--- title: "3 Dick Quotes By Emma Chase" description: "3 Dick quotes by Emma Chase. Plus more from Emma Chase and more Dick sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a2/emma-chase-699_dick_men-we-don-t-leave-a-lot-of-room-for-dou_88297.jpg" --- > [“Men? We don’t leave a lot of room for doubt: You’re a dick. You fucked my girlfriend. You killed my dog. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/men-we-don-t-leave-a-lot-of-room-for-doubt-you-re-a-dick-you-fucked/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a2/emma-chase-699_dick_men-we-don-t-leave-a-lot-of-room-for-dou_88297.jpg) > [“A guy can’t be friends with a woman he’s actively attracted to. Not really. Because at some point his dick will take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/a-guy-can-t-be-friends-with-a-woman-he-s-actively-attracted-to-not/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fda/emma-chase-699_friendship_a-guy-can-t-be-friends-with-a-woman-he-s_381021.jpg) > [“In a nutshell: I control my dick. My dick does not control me. At least, that’s what I’ve been telling myself for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/in-a-nutshell-i-control-my-dick-my-dick-does-not-control-me-at-least/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a53/emma-chase-699_quote_in-a-nutshell-i-control-my-dick-my-dick_1954178.jpg) ## Other authors on Dick ## More by Emma Chase > [“Fine’s a funny word, don’t you think? I don’t think there’s another like it in the English language that says so much while actually…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/fine-s-a-funny-word-don-t-you-think-i-don-t-think-there-s-another/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“And for God's sake, don't let her watch Cinderella. What kind of example is that? A mindless twit who can't even remember where she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/and-for-god-s-sake-don-t-let-her-watch-cinderella-what-kind-of/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“I AM ALL ABOUT SELF-DETERMINATION. Will. Control. I determine my path in life. I decide my failures and successes. Screw fate. Destiny can kiss…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/i-am-all-about-self-determination-will-control-i-determine-my-path-in/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“I’m going to fight to prove to you that this is real. That I’m not going anywhere and that what I feel for you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/i-m-going-to-fight-to-prove-to-you-that-this-is-real-that-i-m-not/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“As she starts to speak, my mind is suddenly filled with every hot-teacher fantasy I’ve ever had. They’re playing out in my mind right…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/as-she-starts-to-speak-my-mind-is-suddenly-filled-with-every-hot/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“Self-doubts are like weeds; if you don't deal with them right away, they multiply. And before you know it, your garden looks like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/self-doubts-are-like-weeds-if-you-don-t-deal-with-them-right-away/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“I prop my guitar up against the nightstand. Then I turn toward the bed and fall into it face first. The mattress is soft…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/i-prop-my-guitar-up-against-the-nightstand-then-i-turn-toward-the-bed/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“It doesn’t much matter what you say when you’re screwing anyway. Or how you do it. Slow and gentle or fast and violent—it’s the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/it-doesn-t-much-matter-what-you-say-when-you-re-screwing-anyway-or/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“I’ll never get tired of looking at her. Or kissing her. Pussy whipped, thy name is Drew. Yeah I know. It’s okay. I don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/i-ll-never-get-tired-of-looking-at-her-or-kissing-her-pussy-whipped/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“I’m taking her to The Horny Goat, Agent St. James, not charging into battle. You and the rest of security are welcome to accompany…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/i-m-taking-her-to-the-horny-goat-agent-st-james-not-charging-into/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“As the bills fall into the jar, Alexandra takes her hand. “Come on Mackenzie, let’s go to the American Girl store and spend some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/as-the-bills-fall-into-the-jar-alexandra-takes-her-hand-come-on/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“Love is for suckers, sweetheart.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/love-is-for-suckers-sweetheart/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“Men? We don’t leave a lot of room for doubt: You’re a dick. You fucked my girlfriend. You killed my dog. I hate you.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/men-we-don-t-leave-a-lot-of-room-for-doubt-you-re-a-dick-you-fucked/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“And I know someone who’s perfect for her. He works in my lab. He’s smart. He’s funny. His name is Bert.” Bert? Is she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/and-i-know-someone-who-s-perfect-for-her-he-works-in-my-lab-he-s/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) > [“When we pull back into the castle courtyard, James is waiting. And he does not look happy. Actually he looks like a blond Hulk…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-chase/when-we-pull-back-into-the-castle-courtyard-james-is-waiting-and-he/) [Emma Chase](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-chase/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/dick/emma-chase/#itemlist", "name": "3 Dick Quotes By Emma Chase", "numberOfItems": 3, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Men? We don’t leave a lot of room for doubt: You’re a dick. You fucked my girlfriend. You killed my dog. I hate you. Direct. Clear. Unambiguous. You girls should try it sometime. 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