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> [“Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-messidoro/oh-my-every-illegal-swear-word-in-the-dictionary-god-what-is-it-with/)

[Diane Messidoro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-messidoro/)

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## More by Diane Messidoro

> [“Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-messidoro/oh-my-every-illegal-swear-word-in-the-dictionary-god-what-is-it-with/)

[Diane Messidoro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-messidoro/)

> [“Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-messidoro/daniel-craig-is-sitting-on-a-carrot-jude-law-is-sitting-on-daniel/)

[Diane Messidoro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-messidoro/)

> [“I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-messidoro/i-would-have-to-hide-in-the-jungle-and-live-wild-amoung-the-pandas/)

[Diane Messidoro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-messidoro/)

> [“It was defiantly the most gorgeous voice i'd ever heard. It belonged to The rudest Most Despicable Boy I've Ever Met.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-messidoro/it-was-defiantly-the-most-gorgeous-voice-i-d-ever-heard-it-belonged/)

[Diane Messidoro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-messidoro/)

> [“I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-messidoro/i-love-watching-people-s-faces-when-i-say-i-live-with-my-daughter-and/)

[Diane Messidoro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-messidoro/)

> [“He raised one eyebrow. Infuriatingly. Then he looked me up and down, but not in a meaningful way like Jake used to, more as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-messidoro/he-raised-one-eyebrow-infuriatingly-then-he-looked-me-up-and-down-but/)

[Diane Messidoro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-messidoro/)

> [“I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-messidoro/i-was-not-dressed-crazily-i-was-dressed-as-a-horse-and-for-a-very/)

[Diane Messidoro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-messidoro/)

> [“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-messidoro/lying-in-bed-with-johnny-depp-sussing-out-which-males-are-what-kind/)

[Diane Messidoro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-messidoro/)

> [“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-messidoro/when-johnny-depp-saw-it-he-was-so-excited-he-fluffed-up-to-twice-his/)

[Diane Messidoro](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-messidoro/)

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