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title: "8 Dick Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer"
description: "8 Dick quotes by M.F. Moonzajer. Plus more from M.F. Moonzajer and more Dick sayings from other authors."
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> [“If someone asks you to touch his dick over the cloths and he will pay in return, you won’t, but when you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/if-someone-asks-you-to-touch-his-dick-over-the-cloths-and-he-will-pay/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

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> [“Do not feel arrogant that you have a dick and women do not. Women are not scared of fucking; they are only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/do-not-feel-arrogant-that-you-have-a-dick-and-women-do-not-women-are/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

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> [“There are two things that turn a boy into a man; the size of his dick and the level of his patience.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/there-are-two-things-that-turn-a-boy-into-a-man-the-size-of-his-dick/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

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> [“A dick does not make you a man; so stop showing it around.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/a-dick-does-not-make-you-a-man-so-stop-showing-it-around/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/626/m-f-moonzajer-244_around_a-dick-does-not-make-you-a-man-so-stop-s_1437068.jpg)

> [“Men would have been badly in trouble if their hands didn’t fit their dick.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/men-would-have-been-badly-in-trouble-if-their-hands-didn-t-fit-their/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

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> [“If rise of sun from east and fall in the west is the indicator of God’s existence; my standing dick every morning…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/if-rise-of-sun-from-east-and-fall-in-the-west-is-the-indicator-of-god/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e5/m-f-moonzajer-244_dick_if-rise-of-sun-from-east-and-fall-in-the_2023013.jpg)

> [“Passion, emotion, love and romance they all look better in movies; in reality all you need is a big dick.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/passion-emotion-love-and-romance-they-all-look-better-in-movies-in/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ac4/m-f-moonzajer-244_big-dick_passion-emotion-love-and-romance-they-al_2110914.jpg)

> [“Liking your own status in social networks is similar to kissing your own dick.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/liking-your-own-status-in-social-networks-is-similar-to-kissing-your/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ec/m-f-moonzajer-244_dick_liking-your-own-status-in-social-network_2791832.jpg)

## Other authors on Dick

## More by M.F. Moonzajer

> [“If people fully understand you, they will think of you as a normal, if they half understand you, will think of you as a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/if-people-fully-understand-you-they-will-think-of-you-as-a-normal-if/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“You are the end of beauty and creativity one must have created so far.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/you-are-the-end-of-beauty-and-creativity-one-must-have-created-so-far/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“If they can worship a weird creature, which is even not existed; why I must not worship a beautiful one who is already here.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/if-they-can-worship-a-weird-creature-which-is-even-not-existed-why-i/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“Water is so friendly when you have it on your palms, but so evil when they have you on theirs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/water-is-so-friendly-when-you-have-it-on-your-palms-but-so-evil-when/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“When I look at you; I feel that God must have created you for himself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/when-i-look-at-you-i-feel-that-god-must-have-created-you-for-himself/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“I am neither a philosopher nor a thinker, but simply follower of my own thoughts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/i-am-neither-a-philosopher-nor-a-thinker-but-simply-follower-of-my/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“A man, who does not commit an evil act either, has no opportunity or the stomach.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/a-man-who-does-not-commit-an-evil-act-either-has-no-opportunity-or/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“Every nation is part of the history we inherit, blacks and whites, slaves and gods; we have no other option, embracing each other.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/every-nation-is-part-of-the-history-we-inherit-blacks-and-whites/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“If you sought to leave the world, don’t go alone. Since there are too many bad people you can take them too.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/if-you-sought-to-leave-the-world-don-t-go-alone-since-there-are-too/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“Misery and poverty of a nation is associated with the conscious of its people not leaders.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/misery-and-poverty-of-a-nation-is-associated-with-the-conscious-of/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“Love is not about liking, loving and caring, but appreciation, understanding and devotion.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/love-is-not-about-liking-loving-and-caring-but-appreciation/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“Kindness is an extraordinary moment and status even if it has to be pretending.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/kindness-is-an-extraordinary-moment-and-status-even-if-it-has-to-be/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“I hate”relative term”, it is everywhere cause even men are relatively pregnant.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/i-hate-relative-term-it-is-everywhere-cause-even-men-are-relatively/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“If a man is proud of you in public, he will always be proud of you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/if-a-man-is-proud-of-you-in-public-he-will-always-be-proud-of-you/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

> [“Hold me like you hold the hand of a little kid who needs you in loneliness, bite my fingers like you bite a giggling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-f-moonzajer/hold-me-like-you-hold-the-hand-of-a-little-kid-who-needs-you-in/)

[M.F. Moonzajer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-f-moonzajer/)

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