenbauer/)

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> [I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabriel-iglesias/i-drink-diet-coke-so-i-can-eat-regular-cake/)

[Gabriel Iglesias](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabriel-iglesias/)

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> [I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlie-sheen/i-wonder-if-fat-drug-dealers-sell-diet-coke/)

[Charlie Sheen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlie-sheen/)

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> [I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donald-trump/i-have-never-seen-a-thin-person-drinking-diet-coke/)

[Donald Trump](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donald-trump/)

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> [Rock stars hawking Diet Cokes--are demons set loose on the Earth to lower the standards for the perfect & holy children of God!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-hicks/rock-stars-hawking-diet-cokes-are-demons-set-loose-on-the-earth-to/)

[Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-hicks/)

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> [“I am fairly certain that I was the first Seven Sisters grad to eat duck liver chased with a Diet Coke in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/piper-kerman/i-am-fairly-certain-that-i-was-the-first-seven-sisters-grad-to-eat/)

[Piper Kerman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/piper-kerman/)

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> [A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories. Don't be too hard on yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-big-mac-large-fries-and-a-diet-coke-you-must-really-be-watching/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-shatner/i-love-to-go-to-a-movie-get-a-diet-coke-and-a-barrel-of-popcorn-and/)

[William Shatner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-shatner/)

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> [“It’s not really wine,” he said. “It’s Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-echols/it-s-not-really-wine-he-said-it-s-diet-coke-and-if-anyone-ever-serves/)

[Jennifer Echols](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-echols/)

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> [Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/mr-d-grover-asked-timidly-if-you-re-not-going-to-eat-it-could-i-have/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-daly/this-fitness-thing-is-blown-out-of-proportion-what-am-i-going-to-do/)

[John Daly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-daly/)

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> [I have a completely addictive personality. Diet Coke is my last - God, I know people counting days off Diet Coke; I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-karr/i-have-a-completely-addictive-personality-diet-coke-is-my-last-god-i/)

[Mary Karr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-karr/)

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> [He was rewarded with a silver-and-red can of soda. He brandished it at the dolphin warriors as if spraying them with bug…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/he-was-rewarded-with-a-silver-and-red-can-of-soda-he-brandished-it-at/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [Recently I quit caffeine. My doctor seems to think that 17 Diet Cokes per day is too much. In case you ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scott-adams/recently-i-quit-caffeine-my-doctor-seems-to-think-that-17-diet-cokes/)

[Scott Adams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scott-adams/)

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> [Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/thanks-to-modern-medical-advances-such-as-antibiotics-nasal-spray-and/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

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> [I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and I've been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diablo-cody/i-absolutely-relate-to-being-alone-in-squalor-trying-to-come-up-with/)

[Diablo Cody](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diablo-cody/)

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> [I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, 'How did…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-pattinson/i-was-just-taking-out-my-trash-and-i-had-like-300-cans-of-diet-coke/)

[Robert Pattinson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-pattinson/)

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> [Everyone seems to think I'm very ladylike. That I'm very cultured and intelligent. I drink alot of Diet Coke and belch. I've…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helena-bonham-carter/everyone-seems-to-think-i-m-very-ladylike-that-i-m-very-cultured-and/)

[Helena Bonham Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helena-bonham-carter/)

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> [“I called room service wearing nothing but a towel. I’d almost forgotten. I ordered a pot of coffee, sugar, and cream. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurell-k-hamilton/i-called-room-service-wearing-nothing-but-a-towel-i-d-almost/)

[Laurell K. Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurell-k-hamilton/)

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> [We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we? I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ellen-degeneres/we-stock-up-on-popcorn-and-candy-like-we-re-crossing-the-sierras-don/)

[Ellen DeGeneres](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ellen-degeneres/)

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> [“In the information age, the barriers just aren’t there,” he said. “The barriers are self-imposed. If you want to set off and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-kushner/in-the-information-age-the-barriers-just-aren-t-there-he-said-the/)

[David Kushner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-kushner/)

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> [I don’t like water. I drink Diet Coke. Nor do I smoke, or drink alcohol or even sip a café. I don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emmanuelle-alt/i-don-t-like-water-i-drink-diet-coke-nor-do-i-smoke-or-drink-alcohol/)

