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> [“...I got the word. It's get out of town, and it wasn't even from Mel Torme. "If Natalie were here, she'd say…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/i-got-the-word-it-s-get-out-of-town-and-it-wasn-t-even-from-mel-torme/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

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> [“Gasping, screaming, rocking sideways and back and forth, she came. She kept his prick inside her until she felt yet another surge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/gasping-screaming-rocking-sideways-and-back-and-forth-she-came-she/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

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> [“Since when do you have to go home to suck cock?" asked David.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/since-when-do-you-have-to-go-home-to-suck-cock-asked-david/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

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## Other authors on Dick

## More by Joyce Haber

> [“God creates monsters. Women encourage them." "That sounds like a tract by Nancy O'Brien. Although I agree. Men are pigs." "Natalie, darling, sometimes so…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/god-creates-monsters-women-encourage-them-that-sounds-like-a-tract-by/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“Like any woman, Elena knew that there are three things you cannot upstage: a child, an animal, and a faggot.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/like-any-woman-elena-knew-that-there-are-three-things-you-cannot/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“Have you ever done it in a sauna" Marina asked. "It's even more exciting when it's hot." "And more debilitating, I'll bet." He laughed.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/have-you-ever-done-it-in-a-sauna-marina-asked-it-s-even-more-exciting/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“Under the spreading chestnut tree, I screwed you and you screwed me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/under-the-spreading-chestnut-tree-i-screwed-you-and-you-screwed-me/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“Businessmen and admen and agents like me, we just do it a little more openly, with the price tag in almost full view. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/businessmen-and-admen-and-agents-like-me-we-just-do-it-a-little-more/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“Haven't you heard, the Dread Scott decision has been overturned?" "Not out here, baby," Warren replied, without a second's hesitation. "For that matter, not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/haven-t-you-heard-the-dread-scott-decision-has-been-overturned-not/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“For me, the worst sin is hypocrisy. The sinner is not the assassin. The sinner's the bastard who hires the assassin.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/for-me-the-worst-sin-is-hypocrisy-the-sinner-is-not-the-assassin-the/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“When you have your hair styled, you look like everybody else whose hair is in fashion. Never be in fashion. Always be yourself. There's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/when-you-have-your-hair-styled-you-look-like-everybody-else-whose/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“Women, Elena believed, appealed to men in direct proportion to their vacuousness. The male had an overwhelming compulsion to teach, to mold what he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/women-elena-believed-appealed-to-men-in-direct-proportion-to-their/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“...I got the word. It's get out of town, and it wasn't even from Mel Torme. "If Natalie were here, she'd say Torme has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/i-got-the-word-it-s-get-out-of-town-and-it-wasn-t-even-from-mel-torme/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“If bisexuality was normal, Elena wondered, why did bisexuals try to make everyone else bisexual? Or homosexual.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/if-bisexuality-was-normal-elena-wondered-why-did-bisexuals-try-to/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“Gasping, screaming, rocking sideways and back and forth, she came. She kept his prick inside her until she felt yet another surge of his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/gasping-screaming-rocking-sideways-and-back-and-forth-she-came-she/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“Now, at seventy-two, there was not an inch of her body, including toes, buttocks, vagina and labia majora, knees, elbows, hairline and ears, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/now-at-seventy-two-there-was-not-an-inch-of-her-body-including-toes/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“Since when do you have to go home to suck cock?" asked David.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/since-when-do-you-have-to-go-home-to-suck-cock-asked-david/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

> [“Bastard is a synonym of agent," he smiled, and added, "or studio chief.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joyce-haber/bastard-is-a-synonym-of-agent-he-smiled-and-added-or-studio-chief/)

[Joyce Haber](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joyce-haber/)

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