--- title: "1 Dicks Quotes By Louis CK" description: "1 Dicks quotes by Louis CK. Plus more from Louis CK and more Dicks sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04b/louis-ck-31934_dicks_suck-a-bag-of-dicks-623739_623739.jpg" --- > [Suck a bag of dicks!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/suck-a-bag-of-dicks/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04b/louis-ck-31934_dicks_suck-a-bag-of-dicks-623739_623739.jpg) ## More by Louis CK > [Sorry, Americans only buy things that come from suffering. They just enjoy it more when they know someones getting hurt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/sorry-americans-only-buy-things-that-come-from-suffering-they-just/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [You're all gonna die. Then you'll be dead for way longer than you're alive, like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/you-re-all-gonna-die-then-you-ll-be-dead-for-way-longer-than-you-re/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [Suck a bag of dicks!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/suck-a-bag-of-dicks/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [How many advantages can one person have? I'm a white man!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/how-many-advantages-can-one-person-have-i-m-a-white-man/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [When girls go wild, they show their tits to people. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/when-girls-go-wild-they-show-their-tits-to-people-when-women-go-wild/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/they-charged-me-15-dollars-that-s-how-much-it-costs-to-only-have-20/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [Im bored is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/im-bored-is-a-useless-thing-to-say-i-mean-you-live-in-a-great-big/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he'll leave you as a human being intact. He won't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/a-man-will-cut-your-arm-off-and-throw-it-in-a-river-but-he-ll-leave/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughedinto my mouth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/last-week-i-got-a-flu-that-i-caught-cause-my-daughter-coughedinto-my/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [I'm buying a Cinnabonat the airportI arrived at. You understand why that's extra disgusting, right? Because when you're at the airport you're leaving from,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/i-m-buying-a-cinnabonat-the-airporti-arrived-at-you-understand-why/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [My dick is too aware that your pussy is a chamber of financial ruin!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/my-dick-is-too-aware-that-your-pussy-is-a-chamber-of-financial-ruin/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/the-meal-is-not-over-when-i-m-full-the-meal-is-over-when-i-hate-myself/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > ['I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. And even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/i-m-bored-is-a-useless-thing-to-say-you-live-in-a-great-big-vast-3/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [I really think it's crazy that we hit our kids. It really is. Here's the crazy part about it. inds are the only people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/i-really-think-it-s-crazy-that-we-hit-our-kids-it-really-is-here-s/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) > [Look, it's some cunt coming out of that cunt's cunt.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/look-it-s-some-cunt-coming-out-of-that-cunt-s-cunt/) [Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dicks/louis-ck/#itemlist", "name": "1 Dicks Quotes By Louis CK", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Suck a bag of dicks!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Louis CK" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/suck-a-bag-of-dicks/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04b/louis-ck-31934_dicks_suck-a-bag-of-dicks-623739_623739.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04b/louis-ck-31934_dicks_suck-a-bag-of-dicks-623739_623739.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04b/louis-ck-31934_dicks_suck-a-bag-of-dicks-623739_623739.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Suck a bag of dicks!” — Louis CK", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dicks/louis-ck/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dicks/louis-ck/", "name": "Dicks Quotes by Louis CK", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dicks/louis-ck/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/04b/louis-ck-31934_dicks_suck-a-bag-of-dicks-623739_623739.jpg" }, "description": "1 Dicks quotes by Louis CK. 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