--- title: "3 Dick Quotes By Jay McLean" description: "3 Dick quotes by Jay McLean. Plus more from Jay McLean and more Dick sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eeb/jay-mclean-3033_bitch_i-hope-your-dick-gets-whore-poisoning-an_42794.jpg" --- > [“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/i-hope-your-dick-gets-whore-poisoning-and-shrivels-to-its-death-and/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eeb/jay-mclean-3033_bitch_i-hope-your-dick-gets-whore-poisoning-an_42794.jpg) > [“We're testing each other. Seeing how far we can take this before something snaps. Most likely my dick.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/we-re-testing-each-other-seeing-how-far-we-can-take-this-before/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/91c/jay-mclean-3033_dick_we-re-testing-each-other-seeing-how-far_53274.jpg) > [“I sigh and flop down on my bed. "Okay." He starts pacing the room. "Rewind and tell me what happened from the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/i-sigh-and-flop-down-on-my-bed-okay-he-starts-pacing-the-room-rewind/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/50c/jay-mclean-3033_eating-lunch_i-sigh-and-flop-down-on-my-bed-okay-he-s_1297728.jpg) ## Other authors on Dick ## More by Jay McLean > [“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and laugh at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/i-hope-your-dick-gets-whore-poisoning-and-shrivels-to-its-death-and/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“It's just you. It's only ever been just you. It will always only ever be just you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/it-s-just-you-it-s-only-ever-been-just-you-it-will-always-only-ever/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“We're testing each other. Seeing how far we can take this before something snaps. Most likely my dick.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/we-re-testing-each-other-seeing-how-far-we-can-take-this-before/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“Sad face emoticon.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/sad-face-emoticon/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“It doesn't matter where I am in this world, there's nothing else I'd rather see. Just you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/it-doesn-t-matter-where-i-am-in-this-world-there-s-nothing-else-i-d/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“And this—this is the moment. The moment I let myself fall completely in love with her.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/and-this-this-is-the-moment-the-moment-i-let-myself-fall-completely/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“No one suspects the people they love of douchebaggery," Heidi looks at me sympathetically. "Or slutbaggery," Lucy adds.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/no-one-suspects-the-people-they-love-of-douchebaggery-heidi-looks-at/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“I was the match that started the inferno.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/i-was-the-match-that-started-the-inferno/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“Because if I kiss you, then I'll want to taste you, and if I taste you then I'll need to fuck you. And if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/because-if-i-kiss-you-then-i-ll-want-to-taste-you-and-if-i-taste-you/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“You still make my world stop, Luce.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/you-still-make-my-world-stop-luce/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“Lachlan: "why are you crying, pretty girl?" Logan: " Dude, you're always stealing my game”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/lachlan-why-are-you-crying-pretty-girl-logan-dude-you-re-always/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“Every Princess has one Prince to share the loves and joys of life, and do you know how that Princess knows which Prince is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/every-princess-has-one-prince-to-share-the-loves-and-joys-of-life-and/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“Diary, you're a fucking asshole, you don't do shit to help me. No one does shit to help me. What's wrong with me?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/diary-you-re-a-fucking-asshole-you-don-t-do-shit-to-help-me-no-one/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“I feel like I was destined to find you,” … “I feel like you were destined to save me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/i-feel-like-i-was-destined-to-find-you-i-feel-like-you-were-destined/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) > [“Jake cut in, clicking his fingers in the air, and putting on a girl voice. "Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mclean/jake-cut-in-clicking-his-fingers-in-the-air-and-putting-on-a-girl/) [Jay McLean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mclean/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dick/jay-mclean/#itemlist", "name": "3 Dick Quotes By Jay McLean", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and laugh at you! And then I hope it falls off! 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