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> [“Whoever said “violence doesn’t solve anything,” had never given a right dickhead a pasting in a car park before. G”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/whoever-said-violence-doesn-t-solve-anything-had-never-given-a-right/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

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## More by Mark Jackman

> [“The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/the-butcher-of-babylon-featured-in-over-500-porn-films-between-1974/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

> [“Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast, it’s no good living in the fucking past.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/eagles-buffalos-and-deserts-vast-it-s-no-good-living-in-the-fucking/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

> [“The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,” the inventor said. “The hamster generates…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/the-hamster-powered-hat-is-the-same-as-any-other-hat-it-keeps-your/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

> [“Whoever said “violence doesn’t solve anything,” had never given a right dickhead a pasting in a car park before. G”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/whoever-said-violence-doesn-t-solve-anything-had-never-given-a-right/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

> [“He had been inspired to start a career in the porn industry after reading the incredible tale of a Japanese man who avenged the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/he-had-been-inspired-to-start-a-career-in-the-porn-industry-after/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

> [“My mortgage isn’t getting any cheaper and I can’t run that Ferrari on faith alone," Reverend Jones said. "Don’t get me wrong, the Big…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/my-mortgage-isn-t-getting-any-cheaper-and-i-can-t-run-that-ferrari-on/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

> [“Probably your biggest mistake was doing funk-dance to Unchained Melody,” the dog offered earnestly. “It’s a ballad, Alf, and to be honest, it’s one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/probably-your-biggest-mistake-was-doing-funk-dance-to-unchained/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

> [“If a wizard should take up residence in your garden, and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/if-a-wizard-should-take-up-residence-in-your-garden-and-requests-food/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

> [“Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/suddenly-a-voice-called-from-the-darkness-taylor-leapt-like-a-salmon/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

> [“Many great people had been considered to be boring, like Nigel Mansell, but anyone who had read the racing driver’s autobiography, "Clutch Down, Dick…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/many-great-people-had-been-considered-to-be-boring-like-nigel-mansell/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

> [“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of his own…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/his-only-real-financial-failure-came-at-the-age-of-thirteen-when-in/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

> [“You’ve never had a scrap with anyone who you thought was hard, then?” “I was cut up on a roundabout by Kendo Nagasaki once.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-jackman/you-ve-never-had-a-scrap-with-anyone-who-you-thought-was-hard-then-i/)

[Mark Jackman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-jackman/)

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