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title: "2 Dickhead Quotes By Lorelei James"
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> [“It's hard to have a serious conversation with you when you're wearin' lighted cocks on your head." AJ defiantly thrust out her chin and the penises bobbled. "We aren't having a conversation. You're give me tough-guy attitude. If you won't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/it-s-hard-to-have-a-serious-conversation-with-you-when-you-re-wearin/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

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> [“I missed you, you dickhead. I missed you so goddamn much. Don't you ever ever ever take off and leave me like that again, do you hear me?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/i-missed-you-you-dickhead-i-missed-you-so-goddamn-much-don-t-you-ever/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dda/lorelei-james-4155_missed_i-missed-you-you-dickhead-i-missed-you-s_2443505.jpg)

## More by Lorelei James

> [“Eventually, Edgard said, “She doesn’t know anything about me. Not even that we were roping partners. Not that we were…” He looked at Trevor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/eventually-edgard-said-she-doesn-t-know-anything-about-me-not-even/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“I can tell by your eyes. You have very expressive eyes, Amery. Your emotions are right there.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/i-can-tell-by-your-eyes-you-have-very-expressive-eyes-amery-your/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“I can't believe you thought I'd ever let you go.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/i-can-t-believe-you-thought-i-d-ever-let-you-go/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“Would Chassie be jealous? Or would she roll with it like she’d rolled with everything else? She knocked on the door and poked her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/would-chassie-be-jealous-or-would-she-roll-with-it-like-she-d-rolled/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“I can’t admit publicly that some of my bestselling songs are my least favorite ones to perform ... because I wasn’t in a good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/i-can-t-admit-publicly-that-some-of-my-bestselling-songs-are-my-least/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“Emmylou kissed her forehead. “Darlin’ girl, I’ll never make fun of you for that. But if you really want to try waxing the lady…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/emmylou-kissed-her-forehead-darlin-girl-i-ll-never-make-fun-of-you/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“Fine.” “Fine,” he retorted. Meridian grunted and her tail slapped the wall again. Time dragged on, yet there was no place Edgard would rather…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/fine-fine-he-retorted-meridian-grunted-and-her-tail-slapped-the-wall/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“I half expected you to whip out your dick and pee on me as you snarled at him and marked your territory.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/i-half-expected-you-to-whip-out-your-dick-and-pee-on-me-as-you/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“At the very least he should have to suffer somehow, right? I mean, months of being sick, being hormonal, being fat, being so desperately…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/at-the-very-least-he-should-have-to-suffer-somehow-right-i-mean/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“I like who I am when I'm with you, Kyle. I like who we are together.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/i-like-who-i-am-when-i-m-with-you-kyle-i-like-who-we-are-together/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“Her skin beaded from his steady, gentle touch.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/her-skin-beaded-from-his-steady-gentle-touch/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“I'm mad at you because...I don't know why. I just am.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/i-m-mad-at-you-because-i-don-t-know-why-i-just-am/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“Should I tell her that I can’t sleep, I can’t eat and I miss talkin’ to her? Or just sittin’ with her? That I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/should-i-tell-her-that-i-can-t-sleep-i-can-t-eat-and-i-miss-talkin-to/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [“Right now, AJ. I wanna pin you against the wall and fuck you hard enough to rattle the stalls. Then I want to bend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/right-now-aj-i-wanna-pin-you-against-the-wall-and-fuck-you-hard/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

> [ “Dude, he's got that mean, squinty Clint Eastwood stare that's scary as shit.\[Bailey\]” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lorelei-james/dude-he-s-got-that-mean-squinty-clint-eastwood-stare-that-s-scary-as/)

[Lorelei James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lorelei-james/)

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