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> [“Hardy har har; dickhead. If you would have listened more closely you would have heard that was in fact, your precious commander doing all the screaming.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristy-marie/hardy-har-har-dickhead-if-you-would-have-listened-more-closely-you/)

[Kristy Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristy-marie/)

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## More by Kristy Marie

> [“This is what Dr. McCallister likes dirty, filthy, rough, and violent victories. And I aim to please. Watch, and learn, gentlemen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristy-marie/this-is-what-dr-mccallister-likes-dirty-filthy-rough-and-violent/)

[Kristy Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristy-marie/)

> [“I suggest you take the kids out for a Happy Meal. I toss my left shoe. It falls down several steps before landing. “Daddy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristy-marie/i-suggest-you-take-the-kids-out-for-a-happy-meal-i-toss-my-left-shoe/)

[Kristy Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristy-marie/)

> [“I blink. Lies are just not coming as fast as they usually do. What the fuck did they give me in the hospital?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristy-marie/i-blink-lies-are-just-not-coming-as-fast-as-they-usually-do-what-the/)

[Kristy Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristy-marie/)

> [“You’ll never fuck another man.” “I’ll bury a bitch that looks at you with more than a glare.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristy-marie/you-ll-never-fuck-another-man-i-ll-bury-a-bitch-that-looks-at-you/)

[Kristy Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristy-marie/)

> [“Brace yourself, Anniston, I am about to blow this friendship to hell.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristy-marie/brace-yourself-anniston-i-am-about-to-blow-this-friendship-to-hell/)

[Kristy Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristy-marie/)

> [“Hardy har har; dickhead. If you would have listened more closely you would have heard that was in fact, your precious commander doing all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristy-marie/hardy-har-har-dickhead-if-you-would-have-listened-more-closely-you/)

[Kristy Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristy-marie/)

> [“Don’t speak. You are done speaking for the day. Your mouth now belongs to me, Commander.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristy-marie/don-t-speak-you-are-done-speaking-for-the-day-your-mouth-now-belongs/)

[Kristy Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristy-marie/)

> [“Damn Theo and his macho bullshit. It makes me so fucking horny, and he knows it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristy-marie/damn-theo-and-his-macho-bullshit-it-makes-me-so-fucking-horny-and-he/)

[Kristy Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristy-marie/)

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