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title: "2 Did Kangaroo Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and punched her in the head and caused a cerebral hemorrhage, so I thought I'd move to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/colin-mochrie/my-mother-on-her-death-bed-told-me-where-the-hell-did-that-kangaroo/)

[Colin Mochrie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/colin-mochrie/)

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> [“We know that there are many animals on this continent not found in the Old World. These must have been carried from here to the ark, and then brought back afterwards. Were the peccary, armadillo, ant-eater, sloth, agouti, vampire-bat, marmoset,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-g-ingersoll/we-know-that-there-are-many-animals-on-this-continent-not-found-in/)

[Robert G. Ingersoll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-g-ingersoll/)

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