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title: "8 Die Hell Quotes by 8 authors"
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> [“I would rather die and to go hell than wake up one day and find myself an inmate in that guesthouse of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ali-smith/i-would-rather-die-and-to-go-hell-than-wake-up-one-day-and-find/)

[Ali Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ali-smith/)

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> [Where does your soul go, when you die in Hell?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ursula-k-le-guin/where-does-your-soul-go-when-you-die-in-hell/)

[Ursula K. Le Guin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ursula-k-le-guin/)

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> [“My prayer is that when I die, all of hell rejoices that I am out of the fight.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cs-lewis/my-prayer-is-that-when-i-die-all-of-hell-rejoices-that-i-am-out-of/)

[CS Lewis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cs-lewis/)

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> [“You are mortal. You age, you die. If that is not hell, pray tell me, what is?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/you-are-mortal-you-age-you-die-if-that-is-not-hell-pray-tell-me-what/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8cb/cassandra-clare-9_age_you-are-mortal-you-age-you-die-if-that-i_1749341.jpg)

> [When I die and go to hell, the devil is going to make me the marketing director for a cola company. I’ll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yvon-chouinard/when-i-die-and-go-to-hell-the-devil-is-going-to-make-me-the-marketing/)

[Yvon Chouinard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yvon-chouinard/)

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> [You don't have to die to go to hell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tess-gerritsen/you-don-t-have-to-die-to-go-to-hell/)

[Tess Gerritsen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tess-gerritsen/)

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> [“Most people have to die to get to Hell. I took a shortcut.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-klavan/most-people-have-to-die-to-get-to-hell-i-took-a-shortcut/)

[Andrew Klavan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-klavan/)

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> [If I die and gO tO heLL and satan asks me wat wud be my Last wish, i wiLL gO up fOR…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-i-die-and-go-to-hell-and-satan-asks-me-wat-wud-be-my-last-wish-i/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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