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title: "50 Dicks Quotes by 47 authors"
description: "Browse 50 Dicks quotes by 47 authors. Discover the best Dicks sayings and thoughts."
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> [Chicks before dicks, and all that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sylvia-day/chicks-before-dicks-and-all-that/)

[Sylvia Day](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sylvia-day/)

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> [HOLY FUCKING DICKS!!!! XDDDDD](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blondie/holy-fucking-dicks-xddddd/)

[Blondie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blondie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/420/blondie-1496_dicks_holy-fucking-dicks-xddddd-2339019_2339019.jpg)

> [“I've got enormous breasts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-carville/i-ve-got-enormous-breasts/)

[James Carville](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-carville/)

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> [Chicks before Dicks :D](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ismail/chicks-before-dicks-d/)

[Ismail](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ismail/)

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> [I'm happy as a dog with two dicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-thatcher/i-m-happy-as-a-dog-with-two-dicks/)

[Margaret Thatcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-thatcher/)

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> [“Men are by wits not by dicks”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/himmilicious/men-are-by-wits-not-by-dicks/)

[Himmilicious](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/himmilicious/)

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> [You're all a buncha saggy dicks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kingsley/you-re-all-a-buncha-saggy-dicks/)

[Kingsley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kingsley/)

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> [Can we all just stop being dicks?!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-hills/can-we-all-just-stop-being-dicks/)

[Adam Hills](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-hills/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/178/adam-hills-58547_dicks_can-we-all-just-stop-being-dicks-2641884_2641884.jpg)

> [Big Dicks I like..I let'em park it in me like a motorbike](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lil-wayne/big-dicks-i-like-i-let-em-park-it-in-me-like-a-motorbike/)

[Lil Wayne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lil-wayne/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebf/lil-wayne-62_big-dick_big-dicks-i-like-i-let-em-park-it-in-me_190798.jpg)

> [“Do you know the problems with dicks? They’re attached to bigger dicks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-blake/do-you-know-the-problems-with-dicks-they-re-attached-to-bigger-dicks/)

[Lexi Blake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-blake/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d4f/lexi-blake-12302_dicks_do-you-know-the-problems-with-dicks-they_15830.jpg)

> [“Tell this guy to eat a hundred-calorie pack of dicks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-mollen/tell-this-guy-to-eat-a-hundred-calorie-pack-of-dicks/)

[Jenny Mollen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-mollen/)

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> [You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -Seth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/superbad/you-know-how-many-foods-are-shaped-like-dicks-the-best-kinds-seth/)

[Superbad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/superbad/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/26e/superbad-19463_dicks_you-know-how-many-foods-are-shaped-like_2907407.jpg)

> [Child molesters must all think they've got huge dicks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/child-molesters-must-all-think-they-ve-got-huge-dicks/)

[Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a2/anthony-jeselnik-1838_children_child-molesters-must-all-think-they-ve-g_2168722.png)

> [“I've seen pictures of their dicks so I know I can trust them.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mykle-hansen/i-ve-seen-pictures-of-their-dicks-so-i-know-i-can-trust-them/)

[Mykle Hansen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mykle-hansen/)

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> [Bitch please, if dicks could fly, your mouth would be an airport.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/bitch-please-if-dicks-could-fly-your-mouth-would-be-an-airport/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/even-the-world-s-greatest-actor-cannot-fake-an-erection/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

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> [“Ah, men losing the power in their dicks. When they can no longer f\_\_\_ their women, they f\_\_\_ the world.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/victor-robert-lee/ah-men-losing-the-power-in-their-dicks-when-they-can-no-longer-f/)

[Victor Robert Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/victor-robert-lee/)

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> [“Nobody else can be alive for you; nor can you be alive for anyone else. Toms can be Dicks and Dicks can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/e-e-cummings-2/nobody-else-can-be-alive-for-you-nor-can-you-be-alive-for-anyone-else/)

[E.E. Cummings](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/e-e-cummings-2/)

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> [“There are two types of people in the world: people who like heavy metal, and dicks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-o-neill/there-are-two-types-of-people-in-the-world-people-who-like-heavy/)

[Andrew O'Neill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-o-neill/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/767/andrew-o-neill-109351_dicks_there-are-two-types-of-people-in-the-wor_442087.jpg)

> [“When you have a job that requires you to serve other people, many parts of that job will, unequivocally, suck a top…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-j-mendez-brooks/when-you-have-a-job-that-requires-you-to-serve-other-people-many/)