[Emmanuelle Alt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emmanuelle-alt/)

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> [“Percy stormed over to the magical cooler. No one tried to stop him. He knocked open the lid and rummaged throught the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/percy-stormed-over-to-the-magical-cooler-no-one-tried-to-stop-him-he/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [“Are you kidnapping me?" He side-eyes me and laughs. "By george, I think she's got it."  "Fine," I say. "But could you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carly-syms/are-you-kidnapping-me-he-side-eyes-me-and-laughs-by-george-i-think/)

Carly Syms

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> [ In the information age, the barriers \[to entry into programming\] just aren't there. The barriers are self imposed. If you want to… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-carmack/in-the-information-age-the-barriers-to-entry-into-programming-just/)

[John Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-carmack/)

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> [“If you ever meet me, you will notice that I am a very simple person. I prefer Diet Coke over merlot. A…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jos-n-harris/if-you-ever-meet-me-you-will-notice-that-i-am-a-very-simple-person-i/)

[José N. Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jos-n-harris/)

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> [In the two months I had also dated Justin Fellowes, this guy in my Spanish class, though after three weeks we decided…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/deb-caletti/in-the-two-months-i-had-also-dated-justin-fellowes-this-guy-in-my/)

[Deb Caletti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/deb-caletti/)

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> [“Nev tossed his pen down. “Fine. Here goes: Ren and Cals lives may be torrid for the young ones in Vail are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-cremer/nev-tossed-his-pen-down-fine-here-goes-ren-and-cals-lives-may-be/)

[Andrea Cremer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-cremer/)

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> [“Time is weird. That much is obvious. Sometimes I think everything happens at once, which is anything but obvious and even weirder.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcelo-figueras/time-is-weird-that-much-is-obvious-sometimes-i-think-everything/)

[Marcelo Figueras](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcelo-figueras/)

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> [“Back in bed I listen to every sound. The plastic tarp over the table on the balcony crunching in the cold wind.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-kilmer-purcell/back-in-bed-i-listen-to-every-sound-the-plastic-tarp-over-the-table/)

[Josh Kilmer-Purcell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-kilmer-purcell/)

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> [“I stared at Jim in horror, my skin crawling. “A Guardian banished me. Me! But I’m a Guardian. Can we banish each other? Oh,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-macalister/i-stared-at-jim-in-horror-my-skin-crawling-a-guardian-banished-me-me/)

[Katie MacAlister](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-macalister/)

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> [I love Diet Coke, I drink Diet Coke... What girl doesn't like to have a Diet Coke?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-willoughby/i-love-diet-coke-i-drink-diet-coke-what-girl-doesn-t-like-to-have-a/)

[Holly Willoughby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-willoughby/)

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> [The news called it crack, I called it diet coke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pusha-t-clipse/the-news-called-it-crack-i-called-it-diet-coke/)

[Pusha T (Clipse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pusha-t-clipse/)

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> [I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/helena-bonham-carter/i-drink-a-lot-of-diet-coke-and-belch-i-ve-been-known-to-use-the-f-word/)

[Helena Bonham Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/helena-bonham-carter/)

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> [“The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/the-god-s-chosen-beverage-tremble-before-the-horror-of-diet-coke/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [“If someone were crushed to death trying to get a frosty can of Diet Coke, it wouldn't be my fault. I'd tried…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eileen-cook/if-someone-were-crushed-to-death-trying-to-get-a-frosty-can-of-diet/)

[Eileen Cook](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eileen-cook/)

