--- title: "1 Did Chicken Quotes By Chessela Helm" description: "1 Did Chicken quotes by Chessela Helm. Plus more from Chessela Helm and more Did Chicken sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c90/chessela-helm-17451_marriage_poor-dearest-i-suppose-i-better-be-a-use_1213842.jpg" --- > [“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the road?” he asked. “Because anything it wanted was on the other side of a dangerous pathway…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/poor-dearest-i-suppose-i-better-be-a-useful-husband-and-figure-out/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c90/chessela-helm-17451_marriage_poor-dearest-i-suppose-i-better-be-a-use_1213842.jpg) ## More by Chessela Helm > [“Thomas was the person who really brought out the best in her. And he cared about her for her own sake. It was her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/thomas-was-the-person-who-really-brought-out-the-best-in-her-and-he/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“He knew it was stupid to say he was falling in love with her. They had only known each other for a week. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/he-knew-it-was-stupid-to-say-he-was-falling-in-love-with-her-they-had/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“Now this is a feeling I could get used to. A beautiful girl draped across my thighs and a better high than any drug…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/now-this-is-a-feeling-i-could-get-used-to-a-beautiful-girl-draped/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“What? I like flesh. I’m a werewolf. It’s not like I’m going to be a vegetarian.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/what-i-like-flesh-i-m-a-werewolf-it-s-not-like-i-m-going-to-be-a/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“We vampires are just so sick of misinformation. We’re not undead. We don’t have a problem with sunlight. Or garlic. Or silver and crosses…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/we-vampires-are-just-so-sick-of-misinformation-we-re-not-undead-we/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“Are you going to count me on the census form?” “Sure. Ghost squatter, quantity of one. Sex male, race Caucasian, age dead. That’ll really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/are-you-going-to-count-me-on-the-census-form-sure-ghost-squatter/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“Death isn’t about endings, or beginnings, it’s about taking the next step on a long road to finding out what humanity really means. It’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/death-isn-t-about-endings-or-beginnings-it-s-about-taking-the-next/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“Love, he reminded himself. You love her madly. This was the madly part.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/love-he-reminded-himself-you-love-her-madly-this-was-the-madly-part/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“She considered telling him to speak less, but she thought it would be better to ease him into that preference. Wait until he was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/she-considered-telling-him-to-speak-less-but-she-thought-it-would-be/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“I just went on a date with a loopy new age witch who read my aura and took me to a play that critiqued…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/i-just-went-on-a-date-with-a-loopy-new-age-witch-who-read-my-aura-and/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/poor-dearest-i-suppose-i-better-be-a-useful-husband-and-figure-out/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“It had taken him a few months to figure out that they were right for each other, but now that conclusion seemed inarguable. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/it-had-taken-him-a-few-months-to-figure-out-that-they-were-right-for/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“She was apparently dressed as Little Red Riding Hood, all grown up. He certainly felt like the Big Bad Wolf looking at her. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/she-was-apparently-dressed-as-little-red-riding-hood-all-grown-up-he/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“What do you call Georgie?” Hideo asked Azkadek. “I haven’t called her anything other than her name,” Azkadek said, feeling a little lame. “You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/what-do-you-call-georgie-hideo-asked-azkadek-i-haven-t-called-her/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) > [“It all seemed so incredibly unlikely. Girl buys house. Girl meets boy. Boy haunts house. Girl doesn’t know what the f\*\*\* to do.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chessela-helm/it-all-seemed-so-incredibly-unlikely-girl-buys-house-girl-meets-boy/) [Chessela Helm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chessela-helm/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/did-chicken/chessela-helm/#itemlist", "name": "1 Did Chicken Quotes By Chessela Helm", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the road?” he asked. “Because anything it wanted was on the other side of a dangerous pathway that could kill it at any time?” asked Lisette. “Errm, no. 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