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> [Take the time to smell the roses. Sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee and die.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/take-the-time-to-smell-the-roses-sooner-or-later-you-ll-inhale-a-bee/)

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> [Does anyone ever shudder with the crap that you pulled off and didn't die?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/does-anyone-ever-shudder-with-the-crap-that-you-pulled-off-and-didn-t/)

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> [Pope John Paul didn't die - he pre-boarded.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/pope-john-paul-didn-t-die-he-pre-boarded/)

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> [My father thrives on fear. You know that prayer If I should die before I wake? I had sheets that said that!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/my-father-thrives-on-fear-you-know-that-prayer-if-i-should-die-before/)

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> [Anyone look back at their high school career and just shudder at what you got away with and didn't die?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/anyone-look-back-at-their-high-school-career-and-just-shudder-at-what/)

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> [Many massacres have happened when people yell "surprise"! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. I was there, man!…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/many-massacres-have-happened-when-people-yell-surprise-pearl-harbor/)

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> [Being a parent is a life sentence. From the day that kid is born until the day you die and then some.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/being-a-parent-is-a-life-sentence-from-the-day-that-kid-is-born-until/)

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> [In 1998, in Laramie, Wyoming, two guys beat up Matthew Shepard and left him on the side of the road hanging on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/in-1998-in-laramie-wyoming-two-guys-beat-up-matthew-shepard-and-left/)

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> [How far would you go for someone you love ? Well, when my grandkids ask me how I pledged my love to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/how-far-would-you-go-for-someone-you-love-well-when-my-grandkids-ask/)

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> [Normal people, fear the day their parents die. Screwed up people, fear the day their parents kill. My mum killed a guy,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/normal-people-fear-the-day-their-parents-die-screwed-up-people-fear/)

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> [Normal people, fear the day their parents die. Screwed up people, fear that their parents are going to live forever. Showing up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/normal-people-fear-the-day-their-parents-die-screwed-up-people-fear-2/)

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> [If you want something bad enough, you've got to make a bold move. Just make sure you clear the bold move with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/if-you-want-something-bad-enough-you-ve-got-to-make-a-bold-move-just/)

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## Other authors on Dies

## More by Christopher Titus

> [My father thrives on fear. You know that prayer If I should die before I wake? I had sheets that said that!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/my-father-thrives-on-fear-you-know-that-prayer-if-i-should-die-before/)

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> [Ladies, if you're at the mall and you think your man is looking at other girls just remember: If your man is at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/ladies-if-you-re-at-the-mall-and-you-think-your-man-is-looking-at/)

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> [I find that Americans are all in the middle somewhere, except for the extreme nuts, and extreme nuts on both sides are the loudest.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/i-find-that-americans-are-all-in-the-middle-somewhere-except-for-the/)

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> [My father? A hard drinking man from the 70's. We actually have no pictures of my dad where he is not holding a beer.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/my-father-a-hard-drinking-man-from-the-70-s-we-actually-have-no/)

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> [Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every relationship after…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/everybody-i-ve-ever-met-was-destroyed-by-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex/)

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> [Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/psychiatrist-are-like-mind-hookers-give-them-200-dollars-and-they/)

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> [All of Dad's relationships ended exactly the same: subpoena, beep of a moving van backing up the driveway, pile of his clothes burning on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/all-of-dad-s-relationships-ended-exactly-the-same-subpoena-beep-of-a/)

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> [Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/texas-is-a-hell-hole-man-dirt-cactus-lizards-dirt-cactus-the-bush/)

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> [Sometimes failure makes your future because you set the past on fire.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/sometimes-failure-makes-your-future-because-you-set-the-past-on-fire/)

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> [When you are a screwed up person, you have a responsibility to keep your normal friends from getting walked on. 'Cos, how bad could…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/when-you-are-a-screwed-up-person-you-have-a-responsibility-to-keep/)

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> [If you're a racist, right now, in 2011... You just look like a retard, man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/if-you-re-a-racist-right-now-in-2011-you-just-look-like-a-retard-man/)

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> [Why should I learn English? I'm never going to England. Shah, pffff, ur, doy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/why-should-i-learn-english-i-m-never-going-to-england-shah-pffff-ur/)

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> [Passion, manners, and 80 ounces of beer will win the heart of any woman. And if it doesn't, you'll be too hammered to remember.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/passion-manners-and-80-ounces-of-beer-will-win-the-heart-of-any-woman/)

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> [The most powerful person in your life is the one that knows all your secrets and all your lies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/the-most-powerful-person-in-your-life-is-the-one-that-knows-all-your/)

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> [Haiti fell over? Who built Haiti? Two of the three little pigs?!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-titus/haiti-fell-over-who-built-haiti-two-of-the-three-little-pigs/)

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