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                        "text": "We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we? I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? You don't have a barrel or anything like that? Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? - Oh, and a Diet Coke.",
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                        "text": "I don’t like water. I drink Diet Coke. Nor do I smoke, or drink alcohol or even sip a café. I don’t look after myself. I don’t do yoga, Pilates, those things. I hate physical effort, I don’t run anywhere, but I am super-energetic. Make-up? I just black my eyes and that’s it. My hair? I get it cut on set (fashion shoots), I never go to a hairdresser. I’m not sure I’m French. You think I’m not smart enough?",
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                        "text": "“Are you kidnapping me?\" He side-eyes me and laughs. \"By george, I think she's got it.\"  \"Fine,\" I say. \"But could you just make sure I have my own bed wherever you're taking me? I really need to sleep. Oh, and in six weeks, this cast has to come off. And I get hostile when I don't get my daily diet coke.\"  \"You're awfully demanding for someone who's just been taken hostage.\"  \"You're the moron who thought I'd make a good prisoner.”",
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                        "text": "In the information age, the barriers [to entry into programming] just aren't there. The barriers are self imposed. If you want to set off and go develop some grand new thing, you don't need millions of dollars of capitalization. You need enough pizza and Diet Coke to stick in your refrigerator, a cheap PC to work on, and the dedication to go through with it. We slept on floors. We waded across rivers.",
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                        "text": "In the two months I had also dated Justin Fellowes, this guy in my Spanish class, though after three weeks we decided we should \"see other people,\" which in my case was a joke, but it beat hearing him remark on everything I ate. 'I don't know why girls are always on a diet,' he'd say when I ordered a Diet Coke, and 'You should watch your starch intake' when I had a muffin.",
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                        "text": "“Time is weird. That much is obvious. Sometimes I think everything happens at once, which is anything but obvious and even weirder. I feel sorry for people who brag about 'living in the moment'; they're like people who come into the cinema after the film has started or people who drink Diet Coke—they're missing out on the best part. I think time is like the dial on a radio. Most people like to settle on a station with a clear signal and no interference. But that doesn't mean you can't listen to two or even three stations at the same time; it doesn't mean synchrony is impossible. Until quite recently, people believed it was impossible for a universe to fit inside two atoms, but it fits. Why dismiss the idea that on time's radio you can listen to the entire history of humanity simultaneously?”",
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                        "text": "“I stared at Jim in horror, my skin crawling. “A Guardian banished me. Me! But I’m a Guardian. Can we banish each other? Oh, crap!” Jim nodded. “You’re not just a Guardian, you’re a Guardian Plus! Now with extra ‘prince of Abaddon’ cleaning power.” I’d like to point out—the dark power’s voice started to say. “I have enough on my plate right now!” I snapped at it. The voice sulked into silence. “Yeah, well, you may just have to deal with it,” Jim said, moseying over to where I’d been standing. “What were you looking for?” “I can’t believe another Guardian banished me just because I happen to be a prince of Abaddon. There should be some rule about not banishing demon lords who are also Guardians.” Jim cocked an eyebrow. “Like you think this is a normal situation?” “Normal? I don’t even know what’s normal anymore,” I fumed, marching around the room while wringing my hands. “And now look, I’m wringing my hands. Have you ever known me to be a hand-wringer? I detest the sort of woman who wrings her hands! It signifies weakness, and lack of coherence, and a totally unprofessional attitude!” “And if we know anything about you, it’s that you’re a professional, and you’re confident,” Jim said, nosing a spot on the floor. “Damn straight I am!” I yelled, forcing my hands apart so they couldn’t wring themselves. “Look, they’re trying to do it again. It’s like my hands are possessed or something! Dear god, it’s the dark power. The dark power has taken over my hands and is trying to wring me into insanity!” “Is this little drama going to take long? ’Cause if it is, I want popcorn and a Diet Coke with extra ice.” “You’re not going to like where I put the popcorn and extra ice,” I said, ignoring my possessed hands to glare at the demon with much intent. Jim’s eyes widened as it backed away. “You’ve got that evil, slightly insane look down pat. Have you been practicing? We’re talking seriously scary, Ash. Hannibal-Lecter-has-nothing-on-you sort of scary.” “Enough banter from you, buster,” I said, trying to pull myself together. “Let’s go over this situation again calmly. One: the dark power has taken over my hands.” I have not! “Not listening! Two: there is a Guardian out there who can banish me at will. Which means that every other Guardian can probably do the same. Lovely. Just what I need—more people trying to do me in.” I slumped down into a chair and thought seriously about crying, but dropped that thought when my hands crept to ward each other.”",
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