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> [I'd rather DIE than go to heaven.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/i-d-rather-die-than-go-to-heaven/)

Brendon Small

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## More by Brendon Small

> [I think Berklee College of Music had the highest dropout rate of any college - or pretend college - in the United States. Because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/i-think-berklee-college-of-music-had-the-highest-dropout-rate-of-any/)

Brendon Small

> [“Can you use this for soup?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/can-you-use-this-for-soup/)

Brendon Small

> [I'd rather DIE than go to heaven.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/i-d-rather-die-than-go-to-heaven/)

Brendon Small

> [Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brendon-small/marriage-is-only-good-for-two-things-tax-breaks-and-adultery/)

Brendon Small

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