[A.J. Mendez Brooks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-j-mendez-brooks/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/39c/a-j-mendez-brooks-34843_dicks_when-you-have-a-job-that-requires-you-to_583657.jpg)

> [“As they walked into the living room, Trevor cleared his throat loudly. "We're coming in. Hands where I can see them, dicks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-allen/as-they-walked-into-the-living-room-trevor-cleared-his-throat-loudly/)

[Katie Allen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-allen/)

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> [I'm not saying she's a slut, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie/i-m-not-saying-she-s-a-slut-but-if-dicks-had-wings-her-mouth-would-be/)

[Stephanie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie/)

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> [I'm sick of boys being such dicks in personality than dicks in their pants. Nothing is worse than that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/aldyna-threesya/i-m-sick-of-boys-being-such-dicks-in-personality-than-dicks-in-their/)

[Aldyna Threesya](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/aldyna-threesya/)

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> [I'm representin' for the bitches. All eyes on your riches. No time for the little dicks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trina/i-m-representin-for-the-bitches-all-eyes-on-your-riches-no-time-for/)

[Trina](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trina/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/67a/trina-2725_bitches_i-m-representin-for-the-bitches-all-eyes_3153788.png)

> [“You’re telling me a purple pecker is always a purple pecker? It doesn’t have other names?” Dane asks. “Purple thunder,” Valen suggests.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rory-miles/you-re-telling-me-a-purple-pecker-is-always-a-purple-pecker-it-doesn/)

[Rory Miles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rory-miles/)

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> [“You’re a dick,” Isobel huffed. “I’m the dick who carries you to bed every night.” “You’re all right, as far as dicks…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jane-washington/you-re-a-dick-isobel-huffed-i-m-the-dick-who-carries-you-to-bed-every/)

[Jane Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jane-washington/)

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> [“You know why doctors slap babies on the bottom when they're born? So the dicks fall off the smart ones." He laughed.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barbara-elsborg/you-know-why-doctors-slap-babies-on-the-bottom-when-they-re-born-so/)

[Barbara Elsborg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barbara-elsborg/)

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> [“I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cameron-dane/i-want-to-make-love-to-you-rhone-i-want-to-fill-your-ass-with-my/)

[Cameron Dane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cameron-dane/)

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> [“Searching for answers, I ask Emma why she thinks women seem more over it than men. 'Because we don't have dicks,' she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kasey-edwards/searching-for-answers-i-ask-emma-why-she-thinks-women-seem-more-over/)

[Kasey Edwards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kasey-edwards/)

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> [I think dudee are dicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ruby/i-think-dudee-are-dicks/)

[Ruby](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ruby/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcb/ruby-48134_ass-holes_i-think-dudee-are-dicks-3011780_3011780.jpg)

> [“chicks before dicks manifesto”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tessa-bailey/chicks-before-dicks-manifesto/)

[Tessa Bailey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tessa-bailey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4de/tessa-bailey-2209_quote_chicks-before-dicks-manifesto-1837924_1837924.jpg)

> [“Measuring dicks never got old.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/v-theia/measuring-dicks-never-got-old/)

[V. Theia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/v-theia/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc6/v-theia-7456_quote_measuring-dicks-never-got-old-1495614_1495614.jpg)

> [Suck a bag of dicks!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-ck/suck-a-bag-of-dicks/)

[Louis CK](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-ck/)

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> [CHICKS BEFORE DICKS](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/chicks-before-dicks/)

[Author Name](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/author-name/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a5/author-name-101_quote_chicks-before-dicks-1701495_1701495.jpg)

> [I feel bad for women because dicks are ugly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-feel-bad-for-women-because-dicks-are-ugly/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [I don't just blow minds, I blow dicks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-don-t-just-blow-minds-i-blow-dicks/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Boners are just dicks that stand up for what they believe in.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/boners-are-just-dicks-that-stand-up-for-what-they-believe-in/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [We had to get f\*cking tattoos on our dicks, man! -Tom Hanson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/21-jump-street/we-had-to-get-f-cking-tattoos-on-our-dicks-man-tom-hanson/)

[21 Jump Street](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/21-jump-street/)

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> [“And cats are dicks for the most part.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trevor-noah/and-cats-are-dicks-for-the-most-part/)

[Trevor Noah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trevor-noah/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5be/trevor-noah-1603_cats_and-cats-are-dicks-for-the-most-part-318_3183694.jpg)

> [“let’s get naked and play with our dicks.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-cox/let-s-get-naked-and-play-with-our-dicks/)

[James Cox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-cox/)

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