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title: "7 Did Chicken Quotes by 7 authors"
description: "Browse 7 Did Chicken quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Did Chicken sayings and thoughts."
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> [Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the \*\*\*\* he's doing](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thom-yorke/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-because-he-s-a-goddamn-chicken-he/)

[Thom Yorke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thom-yorke/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/763/thom-yorke-979_chicken_why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-becau_203998.jpg)

> [Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-truett-cathy/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-prove-to-the-possum-that-it/)

[S. Truett Cathy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-truett-cathy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c5/s-truett-cathy-10018_chicken_why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-pr_399736.jpg)

> [My friends ask me why I'm so serious, all I said Bitch, I just got surgery. If I laugh it'll hurt. All…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cj/my-friends-ask-me-why-i-m-so-serious-all-i-said-bitch-i-just-got/)

[CJ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cj/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9c/cj-15887_best-friend_my-friends-ask-me-why-i-m-so-serious-all_699522.jpg)

> [Why did the chicken cross the road?????](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/)

[Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59c/alla-7938_journey_why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-90307_903079.jpg)

> [“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/poor-dearest-i-suppose-i-better-be-a-useful-husband-and-figure-out/)

[Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c90/chessela-helm-17451_marriage_poor-dearest-i-suppose-i-better-be-a-use_1213842.jpg)

> [Mom: why did the chicken cross the road.? Me: because you didn't fucking cook it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/mom-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-me-because-you-didn-t-fucking/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b7/anonymous-1_chicken_mom-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-m_2862521.jpg)

> [Why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHERE SIDE](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alice-jane/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-get-to-the-othere-side/)

[Alice Jane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alice-jane/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/913/alice-jane-25526_chicken_why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-to-ge_3017366.jpg)

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