--- title: "6 Dick Quotes By Kevin Hart" description: "6 Dick quotes by Kevin Hart. Plus more from Kevin Hart and more Dick sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d7/kevin-hart-506_dick_u-aint-never-seen-a-long-dick-1685_1685.jpg" --- > [U aint never seen a long dick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/u-aint-never-seen-a-long-dick/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d7/kevin-hart-506_dick_u-aint-never-seen-a-long-dick-1685_1685.jpg) > [You know what a long dick look like? YOU GON' LEARN TODAY!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/you-know-what-a-long-dick-look-like-you-gon-learn-today/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11a/kevin-hart-506_dick_you-know-what-a-long-dick-look-like-you_488034.jpg) > [What What.. Im By Myself.. What What.. Im By Myself.. What Im Gon Do.. What Im Gon Do.. Ima Beat My Dick..…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/what-what-im-by-myself-what-what-im-by-myself-what-im-gon-do-what-im/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/398/kevin-hart-506_quote_what-what-im-by-myself-what-what-im-by-m_524770.jpg) > [Imma beat my dick!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/imma-beat-my-dick/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/535/kevin-hart-506_beat_imma-beat-my-dick-565438_565438.jpg) > [This aint a penis, this a LONG DICK!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/this-aint-a-penis-this-a-long-dick/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/050/kevin-hart-506_dick_this-aint-a-penis-this-a-long-dick-59984_599844.jpg) > [Spell Long Dick; L...O...Dick. Alright alright alright!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/spell-long-dick-l-o-dick-alright-alright-alright/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c7f/kevin-hart-506_quote_spell-long-dick-l-o-dick-alright-alright_1682548.jpg) ## Other authors on Dick ## More by Kevin Hart > [U aint never seen a long dick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/u-aint-never-seen-a-long-dick/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [I just wanna eat some peanuts...See? Peanuts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/i-just-wanna-eat-some-peanuts-see-peanuts/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [“You are somebody. You matter. And no one is allowed to take away your right to your property, your right to your safety, or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/you-are-somebody-you-matter-and-no-one-is-allowed-to-take-away-your/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [~That face you make when you hear your name in people's conversation](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/that-face-you-make-when-you-hear-your-name-in-people-s-conversation/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [“It turns out that the things I hated most as a child are the same things that serve me the most as an adult.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/it-turns-out-that-the-things-i-hated-most-as-a-child-are-the-same/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you so much baby; Second week: Together forever; Third week: Single..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/relationships-nowadays-first-week-i-love-you-so-much-baby-second-week/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [Both ya'll niggas!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/both-ya-ll-niggas/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [The most important thing for a director is being able to communicate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/the-most-important-thing-for-a-director-is-being-able-to-communicate/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [Well, 'aight, check this out, dawg. First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/well-aight-check-this-out-dawg-first-of-all-you-throwin-too-many-big/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/the-best-feeling-in-the-world-is-seeing-the-benefits-and-rewards-of/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [Flip that ! Bust that!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/flip-that-bust-that/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/at-the-end-of-the-day-women-are-a-distraction-whether-you-realize-it/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [Mmm. No, no. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/mmm-no-no-but-you-can-t-be-gone-from-one-place-and-show-up-somewhere/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [How you got no eyebrows talkin about you mad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/how-you-got-no-eyebrows-talkin-about-you-mad/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) > [At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/at-the-end-of-the-day-i-want-to-be-part-of-the-same-conversation-as/) [Kevin Hart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-hart/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dick/kevin-hart/#itemlist", "name": "6 Dick Quotes By Kevin Hart", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "U aint never seen a long dick", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Kevin Hart" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-hart/u-aint-never-seen-a-long-dick/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d7/kevin-hart-506_dick_u-aint-never-seen-a-long-dick-1685_1685.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d7/kevin-hart-506_dick_u-aint-never-seen-a-long-dick-1685_1685.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d7/kevin-hart-506_dick_u-aint-never-seen-a-long-dick-1685_1685.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“U aint never seen a long dick” — Kevin Hart", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You know what a long dick look like? 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