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> [“I've seen pictures of their dicks so I know I can trust them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mykle-hansen/i-ve-seen-pictures-of-their-dicks-so-i-know-i-can-trust-them/)

[Mykle Hansen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mykle-hansen/)

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## More by Mykle Hansen

> [“But three cheers for Alaska, they've got 24-hour hot fucking bear delivery. Note to self: Nuke Alaska.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mykle-hansen/but-three-cheers-for-alaska-they-ve-got-24-hour-hot-fucking-bear/)

[Mykle Hansen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mykle-hansen/)

> [“I've seen pictures of their dicks so I know I can trust them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mykle-hansen/i-ve-seen-pictures-of-their-dicks-so-i-know-i-can-trust-them/)

[Mykle Hansen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mykle-hansen/)

> [“We've tried to live in balance with nature long enough. This time nature went too far. As soon as you and your fiance are…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mykle-hansen/we-ve-tried-to-live-in-balance-with-nature-long-enough-this-time/)

[Mykle Hansen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mykle-hansen/)

> [“As long as there are things and idiots, idiots will break things.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mykle-hansen/as-long-as-there-are-things-and-idiots-idiots-will-break-things/)

[Mykle Hansen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mykle-hansen/)

> [“If I was a worrier I'd worry, but not being a worrier I'm just sort of confused and pissed off.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mykle-hansen/if-i-was-a-worrier-i-d-worry-but-not-being-a-worrier-i-m-just-sort-of/)

[Mykle Hansen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mykle-hansen/)

> [“Kids today, they can't even read unless it's spelled wrong on a phone.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mykle-hansen/kids-today-they-can-t-even-read-unless-it-s-spelled-wrong-on-a-phone/)

[Mykle Hansen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mykle-hansen/)

> [“Some managers hire people they're excited to work with. I prefer to hire people I'm excited to dominate.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mykle-hansen/some-managers-hire-people-they-re-excited-to-work-with-i-prefer-to/)

[Mykle Hansen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mykle-hansen/)

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