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title: "2 Die Laughing Quotes By Jeanne Calment"
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> [I think I will die laughing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/i-think-i-will-die-laughing/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ea/jeanne-calment-21326_comedy_i-think-i-will-die-laughing-509571_509571.png)

> [Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/always-keep-a-smile-i-attribute-my-long-life-to-that-i-believe-i-will/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/206/jeanne-calment-21326_attributes_always-keep-a-smile-i-attribute-my-long_3192464.png)

## More by Jeanne Calment

> [I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/i-have-legs-of-iron-but-to-tell-you-the-truth-they-re-starting-to/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [I'm not afraid of anything.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/i-m-not-afraid-of-anything/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [I think I will die laughing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/i-think-i-will-die-laughing/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/i-ve-only-got-one-wrinkle-and-i-m-sitting-on-it/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/i-took-pleasure-when-i-could-i-acted-clearly-and-morally-and-without/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/if-you-can-t-do-anything-about-it-don-t-worry-about-it/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [I'd like to go to the Moon.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/i-d-like-to-go-to-the-moon/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [Wit doesn't make girls pretty.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/wit-doesn-t-make-girls-pretty/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/i-never-wear-mascara-i-laugh-until-i-cry-too-often/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [I didn't like mundane life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/i-didn-t-like-mundane-life/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/when-i-m-laid-in-my-coffin-i-want-you-to-put-a-picture-of-my/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [I wait for death and journalists.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/i-wait-for-death-and-journalists/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [I've been forgotten by our Good Lord.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/i-ve-been-forgotten-by-our-good-lord/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [ \[On being the oldest living human being:\] God must have forgotten me. ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/on-being-the-oldest-living-human-being-god-must-have-forgotten-me/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

> [Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeanne-calment/always-keep-your-smile-that-s-how-i-explain-my-long-life/)

[Jeanne Calment](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeanne-calment/)

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