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> [“Besides, this story, my story, is a lot more interesting than some dried up old Russians. Why? This story has dicks, lots…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/besides-this-story-my-story-is-a-lot-more-interesting-than-some-dried/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c77/nick-pageant-27433_dick_besides-this-story-my-story-is-a-lot-mor_777975.jpg)

> [“As for the dick, sorry, nothing to write home about. It’s perfectly average, but looks great since it’s attached to an undersized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/as-for-the-dick-sorry-nothing-to-write-home-about-it-s-perfectly/)

[nick pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9d/nick-pageant-27433_happiness_as-for-the-dick-sorry-nothing-to-write-h_1832327.jpg)

> [“my dick was so hard I could have let him do pull ups on it. One-handed pull ups, I admit, but still…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/my-dick-was-so-hard-i-could-have-let-him-do-pull-ups-on-it-one-handed/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/efe/nick-pageant-27433_dick_my-dick-was-so-hard-i-could-have-let-him_2410707.jpg)

## Other authors on Dick

## More by Nick Pageant

> [“I like trees, they will someday be books.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/i-like-trees-they-will-someday-be-books/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“I was not raped! I had a boxing lesson! Are you both crazy?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/i-was-not-raped-i-had-a-boxing-lesson-are-you-both-crazy/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“You said that like a movie title.” “I know. I was thinking of Bill and Ted.” “You think our sex life is like an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/you-said-that-like-a-movie-title-i-know-i-was-thinking-of-bill-and/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“Thanks for the penis, God. I don’t have the balls to be a woman.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/thanks-for-the-penis-god-i-don-t-have-the-balls-to-be-a-woman/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“I was one sexy, cardigan-clad HoMoFo.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/i-was-one-sexy-cardigan-clad-homofo/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, “Thank you, sir, and, may I have another?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/whatever-this-guy-was-about-to-dish-out-i-was-prepared-to-respond/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“Besides, this story, my story, is a lot more interesting than some dried up old Russians. Why? This story has dicks, lots and lots…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/besides-this-story-my-story-is-a-lot-more-interesting-than-some-dried/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“I got several slaps on my bare ass from the strangers who had just watched me take a beating. I decided boxing is super-gay.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/i-got-several-slaps-on-my-bare-ass-from-the-strangers-who-had-just/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“Fine, Gran. I’ll fist his ass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/fine-gran-i-ll-fist-his-ass/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“She's a lot more than nice," Gran said with a leer, "after our last date, I came home with my face looking like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/she-s-a-lot-more-than-nice-gran-said-with-a-leer-after-our-last-date/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“As for the dick, sorry, nothing to write home about. It’s perfectly average, but looks great since it’s attached to an undersized body. These…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/as-for-the-dick-sorry-nothing-to-write-home-about-it-s-perfectly/)

[nick pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“I mean, are you even really gay?” I sighed. “Of course I’m gay. I’ve got something up my butt right now.” Twyla’s eyes widened…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/i-mean-are-you-even-really-gay-i-sighed-of-course-i-m-gay-i-ve-got/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“I held a beautiful leather-bound copy of Moby Dick in one hand and my Moby dick in the other.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/i-held-a-beautiful-leather-bound-copy-of-moby-dick-in-one-hand-and-my/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“I’ll read anything since I’m something of a book slut.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/i-ll-read-anything-since-i-m-something-of-a-book-slut/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

> [“There’s going to be just a teeny bit of angst (this is a romance book) and then there’s going to be a Happily Ever…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-pageant/there-s-going-to-be-just-a-teeny-bit-of-angst-this-is-a-romance-book/)

[Nick Pageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-pageant/)

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